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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I stumbled into the acid basement while looking for a place to shitpost. Good thing I was wearing my hanging harness so the skeletons could pull me out.

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
*tugs off mask*
*gasp* It's YOU! I knew you would try something like this, and now I'm going to expose you.
HEY, EVERYONE, THE REAL CULPRIT IS---

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Everything's fine. Come up into the attic. Nothing to worry about. We're all up here in the attic. You're going to like it. Join us in the attic.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

nut posted:

now if you don’t mind me, I’m going to load up on these free rusty hinges, you have no idea how much Home Depot is charging for them

There are lots of rusty hinges in the attic, nut.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
menacingly shoving my hand up out of the dirt in the backyard, but catching my thumb on a croquet wicket and making it look farcical

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Good news! I found $10,000 worth of Wendy's coupons buried in the backyard. There's lots more too, enough for everyone! I stashed the rest in the old woodshed that's full of spider webs and a music box that never stops playing. Help yourself!

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The gas station had the Chamber of Poisoned Piss

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