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Wattsamatta posted:My father gave me a katana for by birthday this year. Real nice one, gorgeous looking sucker. I had once told him I thought that they were pretty cool so he remembered that. Very touching gift because of that. Explain this to him, ask for the receipt so you can return it, then turn up to the next family gathering wearing a longsword.
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Oh, your dad gave you a straight sword? That’s nice I guess. My dad gave me a shotel
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Wattsamatta posted:My father gave me a katana for by birthday this year. Real nice one, gorgeous looking sucker. I had once told him I thought that they were pretty cool so he remembered that. Very touching gift because of that. sounds like your dad expects that you might have to avenge him in the near future. has he angered the daimyo?
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Oct 27, 2021 01:24
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Damascus steel is a meme
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Oh, your dad gave you a straight sword? That’s nice I guess. My dad gave me a shotel had to google this  
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Oct 27, 2021 03:27
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This sword is all curve 
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Oct 27, 2021 03:40
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More like shitel
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Oct 27, 2021 04:13
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We at the shotel shotel holiday inn
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I've never wieldeda sword, but I assume a curved blade would allow for someone with subpar form to be more effective than a straight blade.
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Oct 27, 2021 13:55
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curved. swords.
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kecske posted:the penis mightier
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Oct 27, 2021 14:10
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Stop making fun of my shotel
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Oct 27, 2021 14:35
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Look at y'all bunch of chumps fighting with just one blade And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help!?
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DandyLion posted:Look at y'all bunch of chumps fighting with just one blade Bet you couldn't shoot that sword at a motherfucker, I'm laughing @ u from 35 feet away with a masterwork musket in my hands
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Colonel Cancer posted:Bet you couldn't shoot that sword at a motherfucker, I'm laughing @ u from 35 feet away with a masterwork musket in my hands A man of refined tastes I see.....
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Oct 27, 2021 15:26
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runnypoops posted:We at the shotel shotel holiday inn One thing leadin to another let the swordfight begin
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Oct 28, 2021 03:20
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Legend of the Shotel 6 We'll leave the fight on for ya.
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Oct 28, 2021 03:41
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Is a bat'leth a curved sword? I would use that because Michael Dorn uses it and he is a true warrior
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Oct 28, 2021 03:52
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One of the big names in Historical European Martial Arts weapon making used to make a sparring safe (as safe as a bat'leth can be) bat'leth but I think he no longer does so. Must be a pain in the rear end to make.
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Oct 28, 2021 13:22
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conan and crom never mention curved bullshit in the riddle of steel, therefor curved swords must be ruled inferior no matter how cool they look
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Captain Beans posted:conan and crom never mention curved bullshit in the riddle of steel, therefor curved swords must be ruled inferior no matter how cool they look Finally someone is making some drat sense
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Captain Beans posted:conan and crom never mention curved bullshit in the riddle of steel, therefor curved swords must be ruled inferior no matter how cool they look  literally using a katana
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:had to google this u seriously dont dark souls dude???
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The Walrus posted:u seriously dont dark souls dude??? sorry, i prefer to study the blade irl than in entertainment made for children
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Oct 28, 2021 19:20
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swords suck rear end and are only good for idiot noblemen to have play fights with a bunch of special rules
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unless its one of those insane landsknecht swords
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Nosfereefer posted:unless its one of those insane landsknecht swords I think the only thing insane about the Katzbalger is the origin of the name....
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Nosfereefer posted:swords suck rear end and are only good for idiot noblemen to have play fights with a bunch of special rules uhhhhhhhhhhh Gladius???????? Dumbass...
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Oct 28, 2021 19:59
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Buschmaki posted:uhhhhhhhhhhh Gladius???????? Dumbass...
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Buschmaki posted:uhhhhhhhhhhh Gladius???????? Dumbass... a gladius is a friggin dagger, and i will fite u (w/ a halberd or something)
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Oct 28, 2021 20:33
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the sword is the f-35 of melee weapons
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Oct 28, 2021 20:38
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I shall strike u with my scimitar dealing 6-9 damage
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Oct 28, 2021 20:43
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Nosfereefer posted:the sword is the f-35 of melee weapons disparaging the humble sword and then selecting a halberd, of all weapons..............
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Oct 28, 2021 20:45
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A man came up to me and pulled out his sword to have a sword fight duel with me. I sighed as I drew my M-29 Davy Crockett Tactical Nuclear Weapon System and fired an M388 Nuclear Projectile armed with a W54 Nuclear Warhead at him. He died instantly from the impact and also the nuclear blast. Never bring a sword to a M-29 Dave Crockett Weapons System fight 
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Nosfereefer posted:a gladius is a friggin dagger, and i will fite u (w/ a halberd or something) Sounds good. Now let’s go fight in this hallway over here.
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