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The Automator posted:wtf is wrong with people jesus christ
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go girl.
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Mar 2, 2022 22:16
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comfortable racist vs the volcano isnt the best movie title but... e: lol fully grown adult. im like a .75 grown adult and i can get by enough to poo poo, eat and travel in at least 4 languages
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Apr 2, 2022 12:02
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why not both?
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May 6, 2022 17:26
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i'm torn
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May 20, 2022 19:27
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but still gently caress all of them go full griffledorf
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May 20, 2022 19:40
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best to go with ff6, cast sir ultros with care
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May 20, 2022 20:04
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"its...lupus" the groom whispered sliding down the zipline from the balcony stabbing the bride fatally
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May 20, 2022 20:07
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Perfect post construction.
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May 20, 2022 20:33
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post campbellian history suggests ashley is a perfectly masculine name
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May 20, 2022 20:48
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If that dude rolled Sabrina for 21 years, he is either possessing godlike patience or someone gonna die.
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May 20, 2022 20:56
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when we had our kiddo my heavy sleeping concerned my wife but I managed not to kill him. D- would not recommend. kids a friggin bed hog
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May 21, 2022 14:35
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ever since I read the poker stories with toby from the dealers perspective I've always been like yeah gently caress that guy
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May 21, 2022 14:58
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can't get it now though it's kind of a thing
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May 21, 2022 15:07
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sorry about your cock
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May 28, 2022 14:37
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i have conquered the world but my life is so hollow. i am not a complete(ly falsified) morality tale at all.
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Jun 6, 2022 20:18
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i dont have the link but i just remember the phrase "you always catch me"
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Jun 8, 2022 21:59
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I used to work in a place where the operations manager would immediately grab any and all bagels that entered the office, regardless of who bought them, and cut every single one into bite-sized chunks so "none of you get carried away" 
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Jun 15, 2022 18:50
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be brave awkward nerd. even though doing stuff at your place of work is playing with napalm
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Jun 15, 2022 21:07
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Jun 16, 2022 18:18
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harbor your grudge there cheeseman. i dont even care if i dont know you to give you the secret havarti me and the wife are rollin.
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Jul 8, 2022 18:39
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Aug 1, 2022 17:56
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It doesn’t matter. Most birth control is taken orally but guys still flip out at the sight of it. i dont get that one at all. but then i didnt have an accidental kid until i was 40 and it was very not-accidental and planned with my wife.
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Aug 1, 2022 18:26
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childbirth is gross and overrated. why anyone on earth wants a mirror, or to touch the head during crowning or any of that poo poo is beyond me. the best analogy i have heard is a wet st bernard crushing through the cat door.
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Aug 1, 2022 20:08
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just put a question mark after it, maybe one of those upside down ones too for authentic tex mex flavor
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Aug 6, 2022 12:35
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i also have been completely oblivious to ladies attentions over the years, man I don't miss being that awkward.
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Aug 14, 2022 12:55
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Cythereal posted:My (18F) roommate (19F) keeps flirting with me in Animal Crossing and I don’t know how to feel go for it you confused angel.
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Aug 14, 2022 22:29
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i was never told how much i can spend on meals or client entertainment and i aint ever gonna ask. as long as my expense reports keep going through.
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Aug 16, 2022 22:58
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lol i just looked it up. there are no limits of any kind lol. this is a multi billion dollar corp and im positively frugal unless i have a whole bunch of people with me.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:02
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i have literally filed an expense report for like several thousand dollars worth of tequila, in guadalajara closing out a bar for a project close. i cant imagine being asked about who drank what
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Aug 16, 2022 23:06
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i do IT stuff. i just like to be on site for mergers/acquisitions flips etc.
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Aug 16, 2022 23:12
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The best taco trick I picked up in Mexico was slivered fresh pineapple over a properly spicy taco.
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Aug 21, 2022 15:17
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you are seen and appreciated.
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Aug 21, 2022 15:27
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my wife is a stay at home, but i still make sure to do the 3 accounts thing there and try to make sure she has enough to not have to ask me for random stuff, I mean we still talk about bigger things but i want her to have her own money so she isnt just dealing with me looking at giant credit card bills and being like all micromanager about stuff.
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Aug 22, 2022 15:25
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Pete and Jimmy, doing poo poo properly.
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Aug 26, 2022 02:03
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 but only because obviously you cant take your wifes word for things and she got to the door lock changing level and your dumb rear end is like 
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Aug 29, 2022 22:43
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usually 2 screws. unless we are making a very clever metaphor.
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Aug 29, 2022 23:00
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Aug 30, 2022 01:09
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Use ice cream too and maybe a loving spa day. Dipshit.
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Aug 30, 2022 01:31
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BounceBanana posted:People always ask why I'm not divorced. You hit the nail on the head. i was "married" like 2 years into my now 10 year relationship. yup. it was that and my current wife finally being like dude.
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Sep 1, 2022 23:20
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