Alec Baldwin: "They checked my purse but they didn't cheek my butt cheeks!"

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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Songbearer posted:

I subscribe to the Second Baldwin Theory

Oh, definitely Adam Baldwin.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 12:29

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:38

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

sure okay posted:

Further investigation reveals the crew mixed all their blanks and live rounds into a big "take a bullet, leave a bullet" bowl next to the catering tables.

Goddamn, lol.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 05:12

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Nuts and Gum posted:

Yeah this is the most logical, every movie gun is a CO2 based air gun that can kick the slide back but no flash/explosion on set. These would be designed to not even take ammunition as it wouldn�t be necessary.

But then the gun foamers might complain.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 05:21

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Was it a one armed man?

# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 04:36

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fn6GFSwTEw

# ¿ Dec 2, 2021 02:47

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

# ¿ Dec 5, 2021 03:31

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Toxic Mental posted:

lol I tried to tell everyone that he'll never see the inside of a jail, ever.

The worst he gets is 2 years of probation or something and a mandatory gun safety class and 100 hours of community service or something.

They'll make him do some 15 minute gun safety PSA and thank him for his service.

Then for the next 50 years, every time some fucknut does an "accidental discharge" and maims or kills someone, they'll have to watch Alec loving Baldwin talking about the three rules.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 10:02

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Thorgot posted:

I don't get why they fought to have the sentence suspended given how light it is.

When I was a kid and got caught stealing a CD from Target I got a heavier penalty.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 04:35

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Not even a slap on the wrist.

Now we wait for the prosecutor to issue an official apology.

ffs

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 02:22

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

It's the only way to stop the bloodshed.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2023 16:18

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

The fbi done broke the original gun so there�s no way of testing it lmao

"After replacing a bunch of parts, we found the gun could not be fired accidentally."

Yeah, that's not going to go over well in court before even a half competent attorney.

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:38

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Almost the funniest thing possible happened at the new trial:

Expert witness in "Rust" shooting trial points firearm towards judge before being corrected by bailiff.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 16:26

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