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Most of the stories we share here are about people with too much drama in their life, but there are also people without enough AITA for not standing still while my wife went to pluck a hair on my face? quote:I'm a 32 year old bald dude with hairs that will randomly appear in other places. It's not often, but I don't look too closely at myself, so sometimes a hair can get long enough to be seen by someone else. Last night there was a hair on the top of my right ear that appeared and had probably been there all day.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:The 'no garden' guy reminded me of an anecdote from an Isaac Asimov book. He grew up in NYC and pretty much always lived in a big city. Once some friends invited him to their house, and offered to make dinner with veggies they had grown themselves. Without thinking he responded "Eat something from the DIRT?" and they laughed and assumed he was making a joke - but he actually had to make himself calm down and accept that yes, vegetables come out of the dirt. asimovs robot series is exactly what i thought of to.
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artsy fartsy posted:Most of the stories we share here are about people with too much drama in their life, but there are also people without enough She should get a laser and spice things up a bit
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The Alchemist posted:She should get a laser and spice things up a bit https://youtu.be/V83JR2IoI8k?si=FnJLC4VVJ8TMQsje
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The Alchemist posted:She should get a laser and spice things up a bit OP: turns off lights to get into bed Wife:
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:10 |
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Kurieg posted:AITA because I won't speak Japanese to my non-Japanese co worker? Just watch english-dubbed anime on your break and he'll never bother you again.
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Kurieg posted:AITA because I won't speak Japanese to my non-Japanese co worker? And while you're at it maybe you can act out a scene from one of his favorite animes.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:And while you're at it maybe you can act out a scene from one of his favorite animes. Just tell the weeb that your favorite anime is dragon ball GT That’ll fix it
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FMguru posted:Yet another hilarious TikTok breakup "prank" story: It's not a prank if you actually do it!
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Kurieg posted:AITA because I won't speak Japanese to my non-Japanese co worker? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLt5qSm9U80
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Kenshin posted:It 100% is, probably some variation of "people who actually love you will fight to keep you!" bullshit It's exactly this, they expect their partner to freak out or grovel to get back in their good graces because they're hosed in the head. The blocking & refusing calls means they want someone to physically track them down to figure out what's going on & that's some sociopathic poo poo nobody should put up with.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 19:23 |
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for not standing still while my wife went to pluck a hair on my face? She should know better than to try and groom him when he isn't sitting on her calming lap
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Enemabag Jones posted:The latest update is less of a bummer, thankfully. Extraordinary
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:13 |
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Cowabunga!!
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Is that one of those things like "panda" where they're just doing it because of some sort of ban on specific words?
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I think that's one of those words people use to avoid getting censored on social media rather than an eggcorn Edit: ^^^ yeah
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:17 |
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Yes. But what is panda a codename for?
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:18 |
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Pandemic
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It’s even more irritating when people say it out loud. I was talking to a coworker over Zoom the other day and she actually said “Back in the early days of the panini…”
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:27 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Home canning is another thing that’s easy to gently caress up and can be lethal.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It’s even more irritating when people say it out loud. I was talking to a coworker over Zoom the other day and she actually said “Back in the early days of the panini…” On the other hand, saying "The 'rona" is really fun.
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oh jay posted:On the other hand, saying "The 'rona" is really fun. I'm still partial to coof
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:36 |
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It's just wish fulfillment. Instead of millions dying, it was a social media craze where millions ate a fine pressed crusty sammich.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It’s even more irritating when people say it out loud. I was talking to a coworker over Zoom the other day and she actually said “Back in the early days of the panini…” I used to work with a woman who would say "unalive/unalived" out loud. Even when it wasn't in reference to a suicide. If she was talking about anyone who was dead (like, celebrity death news or something) she would say unalive. Really weird.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:52 |
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b-b-b-but you guys language is fluid and nothing is stupid
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 20:52 |
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FMguru posted:Yet another hilarious TikTok breakup "prank" story: The target of the 'prank' is the person who falls for the obvious tiktok bullshit, not the person they try that poo poo out on.
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Instead of Pandemic, I will now say Panic! at the Disco. Content: AITA for telling my friend she shouldn’t feel threatened by her stepdaughter? quote:I (26F) have a close 45 year old friend that started out as my “work mum”. We have worked together for 2 years and she has become like family. When my own mum passed, she sort of stepped into the role and now I spend a lot of time with her and her children are like my siblings. She has a blended family, so she has a son and daughter from a previous marriage and her husband has 2 daughters from a previous marriage. Emphasis added.
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Quackles posted:AITA for telling my friend she shouldn’t feel threatened by her stepdaughter? Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. (The stepmother, not OP) There is similar drama in the comments too! quote:NTA
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Yikes galore
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vonnegutt posted:Before she had her first child, my sister bought extremely fancy baby clothes - think Victorian level ruffles and ribbons, lots of white and materials that would require ironing, hand-washing, etc. We all rolled our eyes but she insisted that her baby wouldn't be caught dead wearing boring tacky baby clothes.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 21:19 |
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artsy fartsy posted:AITA for not standing still while my wife went to pluck a hair on my face? Yep, that long hair on your ear just sprouted up since this morning. Since you "don't look to closely at yourself" you are lucky to have a partner who will take care of your nasty inappropriate hairs, sit still for ten seconds and let her get rid of it you buffoon.
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AITA for unintentionally coming across as fatphobic to my bio-family who I never met before?quote:I (36m) was a day-one adoption. Bio-parents never even saw me. Don't you see! By you not being fat and eating a 6 foot party sub by yourself that made us feel that maybe it's not genetics and we could be better than we were! How dare you have crawled out of that crab bucket when you were 1 day old get back in here!
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:14 |
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OP posted:Would I be the ah if I texted my husband’s best friend (female) to see her reaction?
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:19 |
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Not gorging until you vomit is fatphobic.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:20 |
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Bio family is upset he torpedoed their 'it's genetics' excuse for being fat
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Not gorging until you vomit is fatphobic. I like that he ate a plate and a half as well but that wasn't enough.
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:27 |
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it would be funny if he's just using a different app and the OP blows up the marriage after a month for no reason
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# ? Mar 27, 2024 22:27 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for unintentionally coming across as fatphobic to my bio-family who I never met before? i saw one of the relatives and the relative looked at me and called me fatphobic
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AcidCat posted:nasty inappropriate
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Hughlander posted:AITA for unintentionally coming across as fatphobic to my bio-family who I never met before? gonna need a Brian Jacques-esque description of this feast AcidCat posted:Yep, that long hair on your ear just sprouted up since this morning. Since you "don't look to closely at yourself" you are lucky to have a partner who will take care of your nasty inappropriate hairs, sit still for ten seconds and let her get rid of it you buffoon. uhhh
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