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hello friends and gentleorbs! you might have noticed some strange behavior recently in our beloved subforum. spectral appearances, rattling chains, snacks going missing, that sort of thing. I don't want to scare anyone, but I think we've been the victim of a haunting . . . by not one but two malevolent presences, full of the mischief and hatred we typically associate with coupons & deals. what's more these ghosts seem to have illegally appointed themselves with IK powers, which is decidedly impertinent! enough is enough! I'm sorry to use harsh language but ghosts are now ILLEGAL in byob, at least until they learn to behave themselves. so to any banshees, wraiths, and phantasms that may be lurking about, you are hereby asked to please exit the subforum quietly and above all QUICKLY. trouble us no more, maybe you'll find release from your eternal torment by posting in e/n or taking up a hobby or something. thanks in advance for your cooperation! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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ooooh, now I'm mad!!! |
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Oct 30, 2021 22:43
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Mormon Nailer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE yessss Bingo Bango posted:I gotta be honest here folks, bustin' makes me feel just 'okay'. idk maybe i'm not doing it right? a lot of these bustin' manuals I'm reading emphasize the importance of focusing on the ghost's experience
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Oct 30, 2021 23:39
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I hope someone with a big loving vacuum cleaner shows up to suck up these god-forsaken ghosts and send them straight back to hell where they belong. if you do it right, you can sort of suck the ghost out of the haunted location like sucking snot out of a baby's nose with one of those little bulb syringe things rmm your compassion is very byob but this is really for the protection of the ghost, so they don't hurt themselves (or someone else) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 31, 2021 01:34
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alnilam posted:I AIN'T afraid of no ghost    who ya gonna call? |
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Oct 31, 2021 08:31
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:Wow this is not the inclusive forum that was advertised listen, maybe in the afterlife carpet cleaning is free or incredibly cheap or something, I don't know. but here on this mortal plane it costs an arm and a leg to get bloodstains out of our nice persian rugs. these "oceans of blood" you and your companion have been conjuring may seem amusing to you but it's danged expensive to clean up after, and we can't have it! so scoot, unless you're maybe willing to reimburse us for the damage? hmm? didn't think so.
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Oct 31, 2021 15:39
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:We were just critiquing your poor choice of decor I know I know, if it were up to you we'd decorate in screams and entrails. not everything has to be kitsch all the time, and we need those entrails! they let us digest things!
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Oct 31, 2021 15:51
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Ghouled Mango posted:I took the O's just because it felt good. It gave me a little thrill. And then I just threw them all out the window of a moving car. That's right. They're scattered all over the interstate highway. You're never getting 'em back. And maybe next year I'll do it again. Maybe I'll take some A's-- you like that? You like that you freaky little mortal creeps? You into that Georges Perec poo poo? here we go. every time you try to reason with a ghost, sooner or or later it comes down to excuses about postmodernism, or "ghostmodernism" as you abominations like to say. well guess what? it isn't funny! just substituting "ghost" for other words quickly becomes tiresome and obvious! get some new jokes, maybe you can run down to the joke store, which is coincidentally not in this subforum.
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Oct 31, 2021 16:07
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alnilam posted:Have i mentioned my position re: ghosts and whether or ain't i am afraid of them? can't say it too many times imo! also thanks for coming out of retirement to help us deal with this situation, it's quickly escalating and my strategy for dealing with it, namely eating a bunch of tacos, doesn't seem to be doing much and I'm running out of hot sauce! |
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Oct 31, 2021 16:50
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ (no disrespect to the Neil Cicierega version intended) |
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Oct 31, 2021 19:41
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Mormon Nailer posted:Maybe this means that I am a ghost??? ghost or no, you have not illegally appropriated ik powers and probated byob friends and messed up our thread tags! so you remain as welcome as ever
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Oct 31, 2021 22:41
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oh goodness will you ghosts not stay busted?? you're like . . . some kind of restless spirit doomed to walk the earth or something, there's a metaphor that's on the tip of my tongue
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Oct 31, 2021 22:47
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:WE LIKE IT HERE and the other one  I can't blame you for liking it here but could you at least control your skeleton army? they're smashing our priceless chinese vase collection!
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Oct 31, 2021 22:55
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:We will wreck all your vases. Maybe your plates as well. And do you have any mugs? sure, cabinet down the hall
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Oct 31, 2021 23:05
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wait . . . I mean no, we don't have any mugs!!! |
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Oct 31, 2021 23:05
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nnooooo! (runs and checks to see that my "knife to meet you" mug is still intact in its special hiding place) well that was close
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Oct 31, 2021 23:13
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Mormon Nailer posted:What if we just, like hot knife is a good idea but if they want to be friends they could start by returning our "o"s!
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Oct 31, 2021 23:23
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finally, a gesture of common decency! *eyes narrow* say . . . these wouldn't happen to be still HAUNTED, would they? *a spectral barrel hoop appears behind me, fangs glistening*
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Oct 31, 2021 23:32
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:Yes we will definitely be your friends and definitely not lull you into a false sense of security until we can probate you all and take over the forum friend is just a letter away from being a fiend!
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Oct 31, 2021 23:36
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also, how do you have a gang tag?!? the mods didn't authorize any gang tags! |
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Oct 31, 2021 23:37
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Pragmatica posted:GHOSTS! AHHHHHH! well this is embarrassing we might have . . . a tiny little poltergeist problem going on just a very small, manageable, haunting by nightmarish creatures who hunger to devour our souls
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Nov 1, 2021 00:13
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Pragmatica posted:please let me know if you need my assistance! you are the professionals, and seem to have this under control so far….. right? haha of course *sweating* nothing we can't handle here . . .
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Nov 1, 2021 00:22
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Ghouled Mango posted:Join us... come join us... please come into the wing pit... BEGONE FOUL DEMON!! I BANISH THEE TO THE PITS OF HELL!! sorry about the "foul" bit, I'm trying to look good for my boss
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Nov 1, 2021 01:00
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h-hello? *listens intently, hears nothing* WE DID IT EVERYONE! ghosts . . . BUSTED! apparently
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Nov 1, 2021 02:56
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Heather Papps posted:sorry i'm sure this has already come up but aren't living people just ghosts trapped in meat? yes Heather Papps posted:are you killing people and then busting their ghost we would not do such a rude thing!! Heather Papps posted:or does the meat vehicle grant immunity? less "immunity" than a . . . reprieve of sorts?
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Nov 1, 2021 03:07
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AAAAAAAAH!! wow I didn't see you there! It's past midnight and you're still here . . . you leave us no choice . . . it's time to CROSS THE STREAMS!!  
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CROSS THE STREAMS HARDER!! please |
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