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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > the demokkkrats are going to be destrroyed in 2024 (inshallah)
 
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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
 JFK was the last president to do anything worthwhile, aka got his skull blasted into a dozen pieces by the CIA Lee Harvey Oswald.

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

tangy yet delightful posted:

Rule II.B.
Rule II.D.1.
Rule II.B.
Rule II.C.
Rules I.A.5, III.B.
Rules I.A.1, I.A.3.

lol
Whatever the new rules are there, it is absolutely loving hilarious to see them cited for probes.

Like lol, it's a "debate" forum on a dead comedy website, not a mortgage application.

* # ¿ Jun 24, 2022 22:51
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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
 "I need to add frozen water to this liquid that is 90% water" –A normal human being who is definitely not a lizardman

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ex post facho posted:

https://twitter.com/KThomasDC/statu...ingawful.com%2F

:thumbsup:
Working hard, thank you!

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

kalensc posted:

This is Tom Cruise in the Jon Voight mask from Mission:Impossible
That’s Lo Pan before he gets married and becomes human again.

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Vim Fuego posted:

Kill everyone over 35 IMO
:hmmyes:

Start with me, though.

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

The Jan 6 hearings are going to cause even less people to vote for dems
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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
 At least the Democrats' humiliation fetish remains in tact.

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ex post facho posted:

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1756685744356172144

:dementia:

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There is a large difference in how partisans view their respective nominees -- 73% of Democrats think Biden is too old to serve but only 35% of Republicans think Trump is too old to serve.

lol

oh, and lmao

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ex post facho posted:

we could do something about why the protests are happening, maybe we could even do some more positive pr spin... hmm, no, let's just suppress the protesters instead and *checks notes* send the Pinkertons to "vet attendees" lol

liberal snowflakes

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ex post facho posted:

man november is gonna be funny

https://twitter.com/nick_field90/status/1764336189073465503
* # ¿ Mar 3, 2024 18:57
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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Nichael posted:

well done joe

we did it joe

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Retromancer posted:

Would love to pick the brain of this person to see what action should be taken. I'm imagining a 60 foot wall built around the Bronx.

Only 24 years too late, but we're finally here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-pXyOp44Po

* # ¿ Apr 2, 2024 23:01
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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ex post facho posted:

https://twitter.com/umichvoter/status/1776997853426008498
lol he is going to hand Trump like 400 EVs at this point

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ben shapino posted:

skill issue
av+post combo that made me want to punch my monitor

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Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
 biden ate ice cream while gaza burned

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