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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I used safety pins to close up my rear end in a top hat and now I'm fourteen feet wide just between the shoulders and hips.

It's a weird trick I did to get on disability.

e: fourteen feet in circumference it goes around the front and back too.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

You're gonna need to seal that or it'll expand and your whole rear end will be cracks.

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