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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


9. Headshot!

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That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
8+9. Headshot!

quote:

You consult with your allies and you decide to use the power of Headshot! to solve the minigame: no doubt it's the right choice to make!

You know you need to explore the area of the station and that includes the waiting room. You also know that the girl with the acorns works in the waiting room. You finish talking with all the animals just in time!

The pressure is on! You've got to find the girl with the acorns before the animals in the station get so agitated that they start attacking her. There's a girl in this station that is connected to the two animals that have had enough of their previous life... and you need to save her... before it's too late!

You start looking for her and you quickly realize that you will need to talk to every animal in this station! Unfortunately, you also have to fight off the animals that come at you! A steady hand and a steady headshot are the key to your survival!

You decide to pay some attention to the animals you find... This is because each animal has something important to tell you, but it might be very difficult to discover what.

You remember that you can use Nonexistant Alteration to control animals: this will help a lot! You talk to a number of animals: a dog, cat, squirrel, mouse, mole, rabbit, hedgehog and a pig. Each animal has something interesting to tell you.

First of all, you learn what Frances did to their shelter: she 's cut all of the limbs off of the animals!

Next, you look into the sewer system to discover that Frances is the one that attacked the farmer! This explains the motive that they had!

Last, you talk to one of the rats and learn about their missing home. All of this has a link to the case! The police are working on this case!

With this case solved, you can finally move onto the next minigame.

During your conversation with the animals in the train station, you have discovered the following important clue about Murderville:
1.
Murderville is an industrial robot training center.

2. The mayor was a mascot! The animals have already met this mascot and something has gone terribly wrong!

3. Dogs, you must investigate the Mayor's estate. The animals found out that the Mayor is an artificial intelligence. He has been badly damaged by the violence in Murderville.

4. Sebastian's old team is hiding something! You must find out what it is!

5. The mercenaries have set up shop somewhere on the side of Murderville. It would be best to find them.

6. You may not know it, but Murderville is a nuclear wasteland. This must have been a very unpleasant experience for the animals.

7. You may find clues that point to a secret exit to Murderville. You must find it and use it to escape!

8. The Blind Elephant is playing in an upcoming concert in Tokyo! You must play the blind elephant at a live concert and show your friends what she looks like! You can play this minigame as a standalone experience.

9. The kidnapped geniuses in Murderville are collecting weapons. Your job is to find them and give them to their original owners! You must save them.

10. The two new tribes that are living in the city of Murderville are part of a new town called 'Honeycomb.' It's possible that they are planning something bad!

Thom "Mantis" Stormfist, the Master Barbarian (Lv 3.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 2)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 1[+1]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
  • L 1[+1]
  • Intelligence 7[+7]
  • Your Demigod Strength is equal to 14[+2]!!!
  • Dexterity 2[+2]
  • Acrobatics 4[+4]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
  • Glide
  • You can now use the special ability which allows you to make a weapon (you have made a Bow Shotgun)
  • Rune Stealer: You can steal from the memories of other people.
  • Nonexistent Alteration: Combine Holy Water and Blessing, transforming you into a platypus, which can only change back into its normal form once it has hit its target. This spell is your most useful spell. Since you are a telepath, you can also command animals.
  • Demigod Strength: It has the following effect: While you are on the ground, you gain a stack of three Demigod Strength. You are vulnerable while this effect is active. Any melee attack that would have taken the form of a melee attack will have its damage dealt by a direct attack of the same type (i.e. a ranged attack will deal melee damage, or a single enemy will be targeted by both an attack of the same type and a direct attack).
  • Assassin Step: Attacks enemies with the sword 5 times while you are near an enemy, which can be limited to a maximum of 15 attacks in one action.
  • Headshot! A new weapon that will get rid of almost every enemy in the game. As you play, you'll get increasingly powerful headshots, which will help you reach the final boss alive.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
  • Enchanted broadsword
  • Enchanted quiver
  • Magical leggings
  • The Original Man's staff
  • A set of cybernetic legs
  • Some gold
Quest Journal
  • Reach Murderville.
  • Help Sebastian with his job interview in Murderville. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
Party
  • Sebastian, your Demi-god, game-dev brother.
  • Uriel, your friend.
  • The Original Man.
  • Jake, The White Deer Lady.
  • SARAGE the DOG.
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ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

At least half of those choices belong in a Fallout game.

