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ComfyPants posted:All glory to the shitnotoad {{{{{{{{{{{ALLL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD}}}}}}}}}}}
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Sep 2, 2023 06:32
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That toad is proof that the system works
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Sep 2, 2023 09:16
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I watched a video where someone ate an 8 pound burger and nearly died, thinking about a 5 foot poo poo right now
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↑↑↑ I can't stand Guga's voice (ChubbyEmu is cool) redshirt posted:That must have been 20% or more of his body weight. You started us off with the over under on weight in the trump thread when we learned he'd be booked in Georgia. I thought you were off then and now I think you're low-balling that that was just 20% of that toad's weight My Dad Nintendo fucked around with this message at 12:05 on Sep 2, 2023 |
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Sep 2, 2023 12:02
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Hammu-rob-i posted:You started us off with the over under on weight in the trump thread when we learned he'd be booked in Georgia. I thought you were off then and now I think you're low-balling that that was just 20% of that toad's weight I stand by my numbers.
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Sep 2, 2023 12:04
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Ah man, can't believe I missed this one a couple years back. Takes me back to the time of "animal does thing" threads, like that crab pooping on he own eyeball (a shameful crab).
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orange juche posted:Imagine yourself being that toad making GBS threads rn and imagining this. Also, someone should write a computer game based around the toad making GBS threads, a first person shitter, you could say. Some of the basic rules: eat as much as you can, but if you explode, you lose. Then have a poo poo, you get points based on turd size, but if you have a heart attack during the poo poo, you lose. Repeat.
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Sep 2, 2023 12:34
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Quite impressive. That would be like one of us pinching a 6 foot long loaf. Thread of the century. This needs stickied.
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Sep 2, 2023 15:58
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“pencil hands in a Walmart bathroom”, digital video, 2021
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Sep 2, 2023 16:17
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That toad's been eating his Fiber One bars
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Sep 2, 2023 16:30
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Close one, i'd nearly forgotten about that toad dropping his massive log on the sidewalk. Blessed thread.
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Sep 2, 2023 16:51
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Someone please please PLEASE photoshop this or whatever the gently caress to the toad making GBS threads out a rolled up donald trump mug shot that then unrolls when fully out and post it in the trump mugshot PS thread. PLEASE!!
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Sep 2, 2023 16:52
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LOOK AT THIS FROG'S HUGE DUMP
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Someone please please PLEASE photoshop this or whatever the gently caress to the toad making GBS threads out a rolled up donald trump mug shot that then unrolls when fully out and post it in the trump mugshot PS thread. But the toad already shat out a Trump?
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Sep 2, 2023 21:42
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Leroy Dennui posted:Ah man, can't believe I missed this one a couple years back. Takes me back to the time of "animal does thing" threads, like that crab pooping on he own eyeball (a shameful crab). animal does thing threads are a gbs staple, look at the pig balls thread
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Sep 2, 2023 21:44
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You don't poo poo like that from eating flies. Someone is looking for their damned dog.
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Sep 2, 2023 22:01
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Bluemillion posted:You don't poo poo like that from eating flies. Someone is looking for their damned dog. It is rather disturbing to consider what this toad ate to make such a poo poo.
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Bluemillion posted:You don't poo poo like that from eating flies. Someone is looking for their damned dog. It wasn't Toadkiller Dog, that's for sure
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Sep 2, 2023 23:42
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redshirt posted:It is rather disturbing to consider what this toad ate to make such a poo poo. it ate another toad
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Sep 2, 2023 23:43
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Leroy Dennui posted:crab pooping on he own eyeball (a shameful crab). this seems highly unlikely. ill kindly ask that you provide evidence of your outlandish claims.
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Sep 3, 2023 00:56
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MrQwerty posted:it ate another toad It's a toad eat toad world man
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redshirt posted:It's a toad eat toad world man sometimes when your mouth is around the size of another whole animal you just have to do the needful
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MrQwerty posted:sometimes when your mouth is around the size of another whole animal you just have to do the needful Ive consumed many small animals due to this one obscure fact.
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Sep 3, 2023 01:01
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now this is teh type of #COntent gbs craves
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Sep 3, 2023 01:06
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flubber nuts posted:this seems highly unlikely. ill kindly ask that you provide evidence of your outlandish claims. Can't find it on Youtube and I'm not going to fine-comb the GBS Graveyard to find the thread. It's like this video if the turd was drawn upward by the current/water pressure and grazed the crab's eye on the way up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu42rFXkiVo
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Sep 3, 2023 01:15
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MrQwerty posted:sometimes when your mouth is around the size of another whole animal you just have to do the needful Isn't this how chickens' "OS" so to say, is programmed? code:
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Sep 3, 2023 01:29
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Zefiel posted:Isn't this how chickens' "OS" so to say, is programmed? the first time I saw a chicken break a mouse's neck and then swallow it whole was when I realized birds are dinosaurs roadrunners are crazy, I've seen roadrunners eat multiple types of lizards and snakes in the wild out here, and yes that is how they are programmed
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:now this is teh type of #COntent gbs craves GTS
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Sep 3, 2023 01:30
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I hope someone called the University of California, Santa Barbara after filming this incredible event.
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Sep 3, 2023 01:31
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redshirt posted:It is rather disturbing to consider what this toad ate to make such a poo poo. 
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Sep 3, 2023 02:16
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Don't tell the wife 
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Sep 3, 2023 02:18
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Don't tell the wife
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Sep 3, 2023 02:24
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Posting in an epic toad turd thread
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Sep 3, 2023 03:42
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Toads are way cooler than frogs for the record.
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Sep 3, 2023 08:34
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I know. It needs tense action music. The theme from "Mission Impossible" maybe?
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Sep 3, 2023 10:26
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I know. It needs tense action music. I'm thinking either brutal heavy metal, or some powerful classical piece, like John Williams Superman: Main theme (play loud): https://youtube.com/watch?v=78N2SP6JFaI
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Sep 3, 2023 14:56
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Little guy's been on my rap sheet for two years now. Wish I could tell him this in person: https://youtube.com/watch?v=j0nztvbg9KE
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Sep 3, 2023 15:08
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I had to run a little toad off my basketball court the other day. Didn't want to do it. Felt I had to, for his safety. I said nice things while doing it.
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Good lord I was not expecting to be so disgusted yet impressed at the same time
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