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say, what's going on here? I could certainly use ten thousand dollars, and tales of tumbling heads and acid pit indigestion certainly don't faze me. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 05:51 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:54 |
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oof, rough night. you wouldn't believe the stuff that's hidden in the walls, and how much of it is not dead, at least not technically. good thing I'm getting paid for this.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 18:38 |
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hey hey now this is a bridge too far the attic thing was, uh, gruesome, and the wing pit is getting kinda full, but I could let these things slide however we do not sexualize birds in this forum!!!
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 16:34 |
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better, but uh anyone else still find this pic kinda sexy??
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 16:55 |
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Luvcow posted:also i think i'm lost, someone told me there was a wendy's on top of this hill and all if found was this old victorian mansion wendy? oh yeah, she said she was going up to the attic about ten years ago haven't really seen her since, kinda strange now that you mention it
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2021 19:21 |
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just woke up for the second day in a row on a pile of severed heads with something nameless and unspeakable nipping at my feet. there's blood and ectoplasm everywhere, along with these gaping holes in the walls that are going to take forever to patch and spackle (especially doing this one-handed with my trusted revolver at the ready). I've located most of the other guests, or at least what's left of them. those were some pretty clever hiding spots but clearly we're dealing with an equally clever supernatural force, I'm guessing that in life they were really good at those spot-the-difference puzzles. on top of that, there's no sign of my got danged money that's IT I'm SICK AND TIRED of these spooks haunting BYOB it's time to take out the trash!!
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2021 16:16 |
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Ghouled Mango posted:In response to unforeseen developments amongst the mods and administration of Something Awful I'm afraid that none of you are any longer eligible for the ten thousand dollars. a couple of deadbeats, huh? wow you're really adding insult to injury here. I don't know if being a moderator technically allows me to garnish your wages but you can be sure we'll be repossessing some of this thread's furniture! I quite fancy that sarcophagus actually.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 16:02 |
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Ghouled Mango posted:Oh THAT furniture? The furniture levitating to the top of the ceiling and rotating violently? Good luck catching it, copper. that's what this extremely expensive proton pack is for! *fumbles with proton pack* where is that goddamn on switch?
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 16:09 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:54 |
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the real cryptocurrency haunting is the environmental damage from powering insane mining rigs
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 21:43 |