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my favorite was the guys mysteriously getting havana syndrome in their virginia suburbs anyway all that money congress gave out for the fake disease is never coming back lmao. congrats to all those alphabet agency guys who got to renovate their kitchens because they got tummyaches from a career of doing evil demon poo poo
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That means they have to give back all the money right.
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i bet if you brain scanned every last cia agent they'd all be brain damaged
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they're havana act real good if they want to keep that money
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Send the Cia agents to my classroom and I can fix them
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this has definitely been posted 500 times itt https://twitter.com/kenmegalopsuxos/status/1525818968191250432
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Cpt_Obvious posted:That means they have to give back all the money right. Lmfao no. But it does mean that the money might not get reupped. Which is still kinda lovely if you wanted more money.
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it only now occurred to me, if anyone had believed this was real, why didnt the Russians use their brain ray gun in Ukraine at all?
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eSports Chaebol posted:it only now occurred to me, if anyone had believed this was real, why didnt the Russians use their brain ray gun in Ukraine at all? That's more or less what thinking people said about the whole brain ray thing as soon as it came up. If the Russians can just melt anyone's brain at any time with no notice, then we might as well call Putin up and surrender.
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30.5 Days posted:Havana syndrome! It's back and it's fake! And nobody cares ok say NOW everyone is trusting the CIA??? 
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https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/09/pentagon-funding-experiments-animals-havana-syndrome-00086393Politico posted:The Pentagon is funding experiments on animals to recreate ‘Havana Syndrome’
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Hello Congress my student loans have Havana syndrome please give me a poo poo ton of money for their suffering
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Weka posted:https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/09/pentagon-funding-experiments-animals-havana-syndrome-00086393 we have successfully made a horse hungover
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Mar 14, 2023 16:08
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We cannot allow a Havana syndrome gap!
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Congrats to those scientists for getting a bunch of money to blast radio waves at ferrets
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Elon Musk already perfected Havana syndrome in monkeys with Neuralink
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If they successfully invent it, they will deploy it against the entire civilian populations of sanctioned countries
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We played the ferrets Jazz FM for two hours a day and strangely, they didn't develop brain damage. Thanks for the $750k.
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vyelkin posted:Congrats to those scientists for getting a bunch of money to blast radio waves at ferrets thats whats up dude. 750k to gently caress around for a few months then send a letter to the dod saying your results were inconclusive and you need another bag of cash to get to the bottom of this.
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Weka posted:https://www.politico.com/news/2023/03/09/pentagon-funding-experiments-animals-havana-syndrome-00086393 Health Care $0 Climate Change $0 Student Loan Relief $0 Microwaving Ferrets $750,000 someone who is good at the economy please help. my country is dying
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Have they tried giving cocaine to the ferrets yet because if not I have a grant to write
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The Oldest Man posted:Have they tried giving cocaine to the ferrets yet because if not I have a grant to write were you behind this too? https://twitter.com/WBBMNewsradio/status/1635356500511326208
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I wonder how they will test these ferrets for havana syndrome. Ask if they have a headache? Try and feed them aspirin?
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Weka posted:I wonder how they will test these ferrets for havana syndrome. Ask if they have a headache? Try and feed them aspirin? Sounds like another $750,000 question
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I have successfully induced Havana syndrome in myself by sleeping next to a running ultrasound tranceiver after drinking a fifth of vodka.
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lol apparently the Army literally reversed its ban on using animals in weapon development tests for this
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:lol apparently the Army literally reversed its ban on using animals in weapon development tests for this
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I once got some ropa vieja stuck between my teeth. do I get a Havana syndrome payout
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ddinkins posted:I once got some ropa vieja stuck between my teeth. do I get a Havana syndrome payout you got old clothing stuck in your teeth?
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yes, it was delicious. everyone should try it
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We have locked a pig in a room with a person who only talks about what they read in their Twitter feed. We have successfully discovered the cause of Havana Syndrome
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DOD changing its animal testing rules so you can get a ferret blackout drunk to see if it has havana syndrome the next morning
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Spergin Morlock posted:you got old clothing stuck in your teeth? ddinkins posted:yes, it was delicious. everyone should try it Lol
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i hope everyone's havana nice friday night
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