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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This is a game between a spooOoOoOoOoky undead team known as the Browns and just kinda mediocre team known as the Broncos. The Broncos are not dead they are just a little horse.

I have been assured that the proper beverage to drink during this game is gasoline. You can have it with one of them little umbrellas if you want to be fancy.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"Wise fwom your gwaves."

*entire Browns offense appears*

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Bakers injury doesn't sound very humerus!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hughmoris posted:

I hope Keenum either throws 4 picks or 4 TDs, nothing in between.

Need to think BIG. Case Keenum throws four TDs and four pick sixes and the game ends in a 28-28 tie.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






I got a brief peak at it before the Vrbo ad started. I choose, however, to believe these two things are related

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





shirts and skins posted:

I know I'll scoff at this attitude when it's May and football seems forever away but...do I even bother with this poo poo tonight?

This has some good clownball potential!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm all about spicy pork rinds and strawberry margaritas and hoping this distracts me from stress tonight.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





hughesta posted:

I'm gonna die watching this game

Hey, at least you're not going to die playing it!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Earnest!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mr. Nice! posted:

The Browns appear to be alright w/o Baker.

Tired: QB controversy
Wired: RB controversy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Abugadu posted:

D'Importance of Being D’Ernest

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What its 4th and one go for it!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Play posted:

dang i forgot again. its thursday

You and Vic Fangio dude.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





How is this defense 4th against the run?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





mightygerm posted:

Keenum fighting for a job out there

Fighting for somebody's job. Probably fangios with that last play

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Da Browns!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That's some wind. Those refs got flappy pants.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mystic Stylez posted:

Javonte owns

He's p. good

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





You know how you know what team is bad? When the promo features a defensive player instead of the quarterback.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Teddy no!






But really okay I'm rooting for the Browns tonight

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oof. was sure that was gonna get picked.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Foolish Browns don't get enamored with the forward pass. Just feed RB3 and 4.

And 5 apparently

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

Give this guy playcalling duties



What's Santa doing there anyway?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





4th and 3? Should have GOne 4 IT.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hughmoris posted:

If the offense quits jumping, and OBJ quits dropping, Browns might be able to do something.

Just hand it off to the FrankenRB.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Mystic Stylez posted:

Jie Buck more like Joe Bucko

More like... Joe Yuck!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Man, OBJ really is washed as hell.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh no man!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





When I think of a drive that needs points now, I think of a 1.5 yard run by Melvin Gordon.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Christ. I didn't expect much from the Broncos but this is wildly under my expectations.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Uh... just get Beckham out of there.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





chamois posted:

can it just be halftime already

Good news!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Broncles

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Play posted:

:siren: OBJ HAS CAUGHT A FOOTBALL :siren:

And again!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





May the Schwarts be with you.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





GO 4 IT!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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WENT 4 IT! IT WAS GOOD!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What in gods name was that Ambulance movie?

An ambulance you have a chance.
In a hearse it could be worse.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

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D'ernest "9ypc" Johnson.

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