Go with 3 for the sudden shift to an animal viewpoint.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


4. Let's find out what Sebastian's old team is hiding!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



4. We came here to solve Sebastian's poo poo, so let's get on with it. The secret must be why he got kicked off the team!

t3isukone
Dec 18, 2020

13km away
So many minigames!

4 seems like it's the one that actually has potential to advance the plot, though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah I think 4 is probably the most responsible choice.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
4. Sebastian's old team is hiding something! You must find out what it is!

quote:

During your conversation with the animals in the train station, you have discovered the following important clue about Murderville!

The animals have revealed that Sebastian's old team is hiding something:
a long-buried secret of the city. They have buried a treasure chest in the garden of Murderville.

You decide to visit the garden where the chest is buried: the police have already started the investigation and it is crucial to find the chest before they do.

To make it to the garden, you will need to go through the sewer system: you need to find a way in. This can be done through the use of Nonexistant Alteration.

However, the sewer system is very dangerous: the walls and floor are made of glass and you will be able to see through them. To stay safe, you will need to scan every surface you walk over!

Each surface will contain a secret, but you won't find anything in every one of them!

You tell the secret to your companions, then you find a sewer grate and with your prodigious Demi-god Strenght you are able to lift it with ease! You enter the glass sewers, towards the garden of Murderville.

The sewers seem much cleaner than the rest of the station: this must mean that something has changed, right?

Upon reaching an opening, you find a pedestal: at the top, there is a book with all the names of the people who were killed in Murderville! You also find that everyone has an 'Alteration' symbol on their wrist. If you look at any of these people, you will see the Alteration symbol!

The details you have uncovered about the case make it clear that someone is targeting the animal-people of Murderville: you have been warned!

You continue onward and find another clue! This one is a picture of a horse: if you look at a horse, you will see a clue which will lead you to a horse!

This is very useful.

The puzzles in the sewers are getting progressively harder: the glass walls are still blocking your view of the same thing, but you have learned a lot.

You notice a small hole in the floor, where you can get inside the garden of Murderville. You put one hand through the hole and you are inside.

After sneaking through the back garden, you are next confronted with a glass wall. Using your battlecry, you break through the glass.

You are inside a glass prison!

It is impossible to use Strenght again; you have to find another way to get out!

YOU:
1.
Do you want to take this moment to meditate on the thoughts in your head? Can you gain any insight by giving your own mind a rest? Do you even know how to meditate?

2. Must find a spark of energy in order to activate a laser power source that will supply you with enough power to break through the glass.

3. As an Atheist, you have yet to discover how you can gain faith! Do you have any specific ideas on how to do this?

4. The last challenge you faced wasn't a puzzle or a trial, it was actually your own body! This was the last clue you received about the word 'unified', do you have any idea what this might mean?

5. To escape the glass prison , you will need to destroy the two 'Stone Musters': one to destroy the power source and the other to destroy the glass wall. Do you have any idea how you might do that?

6. Why does the word 'unified' mean something to you? Can you work out the connection?

13. Since the Earth possesses a Core, can the Earth possess other continents?

The Guardians will not let you escape the prison.
This is getting :psyduck:


