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Big Beef City posted:I'm stunned that what's essentially two bleached graham crackers with a candy crust with sprinkles on it doesn't have God's own natural harvest of real fruit as filling. Don't worry, you can make your own from this book https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
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reignofevil posted:Think about it surely this is a perfect example of something important enough to be worth the attention grabbing tag. OP is tank man, standing defiantly before an endless procession of kelloggs tanks, knowing that he will be crushed but his spirit of vigilance will live on in our hearts. We know what you've done, you bastards
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To be honest I'm disturbed by the perceived influence of big cereal on this forum's automoderation policy. Furthermore, Frosties are not great, despite what their twisted cat mascot tells children in commercials.
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Peggy Edson posted:Pop Tarts taste like literal, steaming death coated in piss!!! 
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one day all households will have a third tap on their kitchen sink dispensing nothing but the finest pop-tart fillings straight to your home! fillings will be changed weekly and it is advised not to use the taps on tuesdays due to the ammonium pipe flush process resulting in minor taste defects
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Oct 29, 2021 19:25
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it has not yet been pointed out that "pop tart" sounds suspiciously similar to "top fart" edit: "poop farts" doesn't count
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Imagined posted:I don't know what's worse: diabetes-inducing junk food garbage, or goons tripping all over themselves any time such food is mentioned to declare how they would never sully their bodies with such filth and how they tried such a thing once, long ago, and thought the sugar-and-fat-filled dopamine-bomb literally deliberately engineered to be addictively delicious tasted like soot and ashes to their refined pallete, honest idk, these both sound pretty bad but at least they aren't NOT TALKING ABOUT POP TARTS in the POP TARTS THREAD
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