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UK will soon have the Thai problem without lese majeste. Rip
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Charles will be king for exactly five minutes before he trips over his feet, falls down the stairs at Westminster and cracks his head open on a pew
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Oct 30, 2021 01:52
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Whatever your opinion of her, I think we can all agree - season 4 of The Crown was good poo poo.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:55
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Like many old people, Liz will slip in the shower and won't be found until she's been partially eaten by her corgis.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:55
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Charles should just have married Camilla directly, they seem to actually like each other. I think he'll do OK. He's a bit stuffy, and the Diana thing will always follow him, but he seems perfectly capable of saying and doing what the position requires.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:56
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Pretty soon an entire generation of people can hear God Save the King like God intended.
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Oct 30, 2021 01:59
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good, one less hereditary rich person living off of the taxpayer's back
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Oct 30, 2021 01:59
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Wizard Master posted:Sorry mate, but I don’t like these types of jokes. so I've heard wizard master
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Oct 30, 2021 02:00
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More like Fuckingham Phallus
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Oct 30, 2021 02:01
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Computer viking posted:Charles should just have married Camilla directly, they seem to actually like each other. I don't think riding around waving at people and staring disapprovingly at the US president is that challenging of a skillset. e: Either way, I think ol' Liz's bad heir days are almost over.
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Oct 30, 2021 02:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE
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Oct 30, 2021 02:03
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At least once a day, Queen Elizabeth absolutely demolishes the royal toilet
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Oct 30, 2021 02:26
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rip you old bat
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Oct 30, 2021 02:30
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Outrail posted:I don't think riding around waving at people and staring disapprovingly at the US president is that challenging of a skillset. There's a fair bit of "talk to selected members of the public and give them the impression you're interested, while not saying anything too dumb", which is a thing it's possible to be bad at. He's been doing it for most of his life, though; it should be second nature by now.
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Oct 30, 2021 02:32
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Anus horribilis
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Oct 30, 2021 02:34
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Pretty soon an entire generation of people can hear God Save the King like God intended. Fun fact: nobody born since 1952 has ever heard this!
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Oct 30, 2021 02:36
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yes she died in an equestrian related accident. sexual in nature
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Oct 30, 2021 02:36
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Outrail posted:Like many old people, Liz will slip in the shower and won't be found until she's been partially eaten by her corgis.
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Oct 30, 2021 03:03
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Fun fact: nobody born since 1952 has ever heard this! Does it count in other languages? I've sung it for a king, just not an English one. 
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Oct 30, 2021 03:05
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 Wikipedia is telling she was already broken up for scrap in 1948 tho?
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Oct 30, 2021 03:08
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I thought she was faking it to guilt-trip Barbados into not firing her. You telling me this is real?
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Oct 30, 2021 03:11
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i hope she is succeeded by prince andrew he's been getting his name and qualifications out there in the press lots lately so i think he's got a good shot
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Oct 30, 2021 03:18
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Wizard Master posted:Sorry mate, but I don’t like these types of jokes. I thought gimmick accounts were discouraged these days
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Oct 30, 2021 03:18
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Computer viking posted:Does it count in other languages? I've sung it for a king, just not an English one. There are no other languages? 
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Oct 30, 2021 03:26
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I hope she dissolves parliament and confiscates all land and capital for the monarchy before she goes.
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Oct 30, 2021 03:31
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Sophy Wackles posted:I hope she dissolves
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Oct 30, 2021 03:33
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she voted to brexit
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Oct 30, 2021 03:34
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Mozi posted:she voted to brexit so did everyone else.
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Oct 30, 2021 03:40
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no i'm saying this is her literal brexit, i.e. she is leaving this mortal coil. she is not in reality pro brexit
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Oct 30, 2021 03:40
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yeah she could have dissolved parliament to stop it but she's a pussy rear end bitch so she didn't do poo poo i mean that in a not-sexist way
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Oct 30, 2021 03:41
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There’s a lot of lese majeste in this thread and the Royal axeman is sharpening his poo poo.
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Oct 30, 2021 04:08
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Oct 30, 2021 04:16
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Liz ready to gently caress up poor people.
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Oct 30, 2021 04:18
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Lizard people cannot die, OP. They're immortal.
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Oct 30, 2021 04:24
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She was very pretty during World War I
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Oct 30, 2021 04:27
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:She was very pretty during World War I Lol
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Oct 30, 2021 04:30
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Man when I saw those hosed up pictures of Prince Philip in the car looking like the inverse side of deer skin drawn torturously taut over a rack like proto-Cryptkeeper and his eyes were bulging in this tormented ocular yowl with his mouth gnarled back in a sneering rictus poo poo looked like he was looking death head on hovering in front of his very eyes as some kind of blind spot optic disc phantom and he was just in utter terror for those last few weeks as it chawed into his mortal coil man I was high as gently caress and I had a bad case of feeling like the JPEG was gonna turn and gaze into me at the other end of the computer screen and do the Donald Sutherland scream from Invasion of the Body Snatchers
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Oct 30, 2021 04:34
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When is the election to pick the new king or queen?
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Oct 30, 2021 04:48
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This Is the Zodiac posted:When is the election to pick the new king or queen? Enver Zogha fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Oct 30, 2021 |
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A good read about the funeral plans and such, which I'm betting will be before xmas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_London_Bridge
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