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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Why can’t people use their words?

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heh

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Big Beef City posted:

Let me ask you this;

what would you be comfortable with happening in movies since you've stated repeatedly that you don't want guns on set OR stunts to be occurring?

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May 27, 2004



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logging into the forums to get super intense about alec baldwin

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The semantic game being played here is, as mentioned, infuriating. They are saying the gun "accidentally" discharged but they mean it, at best, in the way that "I accidentally fired this gun" but hope to imply "this gun fired itself because it's poo poo and thus not my fault." It's not the biggest crime here but it will keep coming up and the points made about how this couldn't actually have been anything other than negligence on the operator's* part are worth re-iterating every single time imo.

*to be clear, operator in this scenario = someone claiming these things just fired willy-nilly, not when someone is handed a gun that is pronounced "cold" and is practicing marks or whatever.

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Oct 26, 2021

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May 27, 2004



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Her dad is some famous armorer so nepotism is part of it as well. Nice.

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Next you'll tell me to use fake cum in my romantic comedies! *flips table*

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Bronze Fonz posted:

Well now it's obvious, it was Fanny who did it.

Aint that peculiar? 🤔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imZUqkPlUaQ

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Gutcruncher posted:

Vagina Bundle, actually

In the midst of these dark times this made me smile.

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Bad Purchase posted:

next you'll tell me cops shouldn't carry guns at all times, even while standing in line at chipotle. checkmate :smug:

Cops are burritos with guns. What's your next move?

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May 27, 2004



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If you print that out it will fire once.

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May 27, 2004



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Something something Chris Rock something bullet control.

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This ends with Alec Baldwin and Hannah Gutierrez-Reed being interviewed on the Today Show where they cry and hug each other. Neither face charges.

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StrangersInTheNight posted:

Instead at least one of them will release a book about how this experience has shaped their lives that will be a massive success, make them a ton of money, and may itself be made into a film one day

it's just dumb enough to happen

This is way more likely to happen god loving damnit.

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punishedkissinger posted:

this thread got gross really fast

Could a mod please close this thread until something happens so we don't go horny about death or whatever is happening now.

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May 27, 2004



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Lawyer: Instead of "not guilty" we're going with "least guilty."

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May 27, 2004



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lol gotta love those anti-union narratives: THEY WANTED DIAMOND-CRUSTED BIDETS!

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Terry Ammomagazine has a fun social media history.

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Lol thread becomes grandma finding out what a kink is.

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Caesar Saladin posted:

Goddammit if you're gonna sell used panties to someone out there, the least you can do is wear them for a day. Really outrageous behaviour honestly. Just shamefully taking advantage of these poor gentlemen.

I thought this was understood. Like, this should be taken as read in the panty selling game.

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Yea I’m not super into it either.

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It’s easier to successfully sue a spider than a rich person hth.

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May 27, 2004



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Lol “hire cops.”

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I'd sooner give gattling guns to meth addicts which is kind of the same thing.

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Ok now I need someone on-set to declare whether this cop is hot or cold.

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Mulaney Power Move posted:

alec isn't really rich by real rich person standards. only 60 million dollar net worth. he's still too poor to be inducted into the shadow council.

Bro shadow council ain’t what it once was. It is a shell of its former dark self.

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Never point an Alec Baldwin at someone you do not intend to kill.

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lmao hollywood has gone too far!

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We should stop shooting each other in real life so we don't have to depict it in our stories!

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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

there were text messages between Alec Baldwin and the armorer about how hed love to shoot some videographers

huge news

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Blast my rear end Mr Alec Baldwin!

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I will fight Alec Baldwin in hand-to-hand combat in an open field of his choosing somewhere in the state of New Mexico. This is my public declaration of war against Alec Baldwin. Fight me, coward!

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Wow you're gonna beat up an old man?

Yes

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

"I didn't pull the trigger when the gun fired" is the "I didn't inhale" of the 2020s

A Wizard of Goatse is the Jay Leno of go gently caress yourself.

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If you hand a kitten to Alec “Shredder” Baldwin, know he will weaponize that kitten.

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Alec Baldwin breaking the 4th wall to shoot the audience at the end is the only way I’ll watch this motion picture.

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Now that’s what I call a view to a kill!

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What if instead of real bullets they use fake ones did anyone bring up that salient point yet?

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Edmund Sparkler posted:

Thread title, lol.

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Are they gonna release the movie?!?!!! Oh boy!

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