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hi im anderson cooper with CNN, reporting to you live from the situation room on the current crisis in the peaceful skeleton realm, which is currenrtly under attack by a helicopter. tonight i will be interviewing my own skeleton to learn more about this developing situation.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2021 08:47 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:03 |
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dictator of the ruling anti-skeleton party in a mid-20th century European country giving a speech between a big pair of banners: My countrymen, rise with me and combat the skeleton menace! By uniting under the anti-skeleton banner, we can send a helicopter to attack the peaceful skeleton realm and gently caress them up and kick their asses. crowd: *goes wild* dictator: *goes back to his office and catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror, reminding him that there is a skeleton inside of him and making him think about how he became a genocidal dictator by externalizing his inability to cope with having this part of himself that he hates, and how it would mean his undoing if his secret were ever to be known to the world* Ah poo poo man, poo poo. fuckj shiiiiiit
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