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DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY I may have initially read the thread title as being about Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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duddits posted:A good read about the funeral plans and such, which I'm betting will be before xmas. Didn’t know that the successor had to drive around in a Reliant Robin for three weeks after that.
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Oct 30, 2021 05:30
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Julius CSAR posted:
You fool! She's looking better than ever and will last another 50 years 
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Oct 30, 2021 05:43
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I didn't know New Zealand's not supposed to play punk music or songs by the band Queen during the period after the bitch dies.
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Oct 30, 2021 05:44
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Do you still poo poo urself when u die if ur the queen?
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Oct 30, 2021 06:11
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Can you imagjne? The queen is all like "Aww blimey me heart!!!!" *falls over* *FFFFFAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTZZZZZZ*
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Oct 30, 2021 06:13
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Don't get too excited, they'll just wish her back with the dragon balls.
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Oct 30, 2021 06:18
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It's going to gently caress me up when the Queen dies. All my money will be worthless.
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Oct 30, 2021 06:27
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duddits posted:A good read about the funeral plans and such, which I'm betting will be before xmas. Lol all these elaborate circle jerk plans and nobody is going to care. I bet less than half of Britain will give half a poo poo
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Oct 30, 2021 06:48
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Outrail posted:Lol all these elaborate circle jerk plans and nobody is going to care. I bet less than half of Britain will give half a poo poo I think you massively under-estimate the historical and cultural significance of QE2 dying and how over the top the British media will be about it. Will less than half of British people be heart broken and grief stricken that she died? Yeah sure, but the vast majority are going to care and mark the occasion as important.
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Oct 30, 2021 06:56
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What if the queen had 2 dicks ITT
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Oct 30, 2021 07:01
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Sid Vicious posted:dumbass old bitxch cant die soon enuough
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Oct 30, 2021 07:02
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Nooner posted:What if the queen had 2 dicks ITT Elisabeth is not a prude. She probably had more than 2 dicks
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Oct 30, 2021 07:04
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Haha eat poo poo Charles, you're an old bitch now too
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Oct 30, 2021 07:09
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Nooner posted:Can you imagjne? The queen is all like She’s old she probably shits herself now and then anyway.
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Oct 30, 2021 07:20
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Kinda wild that in her lifetime England went from the seat of arguably the dominant global empire to a tertiary global power in the post-WW2 era to the current global backwater that isn't even significant enough to have EU membership and whose top political leader is most known for getting stuck on a zipline. Surely her reign will be considered among the worst in terms of the securing the wealth and prominence of her homeland, right? I mean, there are probably worse, like whoever was in charge when the French conquered them in 1066, but that's going back pretty far.
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Oct 30, 2021 07:43
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Bad Purchase posted:Kinda wild that in her lifetime England went from the seat of arguably the dominant global empire to a tertiary global power in the post-WW2 era to the current global backwater that isn't even significant enough to have EU membership and whose top political leader is most known for getting stuck on a zipline. Surely her reign will be considered among the worst in terms of the securing the wealth and prominence of her homeland, right? I mean, there are probably worse, like whoever was in charge when the French conquered them in 1066, but that's going back pretty far. Also the prime minister fugged a pig head lol
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Oct 30, 2021 07:52
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Nooner posted:Also the prime minister fugged a pig head lol He wasn’t even dared to, he just saw a dead pig head and thought it would be funny.
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Oct 30, 2021 07:54
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Nooner posted:Also the prime minister fugged a pig head lol that was david cameron, a retired PM, right? or did boris also gently caress the pig cadaver?
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Oct 30, 2021 07:59
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theyre gonna sneak in gene shalit to act as a body double
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Oct 30, 2021 08:18
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Read the title as Deathmatch and now I desire to see her battle her Corgis
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Oct 30, 2021 08:27
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Maybe she has that purple poop disease that sends you mad like her ancestor had. King George the ** had it. They're all mad you know!
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Oct 30, 2021 10:51
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Bad Purchase posted:that was david cameron, a retired PM, right? or did boris also gently caress the pig cadaver? They're members of the same "groom future prime ministers and gather blackmail material on them so you can ensure they dance to your tune" Oxford society, so he may not have hosed a dead pig but a bunch of walking aristocratic cadavers definitely have footage of him doing something comparable. The initiation that is publically known is burning a 50 pound note in front of a homeless person, so you can work your way up from there to what you have to do before they let you become leader of the conservative party.
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Oct 30, 2021 11:13
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Mr. Bung posted:Maybe she has that purple poop disease that sends you mad like her ancestor had. King George the ** had it. They're all mad you know! I need to know more about this purple poop
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Oct 30, 2021 11:56
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Do we have Elton John on hold waiting to write a song for this one too or what
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Oct 30, 2021 11:56
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Finally royal 5 year olds will be allowed to wear long pants.
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Oct 30, 2021 11:59
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We're not even getting a day off for it ffs
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Oct 30, 2021 12:02
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Jose posted:We're not even getting a day off for it ffs Boris'll announce that he's defying the rules to give the British public the day off to mourn that they deserve and the Tories will bounce up another 5 points in the polls.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:08
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Jose posted:We're not even getting a day off for it ffs Imagine feeling like you'd be entitled to this in the first god drat place. In the US the entire Capitol Building and White House could be blown apart like in Independence Day and people wouldn't even expect an extra smoke break.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:11
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine feeling like you'd be entitled to this in the first god drat place. That's more about the US being a worker-hating dystopia, though.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:13
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine feeling like you'd be entitled to this in the first god drat place. America loves its veterans, but they better get their asses to work on Veteran’s Day.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:14
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Computer viking posted:That's more about the US being a worker-hating dystopia, though. No it's about the British being soft as hell losers, just like every single post I've ever made in my entire time on these forums has been.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:16
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Pistol_Pete posted:Boris'll announce that he's defying the rules to give the British public the day off to mourn that they deserve and the Tories will bounce up another 5 points in the polls. Good.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:26
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kntfkr posted:More like Fuckingham Phallus don’t bring me into this, Brits Out
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Oct 30, 2021 12:39
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Songbearer posted:Read the title as Deathmatch and now I desire to see her battle her Corgis She stop owning corgis because she doesn't want to die and leave them. And, while I don't like what she represent and did gently caress up a few time, she is the least worst of the "big" monarch. I am looking at you Belgium.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:43
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Bleusilences posted:She stop owning corgis because she doesn't want to die and leave them. Once again, the world's largest mirror is needed to deflect away from the U.K.
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Oct 30, 2021 12:58
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The next post will be "No I'm just saying though"
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Oct 30, 2021 13:01
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I mean at this point Elizabeth is only queen because she doesn't want Charles to be king and that's hilarious It's also hilarious that her favorite kid by all royal accounts is Prince Andrew, the bumbling, (allegedly) pedophilic scion of the House of Windsor
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Oct 30, 2021 13:02
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Finally, we can pass the crown onto a dutifully elected and truthful representative of the UK's people; any old rear end in a top hat
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Oct 30, 2021 13:02
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Maybe that cromwell guy wasn't so bad after all.
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