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I once worked at a chemical distribution company where the new hire was a guy in his forties that I saw drinking hand sanitizer. I ended up pushing for him to be fired once he started asking about the alcohol content in our products.
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Halloween Jack posted:I feel bad for that guy and I hope HR got him help instead of just showing him the door. I wouldn't want someone dying from eating Sterno on my watch either, though. It was a small company with less than fifteen employees in the US, HR isn’t required.
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Oct 20, 2021 21:42
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Oct 23, 2021 20:09
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I really miss the days before people learned the word closure.
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Oct 30, 2021 20:59
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It's easier to take a poo poo in a coffee pot.
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Oct 30, 2021 21:24
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How do you count a liquid?
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Oct 30, 2021 21:51
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I’ve been saying “stay cramped” with a similar inflection I use for “get hosed”
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Oct 31, 2021 19:26
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I developed a habit of pissing in the kitchen sink when’s I was a kid. It was only a matter of time before I poo poo in the crisper drawer.
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Nov 1, 2021 00:48
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Johnny Truant posted:i thought this was appropriate for coffee chat I don't know whether to be excited or scared.
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Nov 2, 2021 17:11
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Johnny Truant posted:i think it was more a joke than an actual solution, although i do believe some people popped those pills. caffeine pills are just way tweakier than like, an actual caffeinated beverage. they got my from Austin->my hometown ~5 hours faster than the initial trip, so... cool? def made me twitchy and have gentle involuntary shaking if i held my hand out flat, though, lol 
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Nov 2, 2021 17:33
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I've always loved the parent rationale of "My kid is too young to be blamed for something, so therefore it's nobody's fault and you should pay for it because...it takes a village?" EDIT: A few years ago my spouse and I were involved in an RP game that the GM had created himself via some engine. Over the course of a few sessions we slowly realized he was using the game to write a novel, complete with all of the characters we had come up with.
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Nov 4, 2021 15:56
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teen witch posted:Strict parents raise sneaky kids. It’s better for you to be open and honest as to what social media does, and teach them responsibility, not withhold it. Having a strict father that liked to use his fists to make a point just made me into a fantastic liar really good at hiding things when I was a kid.
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Nov 4, 2021 17:12
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My spouse is an artist and unless I need to close the window or something I never go in her studio because it’s a deeply personal space where she can relax and let her creativity flow without any interruptions.
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Nov 4, 2021 19:46
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Wait, do you two think the mother was angling for a threesome?
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Nov 4, 2021 21:24
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My sister's kids were thirteen, ten, and seven when the first iPhone came out and she insisted that all three of them absolutely needed one. Sometimes it's the parents.
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Nov 5, 2021 13:39
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Plenty of parents treat therapy, journals, etc as ways of spying on their kids when they're still children, and shaming them when they're adults.
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Nov 5, 2021 14:31
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Of course you need a bridal shower, how else are you going to get a giant ceramic leaf platter?
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Nov 5, 2021 16:01
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My ex-wife, while not a nearly as awful as some of these people, leaned over to me at one point during our wedding and asked, "Isn't it great that everyone in this room has to do what I want?" Yes, I stayed married to her for four years after that.
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Nov 5, 2021 17:46
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Uncle Enzo posted:Notably absent: SIL's actual feelings. The urgings to wait don't come from her but from her siblings. Watch her be horrified that a family member was asked to delay their life just to spare her hypothetical feelings, if they'd even be hurt anyways. Yeah, it reminds me of the story where everyone shaved their heads to show solidarity with their friend in chemo and they were harassing the OP non-stop about doing it as well. When someone finally told the friend she was pissed and ended up cutting out everyone but the OP.
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Nov 7, 2021 22:12
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My ex-wife once tried to give me a blowjob while drunk and ended up puking on my dick. It was dark so I didn't immediately realize what had happened so she slurred that everything was fine while picking chunks of curry chicken out of my pubic hair.
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Nov 8, 2021 14:27
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Everyone post your favorite soda!
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Nov 8, 2021 17:18
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Never trust a red cream pie.
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Nov 8, 2021 17:22
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CannonFodder posted:*sips on a Cheerwine* Isn't this what Hobbits drink to get hosed up?
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Nov 8, 2021 18:12
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I finally realized not that long ago that 7-Up tastes like liquid Froot Loops.
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Nov 8, 2021 21:29
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Sex without the purpose of procreation is what's poisoning her breastmilk.
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Nov 8, 2021 21:49
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Grandma should ask for a maternity test.
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Nov 8, 2021 21:58
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Just do away with breastmilk entirely and put some Diet Squirt in the bottle.
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Nov 8, 2021 22:18
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I'm pretty sure one of the infants on that Honey Boo Boo show was fed with a baby bottle full of Mountain Dew. The one with three thumbs.
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Nov 8, 2021 22:28
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Azuth0667 posted:Does tonic water count? I’ll allow it. EDIT: On second thought, no. Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Nov 8, 2021 |
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Nov 8, 2021 23:54
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He needs a sad egg?
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Nov 9, 2021 16:05
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I have a difficult time believing anything other than the brother trying to rush things and maybe even forcing her so they could get it over with before the kid woke up and/or the OP came home.
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Nov 9, 2021 16:30
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Scaevolus posted:My grandparents don’t approve of my relationship with my black boyfriend, and don’t want me (F24) to marry him (26). I don’t know what to do, since I don’t want to lose either of these people (my boyfriend and my grandparents). spouse posted:I feel like a lot of racists are just racists because they don't regularly interact with people of the races they "don't like", and this is a good example of that. Presuppositions and fearmongering for a group of people you have little experience with, reinforced by purposeful media. This all sounds lovely but I'm pretty sure they haven't changed their minds about black people, just that he's "one of the good ones"
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Nov 9, 2021 18:39
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kntfkr posted:Those cans, like, try too hard. They’re the most 90s thing I’ve seen in a while, I had almost forgotten about them.
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Nov 9, 2021 21:30
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Arsenic Lupin posted:OP is the rear end in a top hat because who the hell buys something as major as a car without consulting the other partner? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcEylCwkSxE
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Nov 10, 2021 01:37
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Hughlander posted:Oh great, another case of an older dude creeping on a younger woman in the workplace thinking being nice is coming onto him... I hate stories like this because even if it's true it's still something that creeps will carry around in their back pocket as proof that they should go ahead and harass the person at work that's obviously giving them signals like wearing clothes and having facial expressions.
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Nov 10, 2021 19:10
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toiletbrush posted:this is a really weird thing to take away from that story wtf Thank you
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Nov 10, 2021 19:51
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Sometimes it's kind of a shlorp-shlorp-shlorp sound.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:53
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You're supposed to feed your cat in a crystal goblet that you hit with a fork.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:55
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I know we don’t think of Italians as being of another race but maybe we shouldn’t play Guess the Slur regardless?
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He should have felt honored to be named after a Marx brother.
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