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*tugs off mask* *gasp* It's YOU! I knew you would try something like this, and now I'm going to expose you. HEY, EVERYONE, THE REAL CULPRIT IS--- (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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say, what's going on here? I could certainly use ten thousand dollars, and tales of tumbling heads and acid pit indigestion certainly don't faze me. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 28, 2021 05:51
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Buttchocks posted:*tugs off mask* What? Oh! You must have missed it but Buttchocks was pulling the mask off of... Manifisto. To think... our own mod gone so horribly, terribly rotten. Well, they're both probed now, so no use worrying about it or talking about it ever again. Good night everyone. Have sweet dreams about that cool $10,000 and no wandering the halls please. ---------------- |
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Oct 28, 2021 06:11
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I'm here for the all day continental breakfast and endless mimosas. Or if it's not ready yet, then could you point me to the kitchen? I could use some coffee. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 28, 2021 06:21
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*Runs in sweating profusely* Sorry I'm late! This house still serving gin Rickeys? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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Oct 28, 2021 06:52
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hello I was told we get paid in here?? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 28, 2021 07:26
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let's get this bassment party flowing  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 28, 2021 07:27
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city hall said this is an unstable, load bearing thread and I'm here to exercise our local zoning laws in a kind of haunted citizen's arrest. pls come along peacefully now   (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 28, 2021 07:31
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Areola Grande posted:city hall said this is an unstable, load bearing thread and I'm here to exercise our local zoning laws in a kind of haunted citizen's arrest. pls come along peacefully now ok. what do I need to roll to kill kops?
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Oct 28, 2021 07:33
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Oct 28, 2021 07:36
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For legal reasons, all of the posts made under this alias are jokes. I thought you knew me better, AG? Maybe our friendship was all in my drug riddled mind.
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Oct 28, 2021 07:44
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 I was just following ur lead and getting litigiously spooky
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Oct 28, 2021 07:48
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it's that time of year on Dirge Hill after all 
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Oct 28, 2021 07:52
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*clears throat*
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Oct 28, 2021 07:58
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 sup GaG. It's been a minute
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Oct 28, 2021 08:00
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oh you know not much, just chilling, waiting for my money to arrive just like that time when we all were rooting for getting the billion bucks for making the last post in a thread
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Oct 28, 2021 08:02
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ah yes. the Big Money days. like my ma used 2 say, savor the flavor yo |
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Oct 28, 2021 08:06
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 she was always saying "yo". wtf
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Oct 28, 2021 08:07
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Areola Grande posted:
your ma sounds dope af fr.
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Oct 28, 2021 08:10
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Hello? Anyone? I'm just poking my head in to see if anybody wants some pizza bagels or pigs in a blanket or anything? Awfully quiet in here... you guys all set with your Sierra Mists and stuff? Taken your medications and everything? No? Well, ok. Sleep tight.
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Oct 28, 2021 08:21
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I'm in the hole still, not sure if people knew that.. kind of, kind of running out of wing bones to eat, and there's a lot of spiders. Anyways sounds like a lot of fun up there |
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Oct 28, 2021 12:37
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i might have brought too many pumpkins i thought there were a lot more people here when i arrived but it seems to be mostly skeletons and/or spooky corpses? what will i do with the extra pumpkins i wanted to share them
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Oct 28, 2021 13:41
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boo-osterous posted:i might have brought too many pumpkins i thought there were a lot more people here when i arrived but it seems to be mostly skeletons and/or spooky corpses? i could use one actually it's time to change out my head pumpkin. this one is getting a little old and smelly
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Oct 28, 2021 13:42
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Everything's fine. Come up into the attic. Nothing to worry about. We're all up here in the attic. You're going to like it. Join us in the attic. |
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Oct 28, 2021 13:50
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i could use one actually it's time to change out my head pumpkin. this one is getting a little old and smelly ooh yes let's get started on a pumpkin head transfer procedure i'm sure this will go fine with no problems at all
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Oct 28, 2021 14:00
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getting probed is like lightning itll never hit the same posters in the same thread twice
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Oct 28, 2021 14:01
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now if you don’t mind me, I’m going to load up on these free rusty hinges, you have no idea how much Home Depot is charging for them
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Oct 28, 2021 14:02
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nut posted:now if you don’t mind me, I’m going to load up on these free rusty hinges, you have no idea how much Home Depot is charging for them There are lots of rusty hinges in the attic, nut. |
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Oct 28, 2021 15:13
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Wow. I love it here, in the attic. I think everyone should come up here. We have things to show you. Wonderful things. In the attic. 
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Oct 28, 2021 16:38
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Good morning everyone, you're all looking chipper and alive. The dawning of the sun and the swift banishment of grim night has a way of doing that to a person though, eh? Eheheheheh. Ok, so, once you've finished up your complimentary bagels and plastic packets of grape jelly, I do recommend joining Buttchocks in the attic. It appears that someone died up here in the middle of some kind of birthday party or bar mitzvah and so there are still plenty of dusty streamers and deflated balloons, it's a pretty fun atmosphere. So come on up... if you dare... and if you dare please grab some pretzel chips from the kitchen and like if there's another of the big liter bottles of Brisk iced tea...?? Anyway, ah, it appears from the smoke and wreckage down at the foot of Dirge Hill that the local mail carrier has run into some... interference... so please, I'm grateful for your patience in the redemption of you ten thousand dollar reward. Edit: Oh, and if you would just direct any leftovers or scraps into that gaping maw in the dining room, that might mitigate the whining and mewling coming from the wing pit. WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO INITIATE THE WING PIT FLAME PURGE WOULD WE NOW? Ha excuse me, sorry. I bang on the wing pit walls with my cane and yell violently and vituperatively down into it when I'm feeling bashful. ---------------- |
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Oct 28, 2021 16:38
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boo-osterous posted:ooh yes let's get started on a pumpkin head transfer procedure d...do you hear something in the attic?
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Oct 28, 2021 17:32
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*ambling up the last steps, entirely out of breath* here...for....the...hinges....do....yknow...h-how....much...they....are....trying to...charge
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Oct 28, 2021 17:47
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*big yawn* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING RICKETY OLD THREAD AT THE TOP OF DIRGE HILL i think i took too much medicine what did i miss?
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Oct 28, 2021 18:20
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oof, rough night. you wouldn't believe the stuff that's hidden in the walls, and how much of it is not dead, at least not technically. good thing I'm getting paid for this.
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Oct 28, 2021 18:38
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i brought some cards, would anyone care to gamble?
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Oct 28, 2021 18:43
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The hinges are free my good man, here, here, take as many as you want. You can even use them as a crude scrip for wagers and games of chance. Ok have fun! If you get tetanus we never had this conversation because these hinges are in RUFFF shape.
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Oct 28, 2021 19:47
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Wait a minute, who’s this Tet person and why are touching their anus?
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Oct 28, 2021 19:59
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Wait a minute, who’s this Tet person and why are touching their anus? Look here you--I think I've shown a great deal of hospitality to you wretches and all I ask is that you DON'T ask impertinent QUESTIONS. Your dear Uncle Tet was a troubled man-- the things he saw in the war, and the fruits of his... occult studies... left a mark, there's no denying it. But to barge in here and... and engage in obscene speculations! I must insist that you show yourself to the wing pit. Perhaps there you can learn some manners. ---------------- |
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Oct 28, 2021 20:09
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it must have been the wind or rats or w/e. mod powers are just something parents trick their children about to make them behave |
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