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Announcement: *presses play on a cassette tape of Jackie Wilson's Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher* |
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you took our Os, give it back!!!
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Oct 31, 2021 14:40
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Haha about that, funny story. It turns out the peeps down in aitch ee double hockey sticks really love their O's. Something about being useful to put around necks. Anyway to get the point we cut a deal with the big man and moved all those O's in bulk for a tidy profit. I think they're being used to torture the souls of the Mongol hordes now. Er, I wouldn't expect to see them again any time soon.
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Oct 31, 2021 14:46
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Oct 31, 2021 15:28
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:Wow this is not the inclusive forum that was advertised listen, maybe in the afterlife carpet cleaning is free or incredibly cheap or something, I don't know. but here on this mortal plane it costs an arm and a leg to get bloodstains out of our nice persian rugs. these "oceans of blood" you and your companion have been conjuring may seem amusing to you but it's danged expensive to clean up after, and we can't have it! so scoot, unless you're maybe willing to reimburse us for the damage? hmm? didn't think so.
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Oct 31, 2021 15:39
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We were just critiquing your poor choice of decor
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Oct 31, 2021 15:44
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I took the O's just because it felt good. It gave me a little thrill. And then I just threw them all out the window of a moving car. That's right. They're scattered all over the interstate highway. You're never getting 'em back. And maybe next year I'll do it again. Maybe I'll take some A's-- you like that? You like that you freaky little mortal creeps? You into that Georges Perec poo poo? You all make me sick. ---------------- |
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Oct 31, 2021 15:47
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:We were just critiquing your poor choice of decor I know I know, if it were up to you we'd decorate in screams and entrails. not everything has to be kitsch all the time, and we need those entrails! they let us digest things!
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Oct 31, 2021 15:51
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You mortals and your silly desire to digest things 
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Oct 31, 2021 15:58
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Ghouled Mango posted:I took the O's just because it felt good. It gave me a little thrill. And then I just threw them all out the window of a moving car. That's right. They're scattered all over the interstate highway. You're never getting 'em back. And maybe next year I'll do it again. Maybe I'll take some A's-- you like that? You like that you freaky little mortal creeps? You into that Georges Perec poo poo? here we go. every time you try to reason with a ghost, sooner or or later it comes down to excuses about postmodernism, or "ghostmodernism" as you abominations like to say. well guess what? it isn't funny! just substituting "ghost" for other words quickly becomes tiresome and obvious! get some new jokes, maybe you can run down to the joke store, which is coincidentally not in this subforum.
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Oct 31, 2021 16:07
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Manifisto posted:here we go. every time you try to reason with a ghost, sooner or or later it comes down to excuses about postmodernism, or "ghostmodernism" as you abominations like to say. well guess what? it isn't funny! just substituting "ghost" for other words quickly becomes tiresome and obvious! get some new jokes, maybe you can run down to the joke store, which is coincidentally not in this subforum. I'm aghost that you would say this ---------------- |
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Oct 31, 2021 16:09
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Manifisto posted:"ghostmodernism" Death  of the Author
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Oct 31, 2021 16:39
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Have i mentioned my position re: ghosts and whether or ain't i am afraid of them?
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Oct 31, 2021 16:39
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Oct 31, 2021 16:49
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alnilam posted:Have i mentioned my position re: ghosts and whether or ain't i am afraid of them? can't say it too many times imo! also thanks for coming out of retirement to help us deal with this situation, it's quickly escalating and my strategy for dealing with it, namely eating a bunch of tacos, doesn't seem to be doing much and I'm running out of hot sauce! |
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Oct 31, 2021 16:50
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Here, I have another sauce you can use as substitute. It's not exactly the same as hot sauce but, well as they red is red at the end of the day
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Oct 31, 2021 17:00
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:Here, I have another sauce you can use as substitute. It's not exactly the same as hot sauce but, well as they red is red at the end of the day So, ketchup, then? You truly are an evil monster! |
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Oct 31, 2021 17:36
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I've changed my stance slightly on the ghosts: All of them except the ghost who sucks my dick can go straight back to hell where they belong.
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Oct 31, 2021 17:55
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How about the ghosts that punch your dick, hot shot
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Oct 31, 2021 18:07
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ghost that sucks my dick at work is the hero we need in these trying times 
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Oct 31, 2021 18:51
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Oct 31, 2021 19:41
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Even after my account got possessed by one of those rascally ghosts, I still wanna believe that we can all chill here and be friends. But unchill ghosts? Bust 'em. Bust 'em real good.
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Oct 31, 2021 21:24
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All ghosts emanate a cold aura so we are inherently chill
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Oct 31, 2021 21:31
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i do not believe in ghosts unrelated why are there so many emptyposts itt Mormon Nailer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE this stresses me out so much for some reason (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Oct 31, 2021 21:43
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Oct 31, 2021 22:08
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Mormon Nailer posted:What if I just tell the ghosts that I am gay 
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Oct 31, 2021 22:29
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Oct 31, 2021 22:31
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Mormon Nailer posted:Maybe this means that I am a ghost??? ghost or no, you have not illegally appropriated ik powers and probated byob friends and messed up our thread tags! so you remain as welcome as ever
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Oct 31, 2021 22:41
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Mormon Nailer posted:What if I just tell the ghosts that I am gay May I introduce you to a friend of mine? 
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Oct 31, 2021 22:42
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oh goodness will you ghosts not stay busted?? you're like . . . some kind of restless spirit doomed to walk the earth or something, there's a metaphor that's on the tip of my tongue
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Oct 31, 2021 22:47
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Oct 31, 2021 22:52
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:WE LIKE IT HERE and the other one I can't blame you for liking it here but could you at least control your skeleton army? they're smashing our priceless chinese vase collection!
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Oct 31, 2021 22:55
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We will wreck all your vases. Maybe your plates as well. And do you have any mugs?
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Oct 31, 2021 23:01
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:We will wreck all your vases. Maybe your plates as well. And do you have any mugs? sure, cabinet down the hall
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Oct 31, 2021 23:05
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Oct 31, 2021 23:05
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Oct 31, 2021 23:12
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nnooooo! (runs and checks to see that my "knife to meet you" mug is still intact in its special hiding place) well that was close
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Oct 31, 2021 23:13
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What if we just, like Be nice to the ghosts and ask them to be our friends We could play HOT KNIFE with them |
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Oct 31, 2021 23:18
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Mormon Nailer posted:What if we just, like hot knife is a good idea but if they want to be friends they could start by returning our "o"s!
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