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snergle

A kind little mouse!

Buttchocks posted:

Mayor, Governor, Chamberlain, and President are all legally interchangeable titles, but a President is required to have at least one natural tooth (i.e., present dentia). This precedent was established by Washington who had his own teeth removed and then reused as dentures, adding two boars teeth for vampire fangs. In a 5-4 decision, the supreme court declared that vampire fangs are not a requirement to be President of the USA (1806, Skoldar the Blight v Rhode Island Board of Elections).

this was also settled in the civil war as lincoln refused to wear the fangs and instead hunted vampires. some vampires claim they will over turn this.

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