Reading the Classics

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Reading the Classics

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

If it was written more than 50 years ago it probably isn't relevant to modern experience :smugbert:

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 04:46

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I've read a dozen or two of Shakespearean plays and the fucker doesn't even speak English. Who's paying him the big bucks for this garbo?!?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 17:04

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

a league is around 3.5 miles so 20,000 leagues would be 70,000 miles or 10 times the entire diameter of the earth.

Sounds like Mr Jules Verne needs to take a science class

It's almost like the title of the book is 20000 leagues, under the sea

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 11:07

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