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Anderson Koopa posted:The British Royal Family issues the weirdest proof of life photographs. This picture was supposedly taken yesterday. I'm thinking of a line from the original MST3k Manos episode: "Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph."
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uber_stoat posted:the Bank should come up with a cartoon mascot Sovereign that can serve as representative on the currency to avoid these awkward situations.
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Replace the human royal family with a corgi royal family. This plan keeps all the tourism benefits, cuts expenses by like 2/3rds, and you get to have a royal funeral and a coronation like every 5 to 10 years.
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redshirt posted:Thick, regal sausages Ahhh the 5th meat....
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Good news everyone! Charles is well enough to return to "Duties". What are those duties? Mostly getting out of a car and watching people in silly costumes ride horses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGJvpPKC6A https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9rn4qeryro 
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Speleothing posted:Replace the human royal family with a corgi royal family. This plan keeps all the tourism benefits, cuts expenses by like 2/3rds, and you get to have a royal funeral and a coronation like every 5 to 10 years. I support this concept; hell, you’d get some real grief and mourning from the public. Corgis are a lot more photogenic than the royals too.
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and once a year, for a special national holiday, you could have them run a little race. they could jump through hoops, run up ramps, etc. i guess you could do that with the current family but i'm not sure how it would be received.
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Speleothing posted:Replace the human royal family with a corgi royal family. This plan keeps all the tourism benefits, cuts expenses by like 2/3rds, and you get to have a royal funeral and a coronation like every 5 to 10 years. elton john's gonna have his work cut out for him then
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most experts agree that having something to do is how you stay mentally fit as you get older.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I support this concept; hell, you’d get some real grief and mourning from the public. Corgis are a lot more photogenic than the royals too. The media would get to regularly go apeshit with CORGonation puns
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i learned last night that sea spiders can regrow their buttholes so maybe chas can go on a noble English quest to find a sea spider who will teach him how to chop his cancerous butthole off and regrow it
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Howard Beale posted:elton john's gonna have his work cut out for him then I hope Elton okays the Weird Al parody “Sausage in the Bin” for the death of King Chuck.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I support this concept; hell, you’d get some real grief and mourning from the public. Corgis are a lot more photogenic than the royals too. you even get an entirely different class of scandals. Imagine if the worst thing your monarch did was whiz behind the couch every now and then
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idiotsavant posted:i learned last night that sea spiders can regrow their buttholes so maybe chas can go on a noble English quest to find a sea spider who will teach him how to chop his cancerous butthole off and regrow it Gonna have to start over with the fact that sea spiders are a thing, my day is ruined
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quote:the sea spider species Pycnogonum litorale were able to fully regenerate a number of amputated body parts from their lower body, including hind limbs, parts of their guts, reproductive organs and even their anuses. i've never seen anyone regenerate their rear end in a top hat but you don't see me going around making assumptions.
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You think Chuck and Camilla still gently caress?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You think Chuck and Camilla still gently caress?  In all likelihood they probably do.  LinkThis website discusses the prevalence of STDs in nursing homes.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You think Chuck and Camilla still gently caress? She’s his living phylactery, you mark my words. If she goes, he’ll be minutes behind. And if he goes first, she’ll simply dissolve into a puddle of primordial phylactery juices and seep into the groundwater, creating more generations of Royalist weirdos across the realm.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You think Chuck and Camilla still gently caress? There’s a reason Buckingham Palace is usually referred to as Chuck’s gently caress n Suck (formerly Lizzie’s)
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You think Chuck and Camilla still gently caress? Considering Chuck blew up his marriage and got his wife killed to get her out of the way of that, I'd hope so.
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Jestery posted:Ahhh the 5th meat.... Bimpsie for new King.
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Post ITT every time King Charles has time to meet David Beckham but not his son. https://people.com/king-charles-met-david-beckham-prince-harry-uk-report-8647122 Lots of "fun" back and forth arguments being bandied about, each side seems to be blaming the other.
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Me mum only buys "King Charles's Extra Plump Breakfast Sausages"
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