Thom "Mantis" Stormfist, the Master Barbarian (Lv 3.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 2)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 1[+1]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
  • L 1[+1]
  • Intelligence 7[+7]
  • Your Demigod Strength is equal to 14[+2]!!!
  • Dexterity 2[+2]
  • Acrobatics 4[+4]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
  • Glide
  • You can now use the special ability which allows you to make a weapon (you have made a Bow Shotgun)
  • Rune Stealer: You can steal from the memories of other people.
  • Nonexistent Alteration: Combine Holy Water and Blessing, transforming you into a platypus, which can only change back into its normal form once it has hit its target. This spell is your most useful spell. Since you are a telepath, you can also command animals.
  • Demigod Strength: It has the following effect: While you are on the ground, you gain a stack of three Demigod Strength. You are vulnerable while this effect is active. Any melee attack that would have taken the form of a melee attack will have its damage dealt by a direct attack of the same type (i.e. a ranged attack will deal melee damage, or a single enemy will be targeted by both an attack of the same type and a direct attack).
  • Assassin Step: Attacks enemies with the sword 5 times while you are near an enemy, which can be limited to a maximum of 15 attacks in one action.
  • Headshot! A new weapon that will get rid of almost every enemy in the game. As you play, you'll get increasingly powerful headshots, which will help you reach the final boss alive.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
  • Enchanted broadsword
  • Enchanted quiver
  • Magical leggings
  • The Original Man's staff
  • A set of cybernetic legs
  • Some gold
Quest Journal
  • Reach Murderville. ✓
  • Help Sebastian with his job interview in Murderville. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
Party
  • Sebastian, your Demi-god, game-dev brother.
  • Uriel, your friend.
  • The Original Man.
  • Jake, The White Deer Lady.
  • SARAGE the DOG.
:siren::siren::siren:
A voting window is now open!
:siren::siren::siren:

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

joke posted:

You continue onward and find another clue! This one is a picture of a horse: if you look at a horse, you will see a clue which will lead you to a horse!

This is very useful.

Okay this was very good, thanks AI

Anyway 13

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


Um, listen, I don't want to be a buzz-kill. I really don't want to like, rules-lawyer you. But on your [Assassin] Sebastian stat table, I notice you forgot to write that you can only use up to five at once. :colbert:

quote:

You have gained enough Experience to gain a new level! Your new class is [Assassin] Sebastian, which grants you:

[Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]

A neat new stat table!

You can now also use up to 5 at once!

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and ASSUME this is an accident. Fortunately it doesn't look like you have ever been Cruel Mysterious Great Vengeful Confident AND Sarcastic at the same time, so you won't have to revise anything that happened in the past... Just keep this in mind for the future.



...



Also I'm gonna say 5. We've been encountering a lot of glass walls in a row that are slowing us down. Maybe if we destroy the two Stone Musters (the power core and this most recent wall) it'll get rid of ALL the walls?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


1. Let's find out if we know how to meditate.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Gosts posted:

Um, listen, I don't want to be a buzz-kill. I really don't want to like, rules-lawyer you. But on your [Assassin] Sebastian stat table, I notice you forgot to write that you can only use up to five at once. :colbert:

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and ASSUME this is an accident. Fortunately it doesn't look like you have ever been Cruel Mysterious Great Vengeful Confident AND Sarcastic at the same time, so you won't have to revise anything that happened in the past... Just keep this in mind for the future.
It is a common House Rule with this series. Big save on admin time if you don't have to keep track of that!

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



4. We can't use Strength again... Our own body is limiting us. We must cast aside our bodily limitations and unify with our Demi-god self.

Also, maybe we should try that Magic Spell again, maybe it'll work better this time.

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

3. No big deal, we're just an atheistic demi-god. Maybe the trick is to believe in yourself?

t3isukone
Dec 18, 2020

13km away
6. I wanna know the lore.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

quote:

YOU:
1. Do you want to take this moment to meditate on the thoughts in your head? Can you gain any insight by giving your own mind a rest? Do you even know how to meditate?

2. Must find a spark of energy in order to activate a laser power source that will supply you with enough power to break through the glass.

3. As an Atheist, you have yet to discover how you can gain faith! Do you have any specific ideas on how to do this?

4. The last challenge you faced wasn't a puzzle or a trial, it was actually your own body! This was the last clue you received about the word 'unified', do you have any idea what this might mean?

5. To escape the glass prison , you will need to destroy the two 'Stone Musters': one to destroy the power source and the other to destroy the glass wall. Do you have any idea how you might do that?

6. Why does the word 'unified' mean something to you? Can you work out the connection?

13. Since the Earth possesses a Core, can the Earth possess other continents?

The first 6 options are what's unified. Read them again. Don't they all sort of tell a linear story and say the same thing? We can't do it alone in our current form.

