It is dark in the cave - Let's Play a Neural Network's idea of a CYOA!

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Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

7. What is the medical profession?

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WaltherFeng: May 15, 2013; 50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

6 seems like a very good question at this point.

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That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

18 year old Yenny lives in Copenhagen, but since the summer she has been staying with her parents. Does she know the doctor head is missing?

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18 year old Yenny lives in Copenhagen, but since the summer she has been staying with her parents. Does she know the doctor head is missing?

Yenny, her aunt, your aunt, Xavier and Sebastian. How is all of this connected to the cave?

You're worried about Yenny, so you would like to take her to the cave with you the next day.

Yenny's parents are very worried, they're packing up to take her home.

What is Yenny hiding, and why does her aunt want to get rid of her?

May 2014 The head of the missing doctor, the doctor you had put in the water in January, is found in a fountain. You are sure it is him, and you feel responsible for his death. What could have happened? Why was the head in the fountain? What is the connection between the head and the fountain?

You've been looking for the missing doctor, and you now realize he may be looking for you. He is missing. Have you been looking for him?

And then the mystery of the missing objects and the figure in the tent appears, the mysterious figure in the tent, maybe also looking for you.

Is the missing doctor the mysterious figure in the tent?

With all the new information you will be able to make sense of all of this. You've been wondering how and why he disappeared.

It is time to take action: YOU
1. Locate the connection between the missing head, the missing doctor, the missing objects and the mysterious figure in the tent, the tent with a funny saying on it, "treasure is found in all places."

2. Know where the hidden treasure is located.

3. Use the following information to solve the mystery. Where is the tomb?

4. Discover the location of the doctor's head.

5. Place the head back where it belongs.

6. Yenny also left a note in the tent, a journal in Spanish, telling a story, about a girl who runs away from home , and her aunt who lives in London.

Backpack
- A (doctor's?) skull

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A voting window is now open!
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:22

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:29

Randalor: Sep 4, 2011

Clearly, the correct option is 5. We need to return the head to the body so we can keep our act of murder a secret.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:30

BraveLittleToaster: May 5, 2019

1. Best to figure this out properly, no shortcuts.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:33

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Yeah, 1. I want to put the pieces together!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:40

WaltherFeng: May 15, 2013; 50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

5 is clearly the puzzle solution.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:41

Black Robe: Sep 12, 2017; Generic Magic User

6, I want to read Yenny's fanfic.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:51

Blastinus: Feb 28, 2010; Time to try my luck

Crap.

We don't need to find the doctor's head. It's right there, in our inventory. But I am interested in hidden treasures. Let's do #2.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:14

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

I think we do both 1 and 5. Hit up the tent, discover that the mysterious figure is the headless doctor, and put his skull back on.

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Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

feedmyleg posted:

I think we do both 1 and 5. Hit up the tent, discover that the mysterious figure is the headless doctor, and put his skull back on.

This

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:29

Stabbey_the_Clown: Sep 21, 2002; Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?; Taco Defender

1. Solve the Mystery, we're the world's greatest cave-doctor-skull detective.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:42

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

1 what do we know and when did we know it? :tinfoil:

# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:49

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

We're doing 1 then 5!

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It is time to take action. You try to locate the connection between the missing head, the missing doctor, the missing objects and the mysterious figure in the tent, the tent with a funny saying on it, "treasure is found in all places."

This will all make sense, and bring you the answers you are looking for.

Reward 2 Winner

Rune

Level: Master Barbarian Lv 1.6

Prize: Your signed version of The Curse of the Desert, signed by Magnus Gjoen and Arild Andersen

Backpack
- A (doctor's?) skull
- A Rune
- A signed version of The Curse of the Desert, signed by Magnus Gjoen and Arild Andersen.

Level and Stats
- Master Barbarian Lv 1.6

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After that, you place the head back where it belongs.

The missing head, the doctor you had been searching for, and your missing journal are all returned to you.

And the skull has become a beautiful full moon.

The Great Pyramid is near. It is the destination of your journey.

Check back soon.

You put everything in your backpack, then YOU:
1. Add THE CURSE OF THE DESERT to your pledge.

2. The reason you want The Curse of the Desert is in your pledge.

3. Press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

Press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

Follow the special instructions after the big green button.

Please press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

4. Everyone will receive The Curse of the Desert (Version 2) as an e-book, in a DRM-free PDF.

5. You investigate the tent: In the long box to the left of the tent you find two more teeth, a string, an empty jar with a cork at the top and a small key.

