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Apr 6, 2011

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Ccs posted:

I thought big productions didn't let any non-union crew on set.

It’s a Netflix production so

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Apr 6, 2011

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LanceHunter posted:

Given who got hit, it's entirely within the realm of possibility that the camera they were using for the shot got destroyed as well.

The perfect crime

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Apr 6, 2011

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Noblesse Obliged posted:

Always treat a Baldwin as if they are loaded

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Apr 6, 2011

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Bronze Fonz posted:








Don't be blind!

I hate these people so loving much

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Apr 6, 2011

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

Film makers who use cgi muzzle flashes deserve to die in on-set accidents.

Lol ok. Video games have realistic muzzle flashes I think you can CGI em into a movie if it means Alec Baldwin will stop killing folks

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Apr 6, 2011

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

You’ve seen cgi muzzle flashes, they’re loving abominations. I’d give my right foot right now if it meant no more cgi guns and gore.

I hear there’s an opening on the set of Alec Baldwins new movie

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Apr 6, 2011

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Crosspost from the Nightmare Fear Factory thread:

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Apr 6, 2011

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Ziv Zulander posted:

Uhhhhh guns are pretty pretty dang loud buddy. Like it’s not a good idea to even shoot a 22 without ear protection, and I always double up on it if I’m shooting something bigger

I can’t tell if you’ve either never fired a gun, or you shoot so much that you’re just deaf now

What’s dumb in movies is how guns make a noise when people draw them.

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Apr 6, 2011

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No that one’s accurate

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Remember when there wasn’t a Trump involved with literally every loving thing that happens?

neither do I

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Aardvark! posted:

i (Alec Baldwin) am going to make a movie where BBC gets dp’d by the armorer, producer, AD, and lead actor

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Apr 6, 2011

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She was comin straight for him!

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sigher posted:

How did she even get a second job? Lord almighty.

Nepotism. Her dad’s a big wig in the industry.

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Apr 6, 2011

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The real answer here is simple: just go back to radio serials.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Just hire people that are good at getting shot. Phil LaMarr did all his own stunts in pulp fiction and he’s still going strong.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Stick Figure Mafia posted:

When they made a Once Upon A Time in Mexico all the shots were cgi and Antonio Banderas kept making gun noises with his mouth accidentally.
He had them do one take that was all his mouth so he could get the timing right and then he was good to go.

They should release this version

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Apr 6, 2011

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Making movies is like Chinese dinner; it’s not over till somebody gets shot

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Apr 6, 2011

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SilvergunSuperman posted:

Did you know he was a CO-WRITER!?

If only he’d written the scene so that he gave her flowers instead of shooting her, that lady would still be here today.

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Apr 6, 2011

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teen witch posted:

Jesus this girl has some questionable judgement.

Already indirectly responsible for one death and now likely another. I’m sure she’ll learn her lesson after they slap her with a $500 fine and a tour of the prison where she might end up if she keeps this up young lady!

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Apr 6, 2011

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wa27 posted:

I feel like if you get drunk and kill yourself on your own bike racing someone, it shouldn't be the fault of the owner of the other bike. :shrug:

She knowingly gave a guy who was visibly intoxicated the keys to her bike, so yes she’s got some responsibility.

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Apr 6, 2011

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Seth Pecksniff posted:

Some notch sexual conquests in their belt

Others notch accidental kills in theirs

Life is a world of contrasts

For some, those aren’t even mutually exclusive.

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Apr 6, 2011

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More like Alec Killedem

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Apr 6, 2011

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Icochet posted:

Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage... AMMO IN A FANNY PACK!!

I know, I know, it’s serious

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Apr 6, 2011

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

REMINDER: fanny means pussy

Uh I think she was shot in the chest

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oh dope posted:

God this poo poo is hilarious and weird

"hey handsome, wanna gently caress? On this stool? In this alleyway?"

Just lol if you’ve never had alleyway stool sex with a gun-toting moron

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Apr 6, 2011

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Alec Baldwin posted:

yeah got their rear end!

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Apr 6, 2011

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It’s incredibly cool and also good how lawyers just invent a conspiracy theory as a defense because I guess that’s just what we do now.

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Apr 6, 2011

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TheWeepingHorse posted:

How deep does the rabbit hole go on this one

Judging by the link you gotta pay to find out

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Apr 6, 2011

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Our time together was brief but passionate, and every so often I’ll catch the scent of Purex Garden Fresh upon the breeze, as though the wind itself is whispering…

“…Jennifer….”

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Apr 6, 2011

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Mozi posted:

alright all my sick depraved moneypig fans out there, this month's panties are a little different... let's just say there was a live round that went off unexpectedly ;)

:lmao:

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Apr 6, 2011

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$8K for 21 days of work sounds pretty good. Anyone know of any armorer jobs available?

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Alec Baldwin is actually a giant spider

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Apr 6, 2011

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Alec Baldwin in spider form can shoot up to 8 cinematographers simultaneously

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Bags Fly at Noon posted:

Alec Baldwin is actually a giant spider

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

They should make the cops check for spiders as well

Fuckin lmao

https://people.com/movies/rust-crew-member-trying-save-arm-amputation-after-spider-bite-on-set/

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Apr 6, 2011

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Just stop making movies imo, who needs em?

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Apr 6, 2011

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Alec Baldwin and Jim Acosta are gonna team up for the buddy picture of a lifetime (because they’re going to kill you)

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Apr 6, 2011

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What’s crazy is Alec’s mom drove him across state lines to film this scene. I can’t believe she’s not taking any heat for this!

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Aardvark! posted:

Maybe a bug went through the trigger guard as he was lifting the gun, depressing the trigger? A really heavy bug.

I heard that the camerawoman and the director had tried to squash a bug earlier that very same day :thunk:

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Apr 6, 2011

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I had some sympathy for him about this incident but that softball interview he just did with Stephanopolous was a really bad look.

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Apr 6, 2011

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no pubes yet sorry posted:

lol this is one of the best thread titles in years. every time i scroll by i hear jack donaghy saying this to the 50 rock crew.

It really is. I giggle every time I scroll past.

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