13
Maybe it's a metaphor, but it's the only right answer. That's why it's so obviously different. I know this.

Kangra
May 7, 2012

1 - 'unified' is an anagram of diu fine, which is Latin for, "It's a long time until the end". Demi-god that we are, what this tells us is that it's not over yet. We need to take the time to think.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



1 This is a weird one, but figuring out if we can meditate seems like it'll be valuable in the long run

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."

1 - Because we need a mental health break to sort out all this new information before we go :psyboom:

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
1. Do you want to take this moment to meditate on the thoughts in your head? Can you gain any insight by giving your own mind a rest? Do you even know how to meditate?

quote:

Do you want to take this moment to meditate on the thoughts in your head? Can you gain any insight by giving your own mind a rest? Do you even know how to meditate?

Probably not.

With a little hand-to-hand combat, you get out of the glass prison!

You now enter a large, wooden frame. Here, you will be challenged by a series of puzzles!

The first puzzle requires you to draw a triangle on the floor. The second puzzle asks you to identify four shapes.

The last puzzle is a 'drawing puzzle': you need to create a certain number of lines. Can you find an order for all the lines? Can you complete this puzzle?

Do you think you can?

Does this puzzle seem too difficult? Can you solve it without help?

Yes.

After solving the puzzles, you move quietly towards the center of the garden, where the treasure chest is buried.

There are now two pathways to take. The police and the investigators will probably catch up with you and try to stop you.

There are a couple of backdoors into the garden of Murderville, but you will need to choose carefully.

Do you want to be careful?

Or do you want to run straight into the chest of loot?

It is difficult, but you find the other side and meet the chief. He demands that you are delivered to the captain of the police station!

You try to get a confession from him, but he is very clever. He is the only witness who can testify that you committed the murders!

Will you obey the laws of Law or will you be a law unto yourself?

You get your phone back!

Congratulations! You are now officially an Investigator!

Emerging from the stolen phone, you find yourself right in front of the trial that was scheduled to take place a little while ago.

The Public Prosecutor is trying to convince the citizens of Murderville that the Investigators are to blame for the murders that took place in their city.

"The arrested Investigator must have committed these crimes," says the prosecutor. "He was wearing the wrong clothes, which clearly indicates that he does not belong in our society. He is a common thug who has nothing to defend himself from such monsters."

"He has a family to look after, who will now be homeless!" says the prosecutor.

A chubby man on the balcony of the building behind the court screams, "Take them to jail!"

"No!" cries the prosecutor, "they are innocent! They have no reason to go to jail!"

A woman yells, "They're murderers!"

The crowd shouts its agreement.

"Traitors!" screams a woman in the crowd. "Run them out!"

"Take them all to the jail! The jail is full of murderers!" shouts a man.

"Are you alright?" says the Detective? "Do you want me to step in and stop this?"

Your line of defense is as follows:
1. "Your Honor,

This kinda broke the NN.

I had to reload to get it to work again.

quote:

Your line of defense is as follows:
1. "Your Honor,
I will show you evidence that the Investigators were framed. I will testify to all the crimes that these criminals committed and ask the judge to grant them protection."

2. "The victim's families and friends are not true victims. They are merely hired gunmen who can be paid to murder and then they can be replaced in less than a week."

3. "The Investigators were the only ones who tried to bring the situation under control." The Public Prosecutor is shaking his head.

4. "These people cannot be trusted with a gun. Let's lock them up!"

5. "You are looking at someone who tried to defend Murderville against a crisis!"

6. "We will not stand for these crimes, Judge!" The Chief, who was sitting behind you in the car, stands up and raises his voice.

7. "What did you say, Motherfucker?!" you shout at the police chief.

8. "This is a wild and uncontrollable group of people who have no respect for law and order! Let them all hang!" The Chief is now angry and screaming in anger. The prosecutor steps up to you.

9. "Here's the woman who set up the illusion." The woman sitting in the audience is holding a revolver. "You have no idea how good I am at this!"

10. "What did you say to me? I was in the car when you set up the plan!"

