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The thing about being a Lions fan is that early on you learn that God does in fact exist and They just love to ensure that our existence is a hilarious prolonged poo poo-show of increasingly dumb proportions. Bless this stupid football team.
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Apples McGrind posted:The thing about being a Lions fan is that early on you learn that God does in fact exist and They just love to ensure that our existence is a hilarious prolonged poo poo-show of increasingly dumb proportions. Bless this stupid football team. Being a Lion's fan is the fastest way to experience ego death and achieve nirvana
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Nov 16, 2021 21:53
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Docjowles posted:Yeah, exactly. You didn't need to watch the kick, it was preordained exactly how it was going to go down. This extends to the Lions Experience in all forms of kicking- if it was Prater or Hanson taking the shot, you'd know it was good. But it's not either of them, and as such, they'll Lions it up. Always.
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Nov 16, 2021 22:57
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Apples McGrind posted:The thing about being a Lions fan is that early on you learn that God does in fact exist and They just love to ensure that our existence is a hilarious prolonged poo poo-show of increasingly dumb proportions. Bless this stupid football team. Being a Lions fan is being Job but there's no reconciliation by God in the end.
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Nov 16, 2021 23:03
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Many Detroit pastors have mentioned an actual curse on the Lions before.
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Nov 18, 2021 05:59
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Lions winning the Super Bowl will clearly be one of the signs of the apocalypse. I bet there's a Nostradamus prophecy everyone is getting wrong, or a bible verse that no one's been able to puzzle out about it
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mercenarynuker posted:Lions winning the Super Bowl will clearly be one of the signs of the apocalypse. I bet there's a Nostradamus prophecy everyone is getting wrong, or a bible verse that no one's been able to puzzle out about it “The young lion will overcome the older one, On the field of combat in a single battle;" Lions are gonna get a new QB and eventually win the NFC conference championship against Matt Stafford and the Rams. book it.
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Nov 18, 2021 18:00
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“I saw a wolf eat the sun, then a lion ate the wolf. A lamb ate the lion and an owl ate the lamb”
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I didn’t watch the lions this week, how bitch-rear end were they?
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Apples McGrind posted:I didn’t watch the lions this week, how bitch-rear end were they? Very.
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Thursday is the best chance the lions are gonna get to have a W all season.
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Nov 22, 2021 19:06
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If the Seahawks continue their freefall I might move them into the Maybe column, but yeah it's probably Thanksgiving or bust for the Lions to not go 0-fer this year
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Nov 22, 2021 19:12
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Apples McGrind posted:I didn’t watch the lions this week, how bitch-rear end were they? They started a QB who had a negative td/int ratio in college and he immediately threw a pick.
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Nov 22, 2021 19:31
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Apples McGrind posted:I didn’t watch the lions this week, how bitch-rear end were they? more rear end than bitch, but still a LOT of both
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Mr. Nice! posted:They started a QB who had a negative td/int ratio in college and he immediately threw a pick. still astonished that man ended up on an nfl roster  who could have possibly seen this coming
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That's not a bad day for a running ba... oh
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Few things more Lions than a QB with a QBR in the single digits.
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Alaois posted:still astonished that man ended up on an nfl roster Suddenly feeling a lot better about Trevor siemien of all people
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really queer Christmas posted:Suddenly feeling a lot better about Trevor siemien of all people He sucks, but he’s also unquestionably better than any QB on the Lions roster.
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really queer Christmas posted:Thursday is the best chance the lions are gonna get to have a W all season. https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1462867729816428552?s=20 0-16-1 is very much in jeopardy.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:He sucks, but he’s also unquestionably better than any QB on the Lions roster. If your QB can: throw the ball to a wide receiver, go through a simple read progression, and/or be trusted to throw the ball past the 1st down marker on 3rd down, then by default they are better than any QB on the Lions' roster.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:He sucks, but he’s also unquestionably better than any QB on the Lions roster. Lynn Bowden Jr. is a better QB than anyone on the Lions roster
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Apples McGrind posted:https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/1462867729816428552?s=20 I'm worried. Really want the Lions to notch their second 0-16 season.
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Nov 22, 2021 22:42
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The Bears aren't going to lose to the Lions whether they have Goff or not. book it
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Bellmaker posted:The Bears aren't going to lose to the Lions whether they have Goff or not. the bears are absolutely going to lose to the lions, they are done.
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The Bears losing to the lions would bring an immediate firing of Nagy. That said, I can picture this ending in a tie.
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The answer to "can such-and-such very good college team beat such-and-such very bad pro team" is always a resounding "hell no", but I think this current Lions team is one of the most debatable cases. Like put them against something like the 2001 Miami team where half of the players ended up getting drafted, and I think The U keeps it within a couple of scores. This Lions team is just plain lacking in talent.
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You can tell the Lions are doing the best they can, but ultimately the talent doesn't match their ambitions. I hope the Lions are awarded this when they finish the season winless: 
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Android Apocalypse posted:The Bears losing to the lions would bring an immediate firing of Nagy. The lions avoiding going 0-16 for a second time by getting two ties is very lions. Congrats on speaking it into existence
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The lions have been right there in several games, they’re not nearly as bad as the other 0-16 team. 2008 got wrecked in all but two or three games. I think they’ll win a couple
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Mr. Nice! posted:They started a QB who had a negative td/int ratio in college and he immediately threw a pick. The red zone coverage of this was perfect. Hanson very incredulously talked through how he sucked so bad he couldn’t even get the starting job at UConn, had the negative td:int ratio, but somehow got a gig in the nfl. Then as soon as that intro finished, loving instant pick thrown directly at a defender 
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Docjowles posted:The red zone coverage of this was perfect. Hanson very incredulously talked through how he sucked so bad he couldn’t even get the starting job at UConn, had the negative td:int ratio, but somehow got a gig in the nfl. Then as soon as that intro finished, loving instant pick thrown directly at a defender Yup. Hanson was going on about how he threw at least two ints per td in college and now his nfl td:int ratio is 0:2.
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So how did he get a job in the NFL? There have to be 50 better QBs out there.
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Bird in a Blender posted:So how did he get a job in the NFL? There have to be 50 better QBs out there. Bitch-rear end lions
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Nov 23, 2021 14:16
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The Lions are so bitch-rear end they wouldn't bring in Kaepernick.
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Bird in a Blender posted:So how did he get a job in the NFL? There have to be 50 better QBs out there. You can't be expected to replace the talents of a guy like chase Daniel in one off-season
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really queer Christmas posted:Bitch-rear end lions They weren’t even the first team to try him. He spent 2 years as the Packers’ third qb, unable to beat out noted stud Deshone Kizer. So yeah eating your division rival’s garbage is an extremely bitch rear end lions move.
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DeimosRising posted:The lions have been right there in several games, they’re not nearly as bad as the other 0-16 team. 2008 got wrecked in all but two or three games. I think they’ll win a couple They will win on Thursday
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Chucktesla posted:You can't be expected to replace the talents of a guy like chase Daniel in one off-season This, but unironically
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Qwijib0 posted:They will win on Thursday If they don’t, 0-16-1 is guaranteed
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