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https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/kellogg-faces-5-million-lawsuit-022139983.htmlquote:Kellogg’s strawberry-flavored Pop-Tarts need more strawberries, according to a lawsuit filed against the company in August. I'm sure we're all wondering the same thing. Does this apply to every flavor? Imma feel ripped off if the blueberry isn't real. (USER WAS AUTOBANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Blaise330 posted:https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/kellogg-faces-5-million-lawsuit-022139983.html well i guess you earned this thread tag op,
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Oct 24, 2021 16:41
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I'm stunned that what's essentially two bleached graham crackers with a candy crust with sprinkles on it doesn't have God's own natural harvest of real fruit as filling.
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Oct 24, 2021 16:45
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Imagine if this guy gets more strawberry in the tart tho. He'll be a fuckin' legend.
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Oct 24, 2021 16:46
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Wow ban me threads are getting really lazy these days 
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Oct 24, 2021 17:01
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Great, next you’re gonna tell me Little Debbie’s ‘Pumpkin Delights’* have no real pumpkin filling in them?  * The last time I had anything Little Debbie’s was four years ago. poo poo was pure sugar with a pure sugar filling. I could feel my teeth decay in real time 
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Oct 24, 2021 17:13
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I'm surprised there was even 2% of any actual fruit in there.
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Oct 24, 2021 17:15
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Big Beef City posted:I'm stunned that what's essentially two bleached graham crackers with a candy crust with sprinkles on it doesn't have God's own natural harvest of real fruit as filling. Don't worry, you can make your own from this book https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
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Oct 24, 2021 17:25
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2% fruit; 98% fire accellerant
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Oct 24, 2021 17:33
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OP assassinated by Big Grain.
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Oct 24, 2021 17:33
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My "made with REAL cheese" label seems to be raising a lot of questions already answered by the label.
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Oct 24, 2021 17:35
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Crunchberries aren’t really berries at all!!
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Oct 24, 2021 17:37
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Can't believe in 2021 attention/hot are still autobans. Yes, I know they are in the sidebar, it just seems like a product of the earlier, comedy forums.
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Oct 24, 2021 17:39
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I mean God bless this country. You can sue anyone for any reason at any time
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Oct 24, 2021 17:40
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quote:Harris claims the Pop-Tarts “cannot provide a true strawberry taste” since it is overwhelmed by “significant amounts” of pears and apples It doesn't provide a true strawberry taste because it isn't real food, lol not because of trace amounts of other fruits.
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Oct 24, 2021 17:42
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This is a good thread and a well earned criticism of multinational food scammers and diabetes inducers Kellogg's. But since OP got autobanned due to low blood sugar or high blood sugar or whatever, I cbf commenting further.
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Oct 24, 2021 17:43
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kazil posted:It doesn't provide a true strawberry taste because it isn't real food, lol not because of trace amounts of other fruits. I would love to see Kellogg's law team take this angle in court
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Oct 24, 2021 17:45
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Kellogs stole my foreskin
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Oct 24, 2021 17:45
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Matryoshka SexDoll posted:I would love to see Kellogg's law team take this angle in court If the filling is poo poo, you must acquit
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Oct 24, 2021 17:46
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 hth OP
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Oct 24, 2021 17:51
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This guy really out here picking the important battles of 2021
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Oct 24, 2021 17:59
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rest in piss op
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Oct 24, 2021 18:00
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Milo and POTUS posted:Kellogs stole my foreskin One of the worst human beings in history. Literally broke the brains and the bodies of generations of people.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:01
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Imma come right out and say it if nobody else will: why do we even have those buttons?
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Oct 24, 2021 18:02
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Waltzing Along posted:Can't believe in 2021 attention/hot are still autobans. Yes, I know they are in the sidebar, it just seems like a product of the earlier, comedy forums. It would be somewhat understandable for a new member to make this mistake but OP's reg date is 2007, he's been here for 14 years lol
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Oct 24, 2021 18:03
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Applewhite posted:Imma come right out and say it if nobody else will: why do we even have those buttons? Because it's funny to see someone too dumb to read the directions for posting a thread autoban themselves.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:07
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Applewhite posted:Imma come right out and say it if nobody else will: why do we even have those buttons? Same reason you can still pay $$$ to change someone else's avatar: grift.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:07
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I hope when it's time for my ban, I can go out like OP, and not like a whiney loser who just says "I hate this place now"
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Oct 24, 2021 18:09
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Think about it surely this is a perfect example of something important enough to be worth the attention grabbing tag.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:12
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Perhaps OP thought eating a ban would bring more attention to the issue, like the self-immolation of Thích Quảng Đức. I, for one, think OP is a hero. I've eaten plenty of Frosted Strawberry Pop-Tarts® in my lifetime, but had I known exactly the percentage of strawberries involved, well, I'd be furious!!! Hopefully these posts bring greater transparency and justice to this issue.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:15
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I ate poptarts once and it was like eating two flaps of throat-choking crumbly cardboard with the saddest 1/2 teaspoon of "all natural strawberry flavoring" syrup/crust that included very Natural and Healthy ingredients such as Red Number 4 and Yellow Lake Number 5 and I wished I had a bottle of water to help choke it down or just ate some eggs and hotdogs fried up in a pan instead Thanks for coming to my tedtalk
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Oct 24, 2021 18:16
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reignofevil posted:Think about it surely this is a perfect example of something important enough to be worth the attention grabbing tag. Avatar text + post combination.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:18
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Wow eggs and hotdogs. This goon KNOWS food
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Oct 24, 2021 18:18
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Applewhite posted:Imma come right out and say it if nobody else will: why do we even have those buttons? Because it's funny the lawsuit posted:
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Oct 24, 2021 18:24
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reignofevil posted:Think about it surely this is a perfect example of something important enough to be worth the attention grabbing tag. OP is tank man, standing defiantly before an endless procession of kelloggs tanks, knowing that he will be crushed but his spirit of vigilance will live on in our hearts. We know what you've done, you bastards
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Oct 24, 2021 18:24
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I refuse to believe that people who eat poptarts know what actual strawberries taste like.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:29
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autoban doubters, smdh anyone remember when jeff fatwood came to SA to "fix" the concept for forums and couldn't get through his thick skull that the autoban feature was intentional and not a bug e: i avoid this strawberry problem by only eating the fakest of flavors such as 'confetti' and 'blue'
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Oct 24, 2021 18:34
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quote:“Frosted Strawberry Toaster Pastries” contain 2% or less of “dried strawberries, dried pears, dried apples” and “red 40,” according to its nutrition label. I mean, yeah? There's almost no filling in a Pop-Tart and dried fruit is obviously going to weigh less than all the palm oil and corn syrup. But this is meaningless anyway because the only worthwhile pop-tart is brown sugar.
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Oct 24, 2021 18:38
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To be honest I'm disturbed by the perceived influence of big cereal on this forum's automoderation policy. Furthermore, Frosties are not great, despite what their twisted cat mascot tells children in commercials.
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No wonder you don't see Pop Tarts any more here in the EU. They have Red 40, a cancer causing agent thats banned. Enjoy your fake strawberry flavored tumors
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