Curved Swords are better than non curved swords.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Curved Swords are better than non curved swords.

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

The best sword is one on a stick.

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Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

It's situational. You want a straight sword if fighting one-on-one, armoured opponents, or in a confined space. You want a curved sword if you want to look like a loving clown and die immediately.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 01:14

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

Wattsamatta posted:

My father gave me a katana for by birthday this year. Real nice one, gorgeous looking sucker. I had once told him I thought that they were pretty cool so he remembered that. Very touching gift because of that.

I told him that when I was 16.

I turned 46 in April.

That tragic tale is my back story; the one that has lead me to this life. The life of the sword.

Explain this to him, ask for the receipt so you can return it, then turn up to the next family gathering wearing a longsword.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 01:07

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