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A couple weeks ago Queen Elizabeth had to go to the hospital. Now she's skipping all sorts of stuff she's supposed to go to. As anybody with any medical knowledge can tell you, this means she's about to die. Let's take a moment out of respect for our British friends and pay tribute to the life of Queen Elizabeth while we wait for her to die. What do you think she'll die of? When exactly will she die? Will it be today? Or will she somehow survive another week? This is the thread to discuss these questions and more.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:25
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big biz liz
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Oct 29, 2021 23:27
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She died last week. They announced it in the meme thread
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Oct 29, 2021 23:29
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dumbass old bitxch
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Oct 29, 2021 23:31
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I would destroy Elizabeth in a steel cage match, no question.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:34
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Bojo gave her the Rona didn’t he?
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Oct 29, 2021 23:36
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when did the royals become the official state pets like what a shock you’re wielding supreme power then BOOM you’re an unfortunate looking lapdog in a gilded cage
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Oct 29, 2021 23:36
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What's the over/under on dead by Christmas?
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Oct 29, 2021 23:36
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oct 29, 2021 23:37
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that bitch must be nearly 100 years old. Good for her. She never did anything that I care about
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Oct 29, 2021 23:38
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I'll say this for her. She had some cool hats. E: like a TF2 inventory IRL 
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Oct 29, 2021 23:42
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old beast lunatic posted:I'll say this for her. She had some cool hats. pics or it didn't happen
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Oct 29, 2021 23:44
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I heard she was hospitalized for auto-erotic asphyxiation. Prince Charles found her naked passed out in their bathtub gallery with a belt around her neck, sybian at max power. It was on the news. And there are twitters about it
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Oct 29, 2021 23:46
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gimme  if she dies in November
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Oct 29, 2021 23:49
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:She never did anything that I care about Best we can hope for, as far as royals are concerned.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:51
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old beast lunatic posted:I'll say this for her. She had some cool hats. I think she has stated that the reason she dresses like she does (bright and coordinated colors) is so the people who have come to see her can more easily pick her out of the crowd. Which I guess makes sense.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:52
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curlys gold posted:when did the royals become the official state pets Continuously since they cut off one king's head.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:53
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old beast lunatic posted:I'll say this for her. She had some cool hats. nah. least tf2 has different hat models. this is reskins. that being said i like how colorfull it is.
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Oct 29, 2021 23:54
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kntfkr posted:I heard she was hospitalized for auto-erotic asphyxiation. Prince Charles found her naked passed out in their bathtub gallery with a belt around her neck, sybian at max power. It was on the news. And there are twitters about it Sorry mate, but I don’t like these types of jokes.
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Oct 30, 2021 00:13
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endlessmonotony posted:Best we can hope for, as far as royals are concerned. I am a Scotish/polish maybe some irish there. Don't care.
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Oct 30, 2021 00:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxnK08UN6mk
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Oct 30, 2021 00:18
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Oct 30, 2021 00:19
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I think they will try to long her out till Christmas.
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Oct 30, 2021 00:22
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To quote Apollo Creed: "It's a shame we got to get old"
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Oct 30, 2021 00:22
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I hope she's getting better.
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Oct 30, 2021 00:44
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Impossible. If she had anything wrong with her, my royalty obsessed grandmother in Minnesota who calls me at nine am to inform me of dumb royalty bullshit in a country she has never been to would most certainly have called me while crying.
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Oct 30, 2021 00:48
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Buckingham Palace is going to Weekend At Bernie's her around until her platinum jubilee in February and then they'll announce she sadly passed away a week later.
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Oct 30, 2021 00:50
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Looking good
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Oct 30, 2021 01:04
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Bojo gave her the Rona didn’t he? Rumour has it that she might have picked it up from the new chairman of Newcastle, who did just test positive for it. I reckon she's just had enough. Her husband snuffed it, her heir is insane, her other son is being taken to court for being a nonce, her grandkids hate each other, her subjects have the mental capacity of the average cauliflower, her government are morons, the realm is hosed, and the world is doomed. If it's not an illness she'll probably down some pills and a bottle of brandy and peace out within 3 months.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:14
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AKA Pseudonym posted:A couple weeks ago Queen Elizabeth had to go to the hospital. Now she's skipping all sorts of stuff she's supposed to go to. As anybody with any medical knowledge can tell you, this means she's about to die. Let's take a moment out of respect for our British friends and pay tribute to the life of Queen Elizabeth while we wait for her to die. A thunderous queef.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:16
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deadeyez posted:Impossible. If she had anything wrong with her, my royalty obsessed grandmother in Minnesota who calls me at nine am to inform me of dumb royalty bullshit in a country she has never been to would most certainly have called me while crying. I have been there, and I'm telling you she's about to die. Your aunt is probably too wrought with grief to call. Maybe you should be a thoughtful nephew or niece and comfort her. Why does everything always have to be about you?
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Oct 30, 2021 01:17
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crazy to think that countries are celebrating independence days that she was alive for prior
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Oct 30, 2021 01:18
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I hope she gets well and goes on to outlive her failson Charles, just to spite him and his horsefaced bride General Booshit › Queen Elizabeth Deathwatch Megathread: Celebrate the Royal Deathqueef
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Oct 30, 2021 01:19
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A whole lot of countries' money is about to become collectors items, better get a bunch now because it'll only go up in value after she dies!
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Oct 30, 2021 01:20
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Do u think I care bitch of a wretch OP? She already fcuked me like everyone else in this world!!!!!
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Oct 30, 2021 01:21
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Wizard Master posted:Sorry mate, but I don’t like these types of jokes. The David carradine defender has logged on
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Oct 30, 2021 01:25
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Wizard Master posted:Sorry mate, but I don’t like these types of jokes. The jury's hung on how to feel about them.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:31
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It'd be pretty sweet if the British monarchy died with her, but alas.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:40
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can't wait for her death to spark a massive problem in the commonwealth as every possible heir is some level of lovely.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:41
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SRQ posted:can't wait for her death to spark a massive problem in the commonwealth as every possible heir is some level of lovely. John Goodman will come through and become King Ralph in reality
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