Investigator level up! posted:

You gained a level as an Investigator! This provides the following bonuses:
-
You gain a bonus to these attributes: honor, humility, courage, intelligence, and competence, run & shoot.

- The penalty for disobeying the law in this game is 20% less (10%)

- Your affinity for right behavior increases by one additional level.

Advantages - You have the potential to give testimony in court.

Disadvantages - You have the potential to lead a public investigation.

Thom "Mantis" Stormfist, the Master Barbarian (Lv 3.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 2) // Investigator (Lvl 1)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 2[+2]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
  • L 1[+1]
  • Intelligence 8[+8]
  • Your Demigod Strength is equal to 14[+2]!!!
  • Dexterity 2[+2]
  • Acrobatics 4[+4]
  • Umility 1[+1]
  • Courage 1[+1]
  • Competence 1[+1]
  • Run & Shoot 1[+1]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
  • Glide
  • You can now use the special ability which allows you to make a weapon (you have made a Bow Shotgun)
  • Rune Stealer: You can steal from the memories of other people.
  • Nonexistent Alteration: Combine Holy Water and Blessing, transforming you into a platypus, which can only change back into its normal form once it has hit its target. This spell is your most useful spell. Since you are a telepath, you can also command animals.
  • Demigod Strength: It has the following effect: While you are on the ground, you gain a stack of three Demigod Strength. You are vulnerable while this effect is active. Any melee attack that would have taken the form of a melee attack will have its damage dealt by a direct attack of the same type (i.e. a ranged attack will deal melee damage, or a single enemy will be targeted by both an attack of the same type and a direct attack).
  • Assassin Step: Attacks enemies with the sword 5 times while you are near an enemy, which can be limited to a maximum of 15 attacks in one action.
  • Headshot! A new weapon that will get rid of almost every enemy in the game. As you play, you'll get increasingly powerful headshots, which will help you reach the final boss alive.
  • Investigator's boni: The penalty for disobeying the law in this game is 20% less (10%); your affinity for right behavior increases by one additional level; You have the potential to give testimony in court; You have the potential to lead a public investigation.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
  • Enchanted broadsword
  • Enchanted quiver
  • Magical leggings
  • The Original Man's staff
  • A set of cybernetic legs
  • Some gold
Quest Journal
  • Reach Murderville. ✓
  • Help Sebastian with his job interview in Murderville. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
Party
  • Sebastian, your Demi-god, game-dev brother.
  • Uriel, your friend.
  • The Original Man.
  • Jake, The White Deer Lady.
  • SARAGE the DOG.
:siren::siren::siren:
A voting window is now open!
:siren::siren::siren:

That Italian Guy fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Nov 21, 2021

Ripley
Jan 21, 2007
9 - Unexpected change in genre and character class, but clearly this is all an illusion. I think.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



9. It has to be an illusion! I bet that woman even hid the Missing Objects!

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


I'm laughing too hard at 7 to not vote for it

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
I actually think 7 folds our old and new classes together quite nicely.

Me, I'm laughing uncontrollably at how "You have the potential to lead a public investigation." is listed as a disadvantage. We're even a hard-boiled detective.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
7 we've gone Rogue, chief

Blastinus
Feb 28, 2010

Time to try my luck
:rolldice:
Crap.

quote:

Do you want to take this moment to meditate on the thoughts in your head? Can you gain any insight by giving your own mind a rest? Do you even know how to meditate?

Probably not.

With a little hand-to-hand combat, you get out of the glass prison!

Man, I love our barbarian hero.

I think we should pick #7. If we're going to be any kind of cop, it's going to be the maverick kind.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I mean c'mon, 7 motherfucker :c00lbert:

Gosts
Jan 15, 2016


I like 9. We have NO idea how good she is at this.

Is Run & Shoot not compatible with our shoot skill? The game hasn't really used the ampersand symbol before for skills, so I guess that makes 'Run & Shoot' a single skill, as opposed to shoot, which would be shooting while standing still?

Also, I really enjoy that the option selected was answered with 'probably not' and then we used hand-to-hand combat.

