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J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Impact stuff announced for tonight:
* Matt Cardona vs Eddie Edwards vs W. Morrisey / Impact World Title no. 1 contender's match
* Kaleb With A K vs Minoru Suzuki
* Bullet Club (HikuleoEl Phantasmo & Chris Bey) vs Finjuice / Impact Tag Titles no. 1 contender's match
* Rohit Raju vs Rocky Romero
* Undead Bridesmaids vs Decay

Before The Impact:
* Savannah Evans vs Rachael Ellering

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Nov 12, 2021

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Suzuki murdering Kaleb was pretty funny. I'm genuinely interested in Alexander/Suzuki though.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

J-Ro posted:

They're adjusting really well.
I'm not the biggest IIconics/IInspiration fan in the world but I gotta admit if you were trying to come up with the best use for them to get me really interested you can't do much better than "plug them into a cheesy horror movie."

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

STAC Goat posted:

I'm not the biggest IIconics/IInspiration fan in the world but I gotta admit if you were trying to come up with the best use for them to get me really interested you can't do much better than "plug them into a cheesy horror movie."

Good news, more of that next week. Next week.

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1458976865696292864

They're an outright fun team to watch promos of, because of the chemistry. Makes sense WWE split them up.

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Nov 13, 2021

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/MaxwellBoards/status/1460699759040212998

god bless Trinity, she kinda made it work!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Oh hey, the Awful app now has an Impact Wrestling icon. Cool beans!

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Looking forward to this Alexander / Suzuki match, ngl. https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1461137077010010113?s=20

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
WRESTLE HOUSE 2

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


J-Ro posted:

Looking forward to this Alexander / Suzuki match, ngl. https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1461137077010010113?s=20

I tried watching Alexander Suzuki & they had an ad break between the entrances & the opening bell & then another 3 minutes into the match & holy poo poo how is that tolerable? Is it like this all the time? They own the network, there's no need for this.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC


A masterclass in SEO

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


forkboy84 posted:

I tried watching Alexander Suzuki & they had an ad break between the entrances & the opening bell & then another 3 minutes into the match & holy poo poo how is that tolerable? Is it like this all the time? They own the network, there's no need for this.

I would have been pissed, holy poo poo.

beggar posted:



A masterclass in SEO

lmao

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
In “Plans Change” news:

https://twitter.com/Myers_Wrestling/status/1461891206351396866?s=20

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution


Low key upgrade imho.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Per Fightful, W Morrissey's deal expired and he's a free agent

I mentioned previously that he'd said in an interview his deal was for a limited time as a tryout and he hoped to prove himself and get a big deal followup to that before its expiration. Evidently that didn't happen

They're taped through the end of the year so things could change/he could come crawling back for a lesser offer than he wanted. Otherwise he's done in Impact and WWE, ROH is absolutely not paying him whatever he expects, ditto MLW, and I can't imagine he's on AEW's radar now or in the next few months given everybody whose deal's expiring soon

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
They’re doing a live show tonight - obviously not everything is taped.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Ugh, Morrissey's probably going to show up in MLW for the nZo reunion literally nobody asked for.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Enzo and Cass could go back to WWE and easily be one of their most over acts. Vince probably doesn't remember why they were fired anyhow.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Yikes, the free agent market right now is definitely not in his favor if Impact possibly passed on the long-term deal. I thought he could be a solid mid-card heel especially if you have someone that's willing to bump his rear end off for his big spots (i.e. Eddie Edwards).

Edit: he's doing a singles match against Cardona on Turning Point tonight. Rest of the card:

https://twitter.com/TheSamiCallihan/status/1462170724332888069

Jordynne vs Chelsea for the DMC is happening rn on the pre-show.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Oh, drat, that's rad the main show hasn't started yet - I was out and thought it started 2 hours ago.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Australian Heat

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Very cool finish in the X Division title match - Trey Miguel pins both Laredo Kid and Steve Maclin, but only gets a three count on Laredo Kid as Maclin kicks out at two.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/impactwrestling/status/1462281456798117891?s=21

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Edward Mass posted:

Very cool finish in the X Division title match - Trey Miguel pins both Laredo Kid and Steve Maclin, but only gets a three count on Laredo Kid as Maclin kicks out at two.

Ok at least I know I'm not the only one that liked that.

Mickie and Mercedes were great, Deonna's return was perfect... And holy poo poo:


Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I just realized that them doing Full Metal Mayhem now means we probably won't get Moose vs. Matt Cardona in a deathmatch :smith:

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

That JONAH debut was perfect imho, just absolute murder.

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1462286309788160001?s=20

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I'm happy for JONAH after his months of torment by 4chan dipshits

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
That might just have been the best table spot ever.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


J-Ro posted:

That JONAH debut was perfect imho, just absolute murder.

Yep

That's how you debut someone

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1462288596627562500

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Edward Mass posted:

That might just have been the best table spot ever.

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1462290378921545729?s=20

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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That main event was just a few unprotected chairshots away from being an ECW main event.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Dudes just out there with a death wish... That match ruled.

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1462297367286276098?s=20

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Also: the Desi Hit Squad is back, which is nice. I’d imagine a babyface tag team win the straps at Hard to Kill, as there are plenty of heel tag teams now.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I refuse to believe Joe Doering is still in his 30s. He looks like he's 50 easily. Working in All Japan for 10+ years must prematurely age people.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I don't know how they keep track of all the side-stories, but the amount of continuity kept in this promotion is impressive for a throwaway episode.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Edward Mass posted:

I don't know how they keep track of all the side-stories, but the amount of continuity kept in this promotion is impressive for a throwaway episode.

It might be Rosemary's baby.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Having not seen the first one, I was really confused at first, but then I remembered all the insane cinematic poo poo wrestling companies had to do in 2020 when they couldn't have full shows. What a weird time.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

sticklefifer posted:

Having not seen the first one, I was really confused at first, but then I remembered all the insane cinematic poo poo wrestling companies had to do in 2020 when they couldn't have full shows. What a weird time.

I remember liking the first one quite a bit but that was before the Tommy Dreamer DSOTR self-immolation. At least we'll always have kyliemath

https://i.imgur.com/BU3LxZz.mp4

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Nov 28, 2021

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
She's trying to calculate the Steiner promo.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
If you really liked Slammiversary, you can own it on the greatest media format

https://shopimpact.com/products/slammiversary-2021-double-cassette-vhs

As this is a VHS, the Victorville Coding System will apply

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ok y'know what, I rip TNA for a lot more than I probably should but that's great

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