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ashton kutcher leaping out with a camera crew, alec baldwin you just got punk'd
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Oct 22, 2021 04:13
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Edgar posted:What a horrible situation! I would of thought they would had some union training updates for prop gun handling after Brandon Lee Any lesson learned from a tragedy expires after about 10 years.
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Oct 22, 2021 04:37
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anyway, i hope they at least got the shot
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Oct 22, 2021 04:38
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Aardvark! posted:somebody give me an edgy joke to change the thread title to guns don't kill people, alec baldwins do
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Oct 22, 2021 05:21
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roomtone posted:that's pretty inspiring and makes me want to get off my half-depressed behind and go do a practical film course. that sounds like a good way to get yourself murdered by alec baldwin
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Oct 22, 2021 05:22
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Traxis posted:Yikes ladies and gentlemen of the jury
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Oct 22, 2021 05:26
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yeah it sucks that an innocent person died, but on the other hand it's funny that alec baldwin murdered someone on a movie set 
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Oct 22, 2021 05:54
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Odddzy posted:Care to explain the joke or is your soul so tainted by irony that you can't even make the difference between both? the duality of man
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Oct 22, 2021 06:43
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camera footage of the event has been digitally remastered and now shows halyna shot first
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Oct 22, 2021 20:01
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will ‘stand your ground’ apply in this case because they were forcing him to do another take against his will?
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Oct 22, 2021 20:17
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Testvan posted:I just read that plot summary of this movie, it centers around an accidental murder we are all pawns in alec baldwin's game
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Oct 22, 2021 20:43
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happyhippy posted:Surprised there aren't headlines starting with " 'Trump' shoots woman! " they don't want him to get elected again
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Oct 22, 2021 21:09
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Snowy posted:This seems like it has to be a joke and I’m too old and out of touch to get it It is definitely not a joke and is exactly the way I feel about film as well. If the muzzle flash isn't real I might as well just read the book.
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Oct 22, 2021 23:58
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alec baldwin to be inducted into the pinkerton hall of fame
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Oct 23, 2021 00:43
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We’re forgetting the most important thing, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Before this tragedy I had never heard of Rust. Makes you think.
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Oct 23, 2021 18:35
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Maybe the media should stop spreading the name of the production that murdered one crew member and injured another. All this national press coverage will encourage copycat studios to enact similar crimes. And we in this thread must acknowledge our own culpability.
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Oct 23, 2021 18:40
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FoolyCharged posted:The biggest take here is that the person shouting "cold gun" wasn't even the person who was supposed to be handling this poo poo so who knows where the freaking armored even was at the time. They were shouting "Could gun get a safety check? I'm definitely not the right person for this." but Alec heard the first two words and just started blasting before they could finish the rest. Rust Martialis posted:Hi to you too! nice to meet you
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Oct 23, 2021 20:01
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toiletbrush posted:is there a word for when something is technically an accident but people had to deliberately make so many aggressively idiotic decisions for it to have been possible that 'accident' doesn't really do it justice it's called an industrial disaster
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Oct 23, 2021 20:46
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pentyne posted:because everyone working on it was a scab Someone shouted out loud near Alec that every worker on set was union and the labor dispute had been resolved, so he believed that to be true when he murdered his coworker and attempted to murder another.
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Oct 23, 2021 21:19
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who are you calling "boy"?
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Oct 23, 2021 22:10
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lol, it's gonna be interesting seeing how right wing media spins this since they hate alec baldwin but they love it when rich men get away with shooting women in the workplace
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Oct 23, 2021 23:11
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Vengarr posted:This whole thing really raises some questions. Just how cold does a gun have to be before it won’t fire? Is the freezer enough, or do I need to buy an ice chest? it must've been pretty cold because it put the cinematographer on ice
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Oct 24, 2021 05:22
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just another red october for actor alec baldwin
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Oct 24, 2021 18:14
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goddamnit i made this joke on page 2, i've been sitting on a goldmine. hunter trump stole my million dollar idea 
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Oct 25, 2021 19:44
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perhaps if we shot all actors and production crew with tiny bullets when they're young they would be more resistant to bullets as adults
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Oct 25, 2021 21:01
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a lot of states still have the death penalty. perhaps the for-profit prison industry could sell death row inmates to whatever production alec baldwin is involved in. prison labor is cheap, non-unionized, and alec baldwin’s insatiable lust for blood can be isolated to those already condemned. maybe throw in a perk for the laborers — if you manage to survive through 10 productions you win your freedom. (nobody has ever lasted that long, but it would be a great premise for an alec baldwin tv show if anyone wants to pitch it.)
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Oct 26, 2021 17:31
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typical computer nerds trying to steal good honest blue collar jobs
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Oct 26, 2021 17:39
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We could outsource media production to developing nations with much looser safety and regulatory hurdles, and if a few people get killed it won’t make the news because they weren’t American.
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Oct 26, 2021 18:24
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clone the actors and shoot the clones, they aren’t real humans like us
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Oct 26, 2021 19:19
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The secret of Hollywood is that a few actors and crew are killed on every set. It's so common it almost never makes the news. Have you heard the expression "Quiet on set!" and wondered what it meant? A director will yell that when someone has been killed by a gun discharge or stunt gone wrong, allowing a moment of silence to be observed. But then it's right back to "Lights, camera, action!". They don't call Hollywood "The City that Never Sleeps" for nothing.
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Oct 26, 2021 20:09
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LanceHunter posted:I hate to break it to you, but sometimes, even in porn, the two people on screen aren't even really in love. b... but the cum is real right? the cum is real right???
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Oct 26, 2021 22:51
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StrangersInTheNight posted:at this point i would not be surprised if we found out alec baldwin himself was posting in this thread, just given some of the weird-rear end takes If Alec were among us we'd know. There would be a trail of bodies.
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Oct 27, 2021 00:25
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1 probe = 1 human life
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Oct 27, 2021 05:04
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Everyone blaming this on the sweet feral gun child with the clown hair / sex tshirt or the hard-working AD, whose spotless work history spanning decades speaks for itself, is ignoring the fact that Alec Baldwin was observed inserting bullets from his own bandolier into the cold, empty weapon, carefully taking aim at his coworkers, and then grumbling in his best Hollywood anti-hero voice through a wry half-smile, "How about I just fuckin' shoot the both of ya?" as he pulled the trigger and shot the both of them.
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Oct 27, 2021 17:35
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mobby_6kl posted:Thanks rear end in a top hat, I was just working through my depression and now I feel like a failure again just consider all of the developing world wage slaves who have suffered and died to support your hedonistic western lifestyle. that helps me work through my own shame over having never taken a human life. don't get hung up on points, be proud of your assists 
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Oct 27, 2021 18:09
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not only are guns dangerous as props, but so are all stunts, set construction projects, and just being near others at all during a pandemic. live cinema production was a mistake and should be put to an immediate stop worldwide. we should return to reading these stories in print and use the power of our own imaginations to produce imagery and characters more fantastical and thrilling than could ever be captured on a medium as lifeless as film.
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Oct 27, 2021 23:22
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dr_rat posted:I mean, this is coming from a lot of the safety and visual effects crews as well. If we have ways of making sets safer why the gently caress wouldn't we... next you'll tell me cops shouldn't carry guns at all times, even while standing in line at chipotle. checkmate 
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Oct 27, 2021 23:31
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Cops are burritos with guns. What's your next move? i'm gonna eat that burrito, how is this even a question?
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