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https://www.instacart.com/products/26436-amy-s-kitchen-toaster-pops-strawberry-4-00-ea this is what you should buy anyhow because it's organic and clearly that makes it magically somehow better.
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Oct 24, 2021 19:08
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happyhippy posted:No wonder you don't see Pop Tarts any more here in the EU. The real reason for brexit right here.
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Oct 24, 2021 19:09
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I've never encountered a pop tart in real life, but they sure don't look the least bit appetizing.
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happyhippy posted:No wonder you don't see Pop Tarts any more here in the EU. Enjoy living on planet earth longer dumbass!
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Oct 24, 2021 19:11
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Treecko posted:I'm surprised there was even 2% of any actual fruit in there. https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottGottliebMD/status/1339577143332900867
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Oct 24, 2021 19:12
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Convex posted:To be honest I'm disturbed by the perceived influence of big cereal on this forum's automoderation policy. Furthermore, Frosties are not great, despite what their twisted cat mascot tells children in commercials. id rather die pf cancer than have to live in the eu
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Oct 24, 2021 19:51
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lmao I love when people that have been here for 14 loving years don't know the autoban tags
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Oct 24, 2021 20:20
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looks like this was the strawberry that broke the camel's back
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Oct 24, 2021 21:04
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Elukka posted:I've never encountered a pop tart in real life, but they sure don't look the least bit appetizing. The real fun is eating all the crust  first, then moving the remaining cracked center pieces around like they're tectonic plates and the "strawberry" filling is lava.Yes I haven't eaten pop tarts since I was a teenager, why do you ask?
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Oct 24, 2021 21:14
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did you know they make unfrosted pop tarts? what the gently caress is that
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Oct 24, 2021 21:15
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Peggy Edson posted:lmao I love when people that have been here for 14 loving years don't know the autoban tags it's just an eternal pleasure to watch really
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Oct 24, 2021 21:40
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Always love when I google one of these fuckin' dudes and it's always "super libertarian, works with the most evil think tanks, has worked under Republicans exclusively, makes money off of his position" Oh wait, I mean hate, I hate it
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Oct 24, 2021 22:35
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happyhippy posted:No wonder you don't see Pop Tarts any more here in the EU. Nah red 40 gives you heightened strength, speed and intelligence for up to 10 minutes after consumption.
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Oct 24, 2021 22:36
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Sophy Wackles posted:Nah red 40 gives you heightened strength, speed and intelligence for up to 10 minutes after consumption. It is not mandatory to mix it with cocaine. Just recommended.
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Oct 24, 2021 23:59
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A dying brain cell of mine coughed up a memory of yellow 5 shrinking your wiener or something like that
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Oct 25, 2021 00:43
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Kellogg's holds a Royal Warrant from Queen Elizabeth II and the Prince of Wales.[6] You fucks, even the Queen likes Pop-Tarts. How dare you put them down?
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Oct 25, 2021 01:55
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Who wants to give me the old Slop Tart
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Oct 25, 2021 03:05
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Sid Vicious posted:did you know they make unfrosted pop tarts? what the gently caress is that It's the good poo poo. There's also no difference in sugar content between frosted and unfrosted poptarts which is weird.
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Oct 25, 2021 04:32
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free blaise330 his only crime was loving piping hot pop-tarts if ur reading this blaise330 u can rereg as blaise420, which is both available and also an epic name
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Oct 25, 2021 04:50
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I grew up on them because we were poor and it was some kind of food. I tried them for the first time in like 25 years a few months ago and they tasted like pure loving chemicals. It was supposedly blueberry, but all I could taste was this slight burning sensation with a sickly coating of sugar.
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Oct 25, 2021 05:00
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burning swine posted:anyone remember when jeff fatwood came to SA to "fix" the concept for forums and couldn't get through his thick skull that the autoban feature was intentional and not a bug lol no i missed this, what happened? sounds funny
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Oct 25, 2021 05:02
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HD DAD posted:I grew up on them because we were poor and it was some kind of food. I tried them for the first time in like 25 years a few months ago and they tasted like pure loving chemicals. It was supposedly blueberry, but all I could taste was this slight burning sensation with a sickly coating of sugar. Lmao Are you sure you didn't eat a handwarmer or lithium battery or something
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Oct 25, 2021 05:05
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I haven't eaten a pop tart since high school but the people who think they taste like cardboard or whatever probably aren't toasting them. Don't eat that poo poo raw you fools.
