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Might as well sue anything with fruit in it, it's all mostly apple and pears. I mean poo poo, go read the label for vegetable juice, most of them will have apple juice as their first ingredient.
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Pop-Tarts totally have fruit in them but you gotta believe! BELIEVE IN THE FRUIT.
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Oct 25, 2021 14:03
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Picnic Princess posted:Might as well sue anything with fruit in it, it's all mostly apple and pears. I mean poo poo, go read the label for vegetable juice, most of them will have apple juice as their first ingredient. Or beet (if we're talking veg) since both reduce extremely well into, well, essentially pure sugar while also having their own properties (fruit notes, the ability to retain labeling, coloring, for beets), but it's sucrose, BABY
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Oct 25, 2021 14:06
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I don't know what's worse: diabetes-inducing junk food garbage, or goons tripping all over themselves any time such food is mentioned to declare how they would never sully their bodies with such filth and how they tried such a thing once, long ago, and thought the sugar-and-fat-filled dopamine-bomb literally deliberately engineered to be addictively delicious tasted like soot and ashes to their refined pallete, honest
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Oct 25, 2021 14:08
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I'm going to buy an eat some pop tarts to show all y'all what's what.
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Oct 25, 2021 14:25
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Don't you dare try and stop me!
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Oct 25, 2021 14:25
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I'm going to do it!
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Oct 25, 2021 14:26
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I'm gonna watch LSBB gently caress a pop tart while you eat them This is fuckin America that ain't illegal you bitches e: not the same pop tarts ee: maybe the same pop tarts
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Oct 25, 2021 14:52
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VH Plum Sauce: https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/vh-plum-dipping-sauce/6000196397158 "This blend of plums and top secret spices are a must-have for chicken fingers, spring rolls and all appetizers." Ingredients: WATER, SUGAR, PUMPKIN PUREE... lmao
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Oct 25, 2021 15:00
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Oct 25, 2021 15:04
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Pop tarts are made of ATOMS and it doesn't say so on the box This makes me very uncomfortable and I think I should sue
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Oct 25, 2021 15:42
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:VH Plum Sauce: Pumpkin spice plum sauce.
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Oct 25, 2021 16:12
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pop tarts are made of meat you are made of meat you are a pop tart devour yourself DEHUMANIZE THE TART AND POP TO BLOODSHED
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Oct 25, 2021 16:12
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Poptarts gonna need a grammar expert to figure out a qualitative word for strawberry like companies have had to do with chocolatey.
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Oct 25, 2021 16:19
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Stro'Bry, our proprietary red-based flavoring agent! One bite, and you'll swear it's almost kind of like a food!
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Oct 25, 2021 16:21
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no one said poop tart yet 
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Oct 25, 2021 16:22
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:VH Plum Sauce: Pumpkins are cheap and have a very mild flavor profile (when they aren’t sweetened and spiced) so they are sometimes used as filler/thickening agent. The very next ingredient in the list is plum purée so the labeling isn’t technically wrong.
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Oct 25, 2021 16:23
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zedprime posted:Poptarts gonna need a grammar expert to figure out a qualitative word for strawberry like companies have had to do with chocolatey. Strawberry goodness
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Oct 25, 2021 16:23
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Strawberryey
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Oct 25, 2021 16:27
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Gonna start a processed food restaurant so I can write a menu like "2 Strawberry Inspired toaster pastries sandwiching our signature chocolatey frozen dairy dessert".
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Oct 25, 2021 16:36
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Picnic Princess posted:Might as well sue anything with fruit in it, it's all mostly apple and pears. I mean poo poo, go read the label for vegetable juice, most of them will have apple juice as their first ingredient. Go even farther and replace all food with nutrient slurry paste because real food is too expensive for most americans and even that would be better than pumping them full of post 1950s research chemicals.
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Oct 25, 2021 16:43
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meat police posted:no one said poop tart yet Poop farts
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Oct 25, 2021 16:51
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Pumpkins are cheap and have a very mild flavor profile (when they aren’t sweetened and spiced) so they are sometimes used as filler/thickening agent. The very next ingredient in the list is plum purée so the labeling isn’t technically wrong. kelloggs pr rep posting itt
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Oct 25, 2021 16:52
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Peggy Edson posted:Poop farts butt shits wait chemical butt shits
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Oct 25, 2021 16:56
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beatles: strawberry shits forever
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Oct 25, 2021 17:13
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Peggy Edson posted:Pop Tarts taste like literal, steaming death coated in piss!!! 
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Oct 25, 2021 17:41
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Oct 25, 2021 17:43
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I laughed like an idiot when I saw it Good job
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Oct 25, 2021 17:44
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:kelloggs pr rep posting itt What’s wild is that the pumpkin pie pop tarts use plum purée.
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Oct 25, 2021 19:07
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They tagged it hot because pop tarts should be enjoyed toasted, not cold out of the wrapper like a serial killer. I applaud OP for sacrificing themself for their convictions.
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Oct 25, 2021 19:56
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Pop tarts is hot, u complain everywhere u go lol
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Oct 25, 2021 20:10
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Do europeans go wild for pop tarts? I have a friend who used to do a snack exchange with some of her internet friends around the world, where they would mail each other food from various countries. I helped her shop for them and saw the packages she put together, and like 50% of the volume shipped out to them was boxes of pop tarts -- at their request. I think they were mainly sent to the UK and Germany. (Yes I'm calling the UK European here, I'm American and it's my right to do so.)
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Oct 25, 2021 20:21
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Milo and POTUS posted:Kellogs stole my foreskin Did they make foreskin poptarts with it?
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Oct 25, 2021 20:26
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zedprime posted:Poptarts gonna need a grammar expert to figure out a qualitative word for strawberry like companies have had to do with chocolatey.
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Oct 25, 2021 20:40
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Junk posted:lol no i missed this, what happened? sounds funny I'll dig it up. I was hoping to find an SAClopedia entry to point me to it but no such luck. At least one of his threads was in yospos, I guess he figured they would be his people narrator: they were not his people
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Oct 25, 2021 20:53
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Dixville posted:Did they make foreskin poptarts with it? They get real small when you freeze em
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Oct 25, 2021 21:03
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Hey wait minute this Kit-kat tastes nothing like pussy!!!
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Oct 25, 2021 21:08
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Knormal posted:Contains: Straw,berry Lol
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Mooey Cow posted:Hey wait minute this Kit-kat tastes nothing like pussy!!! of course not, kit-kats taste like poo poo
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Imagined posted:I don't know what's worse: diabetes-inducing junk food garbage, or goons tripping all over themselves any time such food is mentioned to declare how they would never sully their bodies with such filth and how they tried such a thing once, long ago, and thought the sugar-and-fat-filled dopamine-bomb literally deliberately engineered to be addictively delicious tasted like soot and ashes to their refined pallete, honest Food threads are always interesting in GBS.
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