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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > What will the National Guard be used for next?
 
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Probably for doing murders.

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 06:26
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Send them to the lard room?

* # ¿ Nov 2, 2021 07:39
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The National Guard will shortly be asked to make up the shortfall in the number of horses being ridden by the border patrol. Expect to see piggy back rides all along the border.

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2021 02:23
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

I think it was like 90% or troops flunk out once they do actually go to college. Don’t know how the national guard differs from other branches, but this is just dropping the residual illusion that service is any longer an entry into the middle class.

I don't know about the national guard specifically, but the middle class is overrepresented in America's military.

My prediction for the newest use of the national guard: stacked along the border as a temporary wall.

* # ¿ Nov 15, 2021 01:20
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

PeterCat posted:

3,000 Guardsmen are already on the border, costing $800 million annually.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/07/07/militarys-border-mission-will-continue-least-another-year.html

It would be a lot cheaper if they just piled up like half the guard there.

* # ¿ Nov 15, 2021 09:39
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Owing to a temporary lack of production of bombs, the national guard will be dropped from drones onto weddings.

* # ¿ Nov 16, 2021 02:38
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The national guard will be ground up and made into hamburgers in some state that doesn't grow cows because of supply chain problems.

* # ¿ Dec 21, 2021 11:36
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_army_of_labour

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

ted hitler hunter posted:

I did not have the National Guard being deployed as wetnurses on my bingo card.

I pray that you know what a wet nurse is, but I suspect you do not.

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