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Oct 25, 2021 05:11
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Convex posted:Don't worry, you can make your own from this book Listen, as a real gourmand, it's not that I don't want any cum in my food. It's just that with such a titular focus on cum, the amount of cum in these recipes might overwhelm some of the other flavors, and I just can't stand for that. I guess what I'm saying is, what is the optimal amount of cum in a strawberry poptart, and is cum the reason why they can't fit more strawberries in it?
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Oct 25, 2021 05:14
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The Bloop posted:Lmao I mean that would explain my massive organ failure
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Oct 25, 2021 05:34
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This is the best autoban. Smores Poptarts are my favorite, and they've never even pretended to be a healthy option. It's based off a sugar loaded mess of mass produced, chocolate, sugar foam, and carbs. And they deliver exactly that.
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Oct 25, 2021 08:35
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The Bloop posted:Lmao Goons with food really is funny as poo poo
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Oct 25, 2021 09:04
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I sued Toaster Strudel for not being an authentic German pastry and won hundreds of millions of dollars, which I then spent on Toaster Strudel.
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Oct 25, 2021 09:29
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happyhippy posted:No wonder you don't see Pop Tarts any more here in the EU. You know you can just, like, buy them at specialty import stores or off Amazon, right? I literally bought six boxes here in BCN last week for a friend's birthday. He wanted cancer, okay; he asked for it! Also, I am very disappointed that my sole source of fresh fruit has apparently been lying to me this whole time! I'll go back to getting my nutrients from Haribo like god intended.
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Oct 25, 2021 10:35
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spouse posted:Listen, as a real gourmand, it's not that I don't want any cum in my food. It's just that with such a titular focus on cum, the amount of cum in these recipes might overwhelm some of the other flavors, and I just can't stand for that. see this is why there should be a pineapple Pop-tart option. Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Oct 25, 2021 |
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Oct 25, 2021 10:38
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I think it's good to hold huge companies accountable no matter how frivolous it may seem.
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Oct 25, 2021 11:41
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Red 40 is not banned in the EU. The acceptable RDA was temporarily lowered but after further review that restriction was lifted. Products containing it do have to have a warning label, though, similar to the California label we've all seen in the US.
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Oct 25, 2021 11:50
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Everything causes cancer in California but I don't live there, so I'm fine.
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Oct 25, 2021 13:07
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Elukka posted:I've never encountered a pop tart in real life, but they sure don't look the least bit appetizing. They are supposed to be treats for literal children too dumb to know better. I do not understand why goons are like "Wow I had them once and gosh I expected hand made pastries and instead got the treats for literal children as advertised on the god drat box and elsewhere." Except I do understand it's because I'm finding that a ton of goons are dumb as poo poo, actually.
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Oct 25, 2021 13:32
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Pop Tarts taste like literal, steaming death coated in piss!!! 
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Oct 25, 2021 13:35
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Guys I bought a Kit-Kat and I really got to tell you this wasn't crafted by a Belgian-trained Master Chocolatier as I was certainly expecting and obviously experience in all other products of this level, price range, and have ever done throughout my life. I'm honestly at a loss here and need to express my disdain and superiority for finding this obvious flaw to you all!!!
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Oct 25, 2021 13:38
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oh gently caress dudes this Diet Coke does not taste like fine champagne AT ALL I'm getting back on my private jet!!! CALL GENEVA! BAN THIS FILTH!
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Oct 25, 2021 13:46
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lol, next thing you guys are gonna tell me is that Chef Boyardee isn't preparing cans of ravioli for my personal consumption. GTFO here
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Five mill would be nice but is it worth the whole world knowing you’re a moron who doesn’t know pop tarts don’t have real fruit in them?
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