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Android Apocalypse posted:I know Goff's 2 picks could be rationalized (rushed throw while in the red zone due to Aaron Donald coming in & a tipped pass) but all I could think was "I wish this team had a better QB…" 2 redzone picks in a game is inexcusable, and an unfathomable amount of Bitch-rear end energy E: ffs I misremembering that bad incomplete as an INT. Whatever, point still stands. Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 25, 2021 |
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Benne posted:The rest of Detroit's schedule: If you want to take an optimistic look at things: - Philadelphia looks better on paper but isn't a consistent team themselves. - Pittsburgh often plays down to teams and Ben could gently caress up a lot. - Cleveland may still be dealing with key injuries. - Chicago could be in free fall by then and it's the Thanksgiving game, plus divisional mayhem. - Minnesota hasn't really been dominant thus far and the Lions nearly beat them last time, plus divisional mayhem. - Denver could be in free fall by then as well. - Who the hell knows where the Atlanta will be by late December, but I'll never count out the possibility of them pulling a Falcons. Arizona should obviously kill them barring something massive happening to them in the next eight weeks. Green Bay may still be fighting for playoff seeding in the final game and need to win. The Lions probably won't be favored in any of these games, but I could easily see them beating Chicago or Denver teams that are totally checked out and suddenly getting 2-3 wins seemingly out of nowhere.
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Benne posted:The rest of Detroit's schedule: Eagles, Bears, Broncos, Falcons are my picks. One of them, though, not all. 
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Elephanthead posted:Maybe GB will be resting starters If the Lions enter that week 0-16 do you REALLY think Rodgers will let them win?
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If the rams still had Jared Goff they would have never won that game after going down 10-0
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:If the Lions enter that week 0-16 do you REALLY think Rodgers will let them win? I Still Own You 2.0, this time he'll just be pointing and laughing
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 “Thank you for the interceptions Jared”
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https://twitter.com/NextGenStats/status/1452420379792719873
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Pictured: Dan cambells wallpaper
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DariusLikewise posted:
“So you get why we traded you now, right?”
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Benne posted:The rest of Detroit's schedule: Eagles, Steelers, Bears, Broncos, Falcons are all at least a coin flip. It just really depends on whether the team can transcend Goff.
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Benne posted:The rest of Detroit's schedule: Philly and Denver are both winnable. Obviously the bears would be an easy look but if I know one thing about the lions it’s that they will poo poo their pants big for thanksgiving.
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I went through to see how many more teams Matt Stafford has to win a game against to win a game against all 32 teams as a starting QB and the Lions were so loving bad at beating AFC opponents. With the win against the Lions he now has a win against all 16 NFC teams but still has to beat the Bengals, Titans, Ravens, Bills and Texans in the AFC. He gets a chance against the Ravens, Titans and Texans this year and a chance against the Bengals and Steelers in 2023 and the Bills in 2024. That's provided the Rams don't get a 17th game matchup with the Bills next year.
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Philly and Denver are both winnable. Obviously the bears would be an easy look but if I know one thing about the lions it’s that they will poo poo their pants big for thanksgiving. I'm convinced the Lions are gonna win this one against Philly. It's probably stupid af but it's just what I believe
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DariusLikewise posted:I went through to see how many more teams Matt Stafford has to win a game against to win a game against all 32 teams as a starting QB and the Lions were so loving bad at beating AFC opponents. With the win against the Lions he now has a win against all 16 NFC teams but still has to beat the Bengals, Titans, Ravens, Bills and Texans in the AFC. He gets a chance against the Ravens, Titans and Texans this year and a chance against the Bengals and Steelers in 2023 and the Bills in 2024. That's provided the Rams don't get a 17th game matchup with the Bills next year. Because I hate myself, I went and looked up all of those teams to see how close he came and it's just Lions.txt:
So yeah he obviously could have done more to win those games but he's got at least half of them crossed off the list with even a halfway competent defense and/or kickers not signing blood oaths with Satan. tinstaach fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Oct 28, 2021 |
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The 2012 game against the Titans was especially egregious since that was one of the replacement ref games, and during overtime they somehow forgot which 44 yard line the ball was supposed to be on.
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tinstaach posted:Bills (2014 Week 5): Dan Carpenter 58-yard FG with caps off 14 unanswered points and walks it off for the Bills, Lions lose by 3. Gotta mention that Jim Schwartz was coaching this Bills team, fresh off of being fired by Detroit, and the Bills players carried him off the field in triumph after the game lol. In Detroit no less! We suck rear end and have sucked rear end forever, but Detroit will beat the Eagles on Sunday and I'll get my rear end kicked walking my dog in my South Philly neighborhood after the game.
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A lot of faith here for a bitch-rear end football team to beat the eagles when the Lions are gonna be holding tryouts for CB pretty soon. https://twitter.com/kmeinke/status/1453780677556641796?s=20
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tinstaach posted:
I saw this poo poo live. I had never seen so many people united in anger in my life up until that point. One of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had at Ford Field. Yes, only “one of the most”.
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Apples McGrind posted:I saw this poo poo live. I had never seen so many people united in anger in my life up until that point. One of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had at Ford Field. Just remember the good times like kicking a meaningless fieldgoal as time expires to cover the spread.
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We thought the Eagles were one of the last winnable games left Welp
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Anyone have a link to the old Lions Bitch thread? Need to revisit some good times
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So what is Goff gonna do this season that’s equivalent to Orlovsky running out the back of the end zone in 2008?
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Apples McGrind posted:Anyone have a link to the old Lions Bitch thread? Need to revisit some good times https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 First page already off to a start fishing with the fam posted:Jim Caldwell is a bad coach.
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Chris James 2 posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 lmao i forgot about this Zoran posted:They ran the ball on third down and 10 with 17 seconds left and no timeouts.
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Congratulations, Detroit. You will be the 1st NFL team to go 0-16 and 0-17.
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So the Lions can go one more season with Goff, and only have 10 mil in dead cap, or they can get rid of him after this one and have 30 mil in dead cap. Almost worth the 30 mil in dead cap, lol
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So what is Goff gonna do this season that’s equivalent to Orlovsky running out the back of the end zone in 2008? Throw the ball away on 4th down? Twice? More times? So often it becomes known as “Goff’ing the ball away,” maybe? Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Lions will win a couple I think. After today, I don’t think so. They’d need to play the Jags to have a chance, and they don’t this year.
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My Fox station switched away from the Lions game with twenty-one (21) minutes left on the game clock.
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Apples McGrind posted:is Jared Goff worse than Joey Harrington? On one hand, Goff was there with the Rams when they made it to the Super Bowl. On the other hand, Joey Harrington has this: 
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When does Arch Manning come out? 5 years? Just tank until then and stock picks in the Process.
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Apples McGrind posted:is Jared Goff worse than Joey Harrington? How much did they pay Joey Harrington?
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:How much did they pay Joey Harrington? 37 million over 6 coming out of college. Carr got 46 over 7. Trevor Lawrence got 36/4 from the Jags (although obviously teams would love to have 6/7 years of control of their rookies these days) edited for bad numbers i got at first fast cars loose anus fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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IIRC those pre-CBA rookie deals were pretty easy to get out of, which is why agents fought hard for signing bonuses and front-loaded money. And if you were good, you were immediately negotiating a second contract. Almost nobody actually saw the end of their "six" or "seven" year deal.
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