Reading the Classics

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Reading the Classics

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

The Count of Monte Cristo opened the first Bennigan's restaurant, but committed suicide when the chain ultimately had to shut down. Ironically, by covering himself in pancake batter and jumping into a cat of hot oil.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

I learned a lot about life and adulthood from reading Fight Club

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

The Ghost of Tom Joad is a classic song by Rage Against The Machine

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

The first rule or Fight Club still rings as true to day as the day it was written

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