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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


chainchompz posted:

Just get some drywall spackle and you can seal that crack right up. Like it wasn't even there!

finally some advice, thank you!

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
reported for homegrown

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Sid Vicious posted:

finally some advice, thank you!

Wtf :mad:

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

PsionicAnt posted:

Heh maybe you should fill the crack with some caulk iykwim

Ahem

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Where's the rear end all I see is UR FRIGGIN FACE

:iceburn:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I would gladly pay you tuesday to suck your rear end in a top hat today.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I have just taken a picture of my gross rear end. I'm going to PM it to Sid and see if he thinks it's suitable for the forums.

I'll send a pic to Junk and Booger if they would like.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


please never ever pm me apicture of your rear end again

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Sorry

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Baby if you give it to me, I'll give it to you, I know what you want, you know I got it.

Then the Mariah Carey part comes in and she's like "bbbbabyifyougiveittomeillgiveittoyou" because she's all breathy and running her words together.

Anyway that's my opinion on that song.

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

You know why your butt crack goes up and down vertically like that and not the other way?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What the pussy do, do it doodie too? Do it fart on you, do it smell like poo? Can you suck that thang? Do it got that tang? Can it take my wang? Make that peepee sang?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Dam lmfao how the hell did you dig that up.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Dam lmfao how the hell did you dig that up.

it was on the actual last page of my post history

also it's one of the greatest things i ever read on this forum and it deserved to be reposted

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost



it looks like spam.

its debatable if this is good or bad.


also, fix your TP

Also, you need a towel that you pretend to dry you hands on after you pretend to wash your hands with your pretend soap



also, i expect a dog walker to have a more pronounced bootie, get some ankle weights or something


but you're still a-okay in my book, Sid
voted 5

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Oct 30, 2021

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

That's a GREAT rear end!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I feel obligated to post because I too have posted my bare behind on this website

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

donkey salami posted:

That's a GREAT rear end!

You made that post just so someone could respond "nice av post combo" didn't you?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

gently caress it posting my rear end again

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I used safety pins to close up my rear end in a top hat and now I'm fourteen feet wide just between the shoulders and hips.

It's a weird trick I did to get on disability.

e: fourteen feet in circumference it goes around the front and back too.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
https://youtu.be/wmOw-jplSMk

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

gently caress it posting my rear end again



drat n ow thats a high quality booty hole

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Sid Vicious posted:

please never ever pm me apicture of your rear end again

was it the giant union jack flag tattoo?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MorRe booty

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Welp that's all I got all my other butt pics are exposed skin so I won't be posting those

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8qw3oWvDpo

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


E: double

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

drat u could bounce a quarter off that booty!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

nvidiagouge posted:

Put your TP on the roll you degenerate.

Yeah, shameful.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Sid is that your real rear end or is that a joke rear end you buy at the store?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Waterbed Wendy posted:

Sid is that your real rear end or is that a joke rear end you buy at the store?

god i wish i could claim its not real

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Sid Vicious posted:

it has a crack in it



There ain’t Nothin wrong with that rear end Sid. Nothing

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

There ain’t Nothin wrong with that rear end Sid. Nothing

Hank Hill agrees

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Thread delivers, rated 5.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




so we can just go postin our asses around here now?

i think i have a business idea that can save this website. i need to get jeffrey on the horn.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Bad Purchase posted:

so we can just go postin our asses around here now?

i think i have a business idea that can save this website. i need to get jeffrey on the horn.

“Now Jeff imagine its Facebook, but instead of your face it’s your butt we are gonna call it Buttmeta”

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001
Microbutt

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



lol

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