Gosts fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Nov 22, 2021

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
Yeah Run & Shoot is a separate skill, but it get synergy bonuses from both Run AND Shoot!

Probably.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
7. "What did you say, Motherfucker?!" you shout at the police chief.

quote:

Your line of defense is as follows: "What did you say, Motherfucker?!" you shout at the police chief.

You stomp on his foot and the prosecutor screams in pain.

The crowd becomes silent as the prosecutor staggers backwards and tries to get away.

But there is a commotion coming from the auditorium: a few people have spotted the Advocates in the audience and start to shout at the other spectators.

"Of course we need witnesses!" exclaims the Chief of Police. "Those who witness the crime are not guilty. They must testify in court and explain their side of the story."

The crowd mumbles in agreement.

"We need witnesses!" the Chief continues. "I do not understand why people like you are so quick to point the finger at a stranger."

"Because he is a stranger! What else can he be?" shouts a woman in the crowd.

The Chief of Police replies, "Excuse me, but you do not know my views. I think all of Murderville is guilty of being murderers. Murderers with orange hair and shiny badges! Criminals of all kinds and colors, who are committing all kinds of murders in the streets!"

The Chief of Police is clearly insane! But who cares?

You stop your argument and shove a syringe into the neck of the Prosecutor.

You wait for his scream and for his body to twitch, but it does not come.

The Judge exclaims: "Unanimously!"

He takes the podium.

"The Prosecutor is not guilty of these crimes! Murderers cannot wear orange hair! Murderers cannot wear shiny badges! Murderers have no right to be in the streets!"

Now that you have been discharged, you are given the content of the treasure chest and discover the terrible secret that Sebastian's old dev team wanted to hide: they are hacking the Systems that hold the world together. They are hacking into millions of accounts and draining them of their life forces.

And you know who they are...

The original heroes of Murderville...

You are terrified by the knowledge you have just learned. You are frightened and frightened.

"What is going to happen now?" you whisper.

"What's going to happen now?" asks the Original Man.

You say:
1.
"1. It was the signal I was waiting for! A signal to start my revenge! I will be a killer for all of Murderville! I will become the Killer of Murderville!"

2. "2. I am determined to remain free of the System! The System must be overthrown, and I will fight until it does."

3. "3. I am going to survive this ordeal! You did not fail, Motherfucker!"

4. "4. I am going to keep killing those traitors, even if they manage to find me!"

5. "5. I am going to do what I must do." The Original Man understands that you have taken all of the above factors into account. You are becoming increasingly more dangerous, but he feels that in a few years, you will realize the value of remaining free of the System. You will be victorious in your battle against the System. He gives you a series of secret clues and instructions, and you must follow them to become the Killer of Murderville.

6. "We have to help Sebastian with his job interview. That will be our next step. Then, we will find somewhere where he can work, and wait for the System to bring him more problems!"

7. "7. We need to do everything we can to help Sebastian. I don't know how many of us there are, but I know that we are probably outnumbered. But we have to help Sebastian! Please help Sebastian!"

8. "8. SARAGE the DOG will help you. He is the Ultimate Death Machine. If anyone can help, it will be him."

9. "9. The White Deer Lady must also help. She is a flying girl of legend. She is the White Deer Lady. She is the greatest gunfighter in the world. She was created to kill the last reaper. She has a special gun. It can kill anything. Please help her."

10. "10. Uriel the Ascetic will work with you. I am sure you can persuade him to help Sebastian. He has become more compassionate since he's been using the System to destroy people."

Thom "Mantis" Stormfist, the Master Barbarian (Lv 3.6) // [Assassin] Sebastian (Lv 2) // Investigator (Lvl 1)

