- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I stumbled into the acid basement while looking for a place to shitpost. Good thing I was wearing my hanging harness so the skeletons could pull me out.
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Oct 28, 2021 00:32
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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*tugs off mask*
*gasp* It's YOU! I knew you would try something like this, and now I'm going to expose you.
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Oct 28, 2021 05:44
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Everything's fine. Come up into the attic. Nothing to worry about. We're all up here in the attic. You're going to like it. Join us in the attic.
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Oct 28, 2021 13:50
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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now if you don’t mind me, I’m going to load up on these free rusty hinges, you have no idea how much Home Depot is charging for them
There are lots of rusty hinges in the attic, nut.
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Oct 28, 2021 15:13
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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menacingly shoving my hand up out of the dirt in the backyard, but catching my thumb on a croquet wicket and making it look farcical
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Oct 29, 2021 00:58
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Good news! I found $10,000 worth of Wendy's coupons buried in the backyard. There's lots more too, enough for everyone! I stashed the rest in the old woodshed that's full of spider webs and a music box that never stops playing. Help yourself!
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May 10, 2024 17:14
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The gas station had the Chamber of Poisoned Piss
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