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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf


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old friend
Dec 29, 2019


pity reply

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

old friend posted:

pity reply

D:<

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

old friend posted:

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ay gently caress you that second one had me laughing t( ^ ^ t)

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
This turd knife is far too blunt and not long enough to reach around my behind, which is swollen with the coming of the rains.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

awful stuff op, thanks for nothing

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Crap lode of fries. :crossarms:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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first review furiously measured their toilet bowl with a micrometer but didnt flush beforehand lol

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Oct 31, 2021

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
gently caress y'all, these threads are always fun.

While I look for actual reviews to post,

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.


Over 1200 reviews on crackers.







I have opinions on sprinkles.



It's important we find cheese puffs that our kid will eat because

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Mega64 posted:




I have opinions on sprinkles.



It's important we find cheese puffs that our kid will eat because

These are both excellent

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
I love this sort of review on TripAdvisor for restaurants or whatever

'excellent service and food, but the weather outside was awful, 1 star'

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

This moron, this stupid loving idiot and his dumb Nana (may she rest in peace)

Jimmies are chocolate sprinkles, not the rainbow kind

GOD

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

rustycage0108

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The Bloop posted:

This moron, this stupid loving idiot and his dumb Nana (may she rest in peace)

Jimmies are chocolate sprinkles, not the rainbow kind

GOD

As a kid in Massachusetts, all sprinkles were jimmies.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


they are actually called hundreds and thousands

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I always liked the Amazon reviews where it's like someone says something like "does this operating on 12V?" and somebody will reply "I'm not sure, sorry"

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel

FUCK YOURFRIEND!
I have a friend who gets sent free poo poo from wal mart for writing these reviews.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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He's paid to write one star reviews?

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

He's paid to write one star reviews?

I never knew I wanted a job so badly

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
A dark chapter in Austin's history

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I remember I found a review on some... biscuit dough maybe? Where it was someone talking about it being a great brand for tea parties and when I looked up the name it was a 30 something year old man posting pictures of himself having tea parties with children's dolls

can't find it again sorry :rip:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Aardvark! posted:

I remember I found a review on some... biscuit dough maybe? Where it was someone talking about it being a great brand for tea parties and when I looked up the name it was a 30 something year old man posting pictures of himself having tea parties with children's dolls

can't find it again sorry :rip:

"Oh uh, yeah, heheh, how weird and crazy i just accidentally found this, isnt it wierd? Heheh wow!" - A SomethingAwful mod

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J19YbJJo8GU&t=565s

Well... This game ain't my bag, baby! (Austin Powers says 'gently caress me baby' at 09:65)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dignity Van Houten posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J19YbJJo8GU&t=565s

Well... This game ain't my bag, baby! (Austin Powers says 'gently caress me baby' at 09:65)

I'm having some trouble navigating to 09:65 on this video.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Lolling @ idea of fake Austin Powers with an incredibly foul mouth

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

YeahTubaMike posted:

A dark chapter in Austin's history

Goldmember wasn’t already a dark enough chapter?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Putting that on my Ebay buy list

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hit the nail on the head

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.








I like how most of the positive reviewers use them as burp rags or cleaning cloths instead of diapers.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
"These baby diapers are too small for me, an adult. I feel like this could have been made clearer. 1 star"

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Why does Subway ask for a dollar when I want to use their fountains?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mega64 posted:



Over 1200 reviews on crackers.

I feel like there’s a good chance that the crackers are upside down in this scenario.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

YOURFRIEND posted:

I have a friend who gets sent free poo poo from wal mart for writing these reviews.

I now have a goal in life.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven


Well, I always knew there was no god, but now I have proof

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Dignity Van Houten posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J19YbJJo8GU&t=565s

Well... This game ain't my bag, baby! (Austin Powers says 'gently caress me baby' at 09:65)

Explain yourself, what the gently caress is 09:65

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Not much, what's 09:65 with you?

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Wine em
Dine em
9:65 em

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