Megillah Gorilla posted:

Almost the funniest thing possible happened at the new trial:

Expert witness in "Rust" shooting trial points firearm towards judge before being corrected by bailiff.

Total Party Kill posted:

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

he made the mistake of posting in GBS and regrets it because we didn't pull out our guns and try to gently caress them while he was prattling on about a bunch of stupid 'I am a gun expert' poo poo in a thread about making fun of Alec Baldwin in a forum where nobody takes anything seriously

Songbearer posted:

There was no way to stop Alec Baldwin during this tragedy. Even if you ran into his path, wrestled the gun out of his hands and knocked him to the ground, he would handspring away and deploy a second bigger gun he was concealing down his strangely bulging sleeve and curve the bullets to hit the actor, the key grip, the best boy, the worst girl and the runners all at once before maniacally Yosemite Samming away in a hailstorm of firepower

Even after his departure when the medical response staff have gone to check the pulse and put their ear to the deceased's chest the chaos won't stop as their strangely twitching bodies will erupt into a hail of new and renewed gunfire as the live rounds nestling inside their habitat grow furious at the commotion and burst free, whizzing in every direction in a crimson frenzy, tiny Alec faces where there should be the smooth curve of a bullet

Then comes the sound of thousands of high velocity bees shattering everything in their path before sequestering themselves away in the snug chambers of the prancing Alec's 10ft tall by 6ft wide comically ridiculous two thousand chambered revolver, which he'll then blow the smokestack of gunsmoke off the end of the barrel before tucking it away in a tiny holster

satanic splash-back posted:

Alec Baldwin cannot be satiatied, only temporarily subdued