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checking my official cia-issued guide to moderating cspam and it says that havana syndrome is definitely 100% real, anyway apropos of nothing i have noticed the crickets are unusually active these days
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a.p. dent posted:absolutely incredible that they passed a bill based on "when you think about it, it's even MORE suspicious that there's no evidence" lack of evidence just proves that our cunning, nefarious enemies are really good at hiding evidence
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John Charity Spring posted:please ban any havana syndrome deniers, mods banned, banned, banned, youre all banned. none of you are free of headaches
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Oct 21, 2021 20:47
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ikanreed posted:But seriously, I don't know how to handle how loving gullible the entirety of the United States government is at all levels absolutely cannot pass any bills to spend money on improving people's lives to save their lives, but can easily and without even bothering to debate it pass bills giving extra money to: police, military, israel, cia agents with hangovers
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Oct 22, 2021 13:21
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frankenfreak posted:Incredibly disappointed the first reply isn't daaaaaaamn
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Oct 22, 2021 13:21
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people in the past had cool psychosomatic diseases like an entire town spontaneously deciding to dance until they dropped dead, nowadays we just get hangover symptoms
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Oct 26, 2021 14:44
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30.5 Days posted:Did anybody try fumigating castro's house and like telling him it was safe a few days too early. Just thought of that, just now. this makes me wonder, did any of the cia agents fall ill shortly after picking up a particularly pretty shell on the beach?
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Oct 26, 2021 15:52
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havana ooh-na-na i got a headache in Havana ooh-na-na
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Oct 28, 2021 02:04
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Delta-Wye posted:
oh my god the POSTER Act of 2021 lmao
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Oct 28, 2021 13:36
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Hedenius posted:By googling studies on Havana Syndrome I found out that a bunch of Canadian diplomats in Havana started showing symptoms similar to the Americans around the same time back in 2016. A Canadian study was published in 2019: Havana Syndrome Among Canadian Diplomats: Brain Imaging Reveals Acquired Neurotoxicity. inhaling a bunch of insecticide makes sense to me, but otoh who do we get to bomb if it turns out diplomats and spies just love huffing roundup?
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Oct 29, 2021 13:42
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Smythe posted:its not i opened the caseand listened. it sounds like its coming from behind my left shoulder but u cant hear it if u move 24 inches in any direction. its hosed up!!! it's your brain telling you to log off
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Sep 18, 2022 22:51
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Smythe posted:i figured out the ticking. it was actually acoustics. theres construction dudes acorss the street and while i was sitting in my chair i could hear the nail gun twice with a perceptible delay, once from the left and once from the right. intrigued, i look out the window & was able to see the guy moving around up there so i watchhim and notice that if he moves a couple feet in either direction i can hear either the tool once from the left, twice from both sides but with lag, or only from the right when it bounces off an apartment building on the other side of my unit. pretty crazy. i can hear it very clearly from the bounce. kinda reminds of those cool dishes they had at astrocamp where you could whisper into it and hear it clear as day on the other dish really far away just via acoustics. makes u respect that kind of engineering in big concert venues and such that's pretty cool Smythe
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Oct 18, 2022 13:03
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Congrats to those scientists for getting a bunch of money to blast radio waves at ferrets
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Mar 14, 2023 16:16
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We played the ferrets Jazz FM for two hours a day and strangely, they didn't develop brain damage. Thanks for the $750k.
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DOD changing its animal testing rules so you can get a ferret blackout drunk to see if it has havana syndrome the next morning
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