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Deep Glove Bruno posted:there's a question. who - andrew aside - is the biggest creep/mutant in the succession and how do we get them in the throne It’s William so it should be faitly simple
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Apr 21, 2024 13:33
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The British Royal Family issues the weirdest proof of life photographs. This picture was supposedly taken yesterday.
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Anderson Koopa posted:The British Royal Family issues the weirdest proof of life photographs. This picture was supposedly taken yesterday. Looking good, Your Highness
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Anderson Koopa posted:The British Royal Family issues the weirdest proof of life photographs. This picture was supposedly taken yesterday. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
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He looks like he's being held at gunpoint.
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Anderson Koopa posted:The British Royal Family issues the weirdest proof of life photographs. This picture was supposedly taken yesterday. That's just Cesar Romero in half his Joker makeup 
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At least he doesn't look shocked to be alive like his dad
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Anderson Koopa posted:The British Royal Family issues the weirdest proof of life photographs. This picture was supposedly taken yesterday. This seems like a shot at the start of a horror movie where a car full of teens drive to a random small rural town in the middle of nowhere, and they're just starting to notice everyone in town is acting really strange and probably evil. All but one of the teen will shortly be eaten. Teens, seriously stop driving into weird rural towns already!!!
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Ghost Leviathan posted:He looks like he's being held at gunpoint. Camilla driving is what really pushes this picture into surrealist territory. Every other important person in government would have some professional driver. Charles looks like he is getting an Uber ride from his wife. Edit: It's early, I'm waiting for my coffee to kick in. Camilla isn't driving, she apparently just called shotgun. Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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Anderson Koopa posted:Camilla driving is what really pushes this picture into surrealist territory. Every other important person in government would have some professional driver. Charles looks like he is getting an Uber ride from his wife. Turn on your telly
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Anderson Koopa posted:Camilla driving is what really pushes this picture into surrealist territory. Every other important person in government would have some professional driver. Charles looks like he is getting an Uber ride from his wife. Do you know what side the driver sits on there
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MrQwerty posted:Do you know what side the driver sits on there Good point. I'm still waking up. I would have expected them to both be sitting next to one another. Edit: Imagine being King of England and not even getting to ride Shotgun. Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Apr 21, 2024 |
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It makes some sense for a staged publicity shot, so they can both be in frame, they're just incapable of being any kind of normal anyway.
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https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1783622047521747167?s=46
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What did they update?
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spaceblancmange posted:time to change blend we've secretly replaced his regular enema with folgers crystals
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Sounds like somebody needs to switch to decaf!
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:What did they update? Step 1: change name of Insider Paper to Insider rear end in a top hat
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"make mine better than mommy's"
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AlmightyBob posted:"make mine better than mommy's" mummy's
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Royal Funeral 2: Chucky's Out
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webmeister posted:Step 1: change name of Insider Paper to Insider rear end in a top hat Insider rear end in a top hat? I barely know ‘er!
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I think we are pastdue for agood merging/alliance with another European Royal family. Lets get one od the Spanosh, or Swedish Royals in to marry charlies grandkids and get some new cancer free, blood into the house of Windsor. Hell, get the fuckboy Thai king's progeny involved. That will be fun. Considering the racism that Megan got, they cant attack the literal kids of a king, could they?
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Do you mean like Prince Harry, her husband, the literal child of a king?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Do you mean like Prince Harry, her husband, the literal child of a king? Yeah but he's a redhead, they don't really count
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Not a vulture, just circling around cuz of the thermals.
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This doesn't make sense, my chud uncle assured me, many times, that the cure for cancer exists and is reserved for billionaires and royals. So how could not just one, but two royals have cancer? 
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The Bible posted:This doesn't make sense, my chud uncle assured me, many times, that the cure for cancer exists and is reserved for billionaires and royals. Go ahead and answer that question on their behalf.
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redshirt posted:Go ahead and answer that question on their behalf. Lizard People.
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The Bible posted:Lizard People. Survey says, "Lizard People"!
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Look at Charles and tell me that's a human. Look at his fingers.
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The Bible posted:Look at Charles and tell me that's a human. Thick, regal sausages
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maybe they should retire the fancy china they're eating off that's covered in radium paint
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I hope at his funeral they honor his lifelong wish and the coffin is one of those Ghanaian ones done up to look like a tampon.
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ShredsYouSay posted:maybe they should retire the fancy china they're eating off that's covered in radium paint No, I think in this case it's important to stay in keeping with the tradition
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good news everyone "Canada to Put King Charles on Its ‘Workhorse’ Banknotes by 2027 posted:Canada is ready to update its currency with the image of its current head of state. just have to hang on three more years!
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