Attributes
  • Wisdom 11[+1]
  • Luck 6
  • Charisma 6
  • Intimidation 3[+1] (Intimidates)
  • Swim 1[+1]
  • Athletics 0
  • Endurance 10[+1]
  • Health 10
  • Stamina 15
  • Stamina Recovery 10
  • Determination 1[+1]
  • Desperation 1[+1]
  • Honor 2[+2]
  • Shoot 1[+1]
  • Impress 1[+1]
  • Useful 1[+1]
  • L 1[+1]
  • Intelligence 8[+8]
  • Your Demigod Strength is equal to 14[+2]!!!
  • Dexterity 2[+2]
  • Acrobatics 4[+4]
  • Umility 1[+1]
  • Courage 1[+1]
  • Competence 1[+1]
  • Run & Shoot 1[+1]
Special Skills
  • Summon Bones: Click on the corpses of people you pass to pull out your buffs - your greatest tool in manipulating the board. The more bones you have summoned, the better of a buff you will have.
  • ENDURE: affects the architecture of the Great Pyramid.
  • Magic Spell: ??? the last time we have tried to cast it, we got interrupted by a skeletal arm.
  • [Armor of the Fire】 [Cruel / Mysterious / Great] [Vengeful / Confident / Sarcasm]: ??? we gained these skills when we leveled as an [Assassin] Sebastian.
  • Glide
  • You can now use the special ability which allows you to make a weapon (you have made a Bow Shotgun)
  • Rune Stealer: You can steal from the memories of other people.
  • Nonexistent Alteration: Combine Holy Water and Blessing, transforming you into a platypus, which can only change back into its normal form once it has hit its target. This spell is your most useful spell. Since you are a telepath, you can also command animals.
  • Demigod Strength: It has the following effect: While you are on the ground, you gain a stack of three Demigod Strength. You are vulnerable while this effect is active. Any melee attack that would have taken the form of a melee attack will have its damage dealt by a direct attack of the same type (i.e. a ranged attack will deal melee damage, or a single enemy will be targeted by both an attack of the same type and a direct attack).
  • Assassin Step: Attacks enemies with the sword 5 times while you are near an enemy, which can be limited to a maximum of 15 attacks in one action.
  • Headshot! A new weapon that will get rid of almost every enemy in the game. As you play, you'll get increasingly powerful headshots, which will help you reach the final boss alive.
  • Investigator's boni: The penalty for disobeying the law in this game is 20% less (10%); your affinity for right behavior increases by one additional level; You have the potential to give testimony in court; You have the potential to lead a public investigation.
Backpack
  • A full doctor (that has already been used to cast Summon Bones)
  • A miniature full moon
  • A Rune
  • A familiar sabre
  • A Bomb
  • Enchanted broadsword
  • Enchanted quiver
  • Magical leggings
  • The Original Man's staff
  • A set of cybernetic legs
  • Some gold
Quest Journal
  • Reach Murderville. ✓
  • Help Sebastian with his job interview in Murderville. ✓
  • Help your brother Sebastian, the demi-God get back on the dev team.
  • Solve the mystery of the so-called Missing Objects.
  • Discover what happened to the doctor.
Party
  • Sebastian, your Demi-god, game-dev brother.
  • Uriel, your friend.
  • The Original Man.
  • Jake, The White Deer Lady.
  • SARAGE the DOG.
:siren::siren::siren:
A voting window is now open!
:siren::siren::siren:

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
6 get Sebastian his job back and then help him bring the dev team down from the inside

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
Hey, we actually used our assassination class. In broad daylight. This place ain't called Murderville for nothing.

I also like how in all of our choices, we're saying the number out-loud, revealing to whoever we're talking to that we think in Dialogue Trees, like Harry Du Bois.

The Matrix and everything inspired by it, however, is stupid. 4. The system seems to be what keeps our life forces in tact, judging by the prompts. Kill all the motherfuckers trying to destroy your world, and then destroy anyone who offers you "wake up pills" or whateverthehell.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



8. It's SARAGE the DOG the Ultimate Death Machine's time to shine! Go SARAGE!

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
Option 3 implies that Motherfucker is someone's name.

Is the Police Chief's name Motherfucker?

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Let's get our brother a job!

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
8 :smugdog:

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

1. Let's just embrace the murder-life, we're clearly quite good at it.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
Killer of Murderville seems like a very modest title.

Black Robe
Sep 12, 2017

Generic Magic User


8, let the dog handle it

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t3isukone
Dec 18, 2020

13km away
1. It's Murderville, and we are going to Murder.

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