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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I don't understand how it's done without teeth making contact

Just chow down on that dick like it's corn on the cob.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Sophy Wackles posted:

Just chow down on that dick like it's corn on the cob.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

The Scientist posted:

im here for it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Nothing better than dockin’ dicks imo

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Squirt a little hot sauce in there and see who undocks first.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
GAY SEX and LESBIAN SEX are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




all sex can be gay if you use your imagination

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

goatface posted:

Squirt a little hot sauce in there and see who undocks first.

Ah, the ol’ spicy airlock

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not very gay but I'd like to bump balls with you all

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
We need Enhydra Lutris in here to ask randomly bolded questions about anal sex

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Is sucking yourself (or your clone or alternate timeline version of yourself) off covered under the scope of this thread? I apologize in advance if I'm in the wrong place.

Cheers!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Huge amounts of lube? We have nice things, we don't want lube everywhere.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Am I allowed in this thread? I'm a trans woman-adjacent who has sex with people. Sometimes they're also AMABs. But we're both not guys. Where does that fall in your scope?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

syntaxfunction posted:

Am I allowed in this thread? I'm a trans woman-adjacent who has sex with people. Sometimes they're also AMABs. But we're both not guys. Where does that fall in your scope?

Gayball. Homo-orb. Chicken solar plexus riding in my Lexus with the dark meat complexus received from the KFC nexus.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



syntaxfunction posted:

Am I allowed in this thread? I'm a trans woman-adjacent who has sex with people. Sometimes they're also AMABs. But we're both not guys. Where does that fall in your scope?
Welcome friend, please free to use as much or as little lube as you like

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Gayball. Homo-orb. Chicken solar plexus riding in my Lexus with the dark meat complexus received from the KFC nexus.

LSBB dropping the fuckin BEAT, yo

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


syntaxfunction posted:

Am I allowed in this thread? I'm a trans woman-adjacent who has sex with people. Sometimes they're also AMABs. But we're both not guys. Where does that fall in your scope?

everyones allowed in this thread for gay sex

Thunder Bear
Jul 27, 2009

fig. 0143

verbal enema posted:

I live to suck and gently caress men

Hear, hear.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Sid Vicious posted:

everyones allowed in this thread for gay sex

🧑‍🤝‍🧑

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I don't understand how it's done without teeth making contact

Get a few gum jobs from grandmas.

Or grandpas in the gay sex thread.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Awesome, I am all for gay sex. Whole Lotta Lube is my twist on the Zeppelin classic.

My favourite deviant take on sex is to take my time to know someone and figure out what they like by communicating properly and openly.

Also lotta folks like breeding but drat that's dangerous.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Posting the standards tonight

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


scott zoloft posted:

Posting the standards tonight

scott youre alive!!!!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Three Olives posted:

Huge amounts of lube? We have nice things, we don't want lube everywhere.

Get a tarp like the rest of us. Jesus, I didn't think I'd have to explain this poo poo to a grown rear end man.

TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001

im gay
homosexual intercourse

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I heard that poo poo is gay.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

sigher posted:

I heard that poo poo is gay.

yeah gay and cool

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

wait THAT'S gay sex???

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

AHH F/UGH posted:

wait THAT'S gay sex???

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
i want the ghost to put his wiggly arms in my rear end

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



verbal enema posted:

yeah gay and cool

No that's cool gay sex, we're just talking about gay sex a la carte.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

sigher posted:

No that's cool gay sex, we're just talking about gay sex a la carte.

gay sex du jour

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Not what I had in mind when I shouted gently caress the police but it might work to stop the crackdown on civilians. If you're good enough.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Á la mode (the icecream way)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The crazy thing about gay sex is that it’s sex….but gay.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
And how!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Be careful Sid, or you'll end up blowing a neighbor at one of the local public toilet cubicle glory holes, and he might tell your wife.

Also Im gay.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Oh, won't someone please think of the children

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

just use the "report post" button

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

here you can practice on this one

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