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Dec 8, 2009

Xaintrailles posted:

It's situational. You want a straight sword if fighting one-on-one, armoured opponents, or in a confined space. You want a curved sword if you want to look like a loving clown and die immediately.

:hmmyes:


signalnoise posted:

This all depends on whether a macuahuitl counts as a sword

swords are made of metal, sorry azteca, maybe discover iron metallurgy or something if you wanna join the conversation LMAO

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


luv to have one of the most dangerous melee weapons ever known to exist bounce harmlessly off my enemies armour because i can't stab with it, and then shatter because it is made of extremely brittle glass

obsidian is way sharper than steel, but it makes a primitive weapon fit only for chopping up primitive opponents (and slaves :classiclol:)

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Dec 8, 2009

also it can't be made curved so it's automatically disqualified from this thread, wrap it up aztecailures

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Dec 8, 2009

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

Oh, your dad gave you a straight sword? That’s nice I guess. My dad gave me a shotel

had to google this



:popeye:

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Dec 8, 2009

curved. swords.

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Dec 8, 2009

The Walrus posted:

u seriously dont dark souls dude???

sorry, i prefer to study the blade irl than in entertainment made for children

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Dec 8, 2009

Buschmaki posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhh Gladius???????? Dumbass...

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Dec 8, 2009

Nosfereefer posted:

the sword is the f-35 of melee weapons

disparaging the humble sword and then selecting a halberd, of all weapons..............

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