Backpack
~~- A (doctor's?) skull~~
- A full doctor
- A miniature full moon
- Your Journal
- A Rune
- A signed version of The Curse of the Desert, signed by Magnus Gjoen and Arild Andersen.

Level and Stats
- Master Barbarian Lv 1.6

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A voting window is now open!
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:15

Stabbey_the_Clown: Sep 21, 2002; Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?; Taco Defender

5. Collect the items. Surely we will need these to solve some puzzle.

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life_source: May 11, 2008; i got tired of looking at your edgy baby avatar that a 14-year old would be proud of

3. Press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

Press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

Follow the special instructions after the big green button.

Please press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

Very polite, but insistent so it must be important.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:24

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Distribute some DRM-free literature (4)

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:26

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

gently caress yeah, press that button :f5h:

Option 3.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:29

Randalor: Sep 4, 2011

PUSH THE BUTTON

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:33

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

Definitely do NOT push the button. Someone's got an agenda here, and I don't like it. We've gotta keep on-mission and do number 5.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:39

Black Robe: Sep 12, 2017; Generic Magic User

5 - one can never have too many teeth

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:45

WaltherFeng: May 15, 2013; 50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

5.

3 is most likely a joke bad ending.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 20:50

Whybird: Aug 2, 2009; Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar; Nap Ghost

That Italian Guy posted:

Stumbling in the dark damp cave you look at the old pot here, and other objects along the ground. A missing item. They are missing here? How did they disappear? An ambulance takes them away, you know.

Man, it's really something to have a brainfart so bad that even the neural networks won't stop getting little digs in at you for it.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:24

Arzaac: Jan 2, 2020

life_source posted:

3. Press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

Press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

Follow the special instructions after the big green button.

Please press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:24

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Whybird posted:

Man, it's really something to have a brainfart so bad that even the neural networks won't stop getting little digs in at you for it.

It was a magical thread to be part of and I am glad that someone picked up my suggestion and ran with it

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Sighence: Aug 26, 2009

3, the button is green and green is good so we will win

# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:44

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

4 they had me at DRM free

# ? Oct 29, 2021 21:58

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

4, gotta have that ebook!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 22:14

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

4.

We need to share this ebook!

# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:17

Blastinus: Feb 28, 2010; Time to try my luck

Crap.

Man, so many good options here. It's really hard to choose.

I think the game's telling us that we should hit the big green button in the upper right corner of the screen (#3)

# ? Oct 29, 2021 23:45

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

1

For even modern day barbarians word is bond and I won't let the doctor's sacrifice be for nothing. Time to enter the pyramid and end the curse forever

# ? Oct 30, 2021 00:29

That Italian Guy: Jul 25, 2012; We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

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You put everything in your backpack, then you Press the big green button in the right upper corner of your screen.

✖ P.S. ✖ P.S. ✖ __________________________________

Greetings loyal viewers,

It�s been a great two years, and the Curse of the Desert has hit it�s 90,000th viewers!

Unfortunately, it has been a hard past few months as we all have been dealing with some pretty harsh financial problems.

It seems that with our meager savings that we had not been making payments on our main line of credit.

So, after sitting on our hands for the past couple of months, we decided to just go ahead and make an agreement with it to help lessen the financial burden.

You are a Master Barbarian Lv 1.6 so it difficult for you to understand technology and/or finance. What do you think this message means?
1. You cannot use the PC in order to access this site anymore.

2. You can no longer use the browser in order to access this site anymore.

3. If you want to continue using The Curse of the Desert, and you want it to continue, we are looking at the possibility of you pledging $2 a month. That is for one year.

4. The pyramyd has not vanished completely, however, it is a much reduced site. So please do not feel embarrassed to make your donations.

5. Xavier and Sebastian will not be working on The Curse of the Desert. They are both still working on our other game, Apocalypse World, so we apologize for not keeping you up to date on the development.

A voting window is now open!
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 01:32

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

3 pledge, like any honorable barbarian would

# ? Oct 30, 2021 01:36

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

ME THROW MONEY AT CURSE TO KEEP IT WORKING
Option #3

# ? Oct 30, 2021 01:40

Arzaac: Jan 2, 2020

This is exactly the kind of pyramid scheme a master barbarian would get suckered by. Option 3.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 01:42

Blastinus: Feb 28, 2010; Time to try my luck

Crap.

Apocalyse World, eh? That sounds like a twist! Let's do #5.

# ? Oct 30, 2021 01:57

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Sometimes you've just go to recognise that you've wasted your money and move on. 1. We cannot use the PC in order to access this site anymore.

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SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Bullshit I thought the curse of the desert was drm free

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Randalor: Sep 4, 2011

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