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Sometimes, if I have too much butter on the knife after spreading my toast, I put it back in the tub even if it has toast crumbs all in it.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Eating toast with jam as I type this, fight me. You didn't say as a topping. You might be eating the jam as a side dish.
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Can't wait to see the actual wording of that bill "A person shall be committing an offense if he or she knowingly replies to a tweet that already has 10 or more replies"
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learnincurve posted:Ok friends get ready for a good one from universal credit. They'll get you next time, gadget!! 
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I made my own First Class flying experience by fashioning a device out of wood that prevented the seat in front of me from reclining  that's all i needed reallye: 7 is the only known number that is equal to 7
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OwlFancier posted:Honestly the whole idea of meeting people in real life is just odd to me, goons.txt
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feedmegin posted:I am on a quite high London salary I found a rich! Gettim!
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Paper Planes posted:Hi UKMT Since you're on annual leave you could simply say you've booked a holiday and will be out of the country and unreachable, and tough poo poo
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kecske posted:Ypres Pan
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Nov 4, 2021 14:10
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Blair cannot die. You know this
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Nov 4, 2021 23:01
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Reminds me of Six Chip Twat
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crispix posted:wanna know where he gets his eyebrows done Halfway up his forehead, clearly
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big scary monsters posted:More like Julie Bin (what she should get inside of). Wheelie Bindel
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stev posted:'jommomy cromcrom' This is a whimsical English biscuit from the 1920s isn't it
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Nov 7, 2021 22:50
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a pipe smoking dog posted:my man boobs bring all the boys to the yard
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My office (which can be reasonably described as Extremely Woke) is doing a survey Is, uh, "underclass" an accepted term?  E:  Critical Race Theory mentioned this is literally the first time I've seen it in the wild outside of the internet
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What about the JAMMERS
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I'm happy for someone else to do twitter numbers with it, twit away I'm not doxxing myself by naming the source though 
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loving wot Right I think I'm done. I'm probably the last one out as far as this thread is concerned but I'm finally quitting labour
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People love getting angry though Hence this thread
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Nov 10, 2021 18:42
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Guavanaut posted:The UK does pretty well by perceptions of public sector corruption standards I'm glad they waited until the yellow was blinding before they switched from white to black font
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I don't normally venture into twitter but the Wellcome Collection has an exhibition that features, among others, this artist, whose art i rather enjoy. I saw this and thought of this thread https://twitter.com/davidshrigley/status/1449268015770607617 
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Nonsense posted:Wear a poppy for Lowtax. We remember the fallen (from grace) (and from the top of the stairs, which I assume is how he hosed up his spine)
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keep punching joe posted:tldr Lowtax spent all his money so his ex and kids would get nothing in the divorce and then shot himself.
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Chris chan is dead??
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Noxville posted:Not quite a verbal contract, it was in an email, but yeah before any payment terms had even been mentioned Payment terms are a two way street. Say you will only pay for it on completion, nothing before, and he will likely gently caress off
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The Perfect Element posted:This this this. Just get out ASAP. https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/979810839749210112
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For maximum cuntness I expect Boris to call an election right after the queen dies and ride the tory oval office patriotism wave to eternal tory oval office leadership
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sebzilla posted:She's been having a grand old time on Tinder since Phil died. Pronouns: We
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Nov 14, 2021 11:15
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The BBC's head of news has told black staff to get used to hearing news they don't like
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Nov 14, 2021 11:23
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josh04 posted:"This is what Princess Diana said we are all waiting for" is some primo Brit-anon, right? Here in the UK we call it queue-Anon E: drat I was beat
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Nov 14, 2021 18:06
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peanut- posted:I never know if this account is real news or not, but holy poo poo if it is. Someone was seriously going to blow up a maternity hospital? Islamic state have been blowing up maternity hospitals since before it was cool. There are some extremely hosed up people out there.
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Tarnop posted:Thanks! A lot of my office has joined Prospect and we're aiming for union recognition. They have been very involved in this effort. They also provide what seems like an endless stream of zoom seminars on all kinds of workplace topics, often with Q&A sessions. I can't speak for their 1-on-1 advice though.
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bessantj posted:From each according to me, to each according to you.
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Nov 15, 2021 11:28
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I can't imagine a q-anon nut job being able to build a bomb without (a) being incredibly obvious about it (b) blowing themselves up Like Al Quaida improvised bomb makers are pretty well trained and even they're missing a few fingers
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Noxville posted:I mean it didn’t seem a particularly impressive bomb given the cabbie was in the front when it went off and was basically unharmed Never underestimate the strength of that vomit screen
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Nov 15, 2021 13:26
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OwlFancier posted:On the plus side if it does get attached to some deranged right wing cause hopefully it makes them less popular. BREAKING: Bomber is found to be regular Tory party member with no other distinguishing features CON (+3)
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big scary monsters posted:e: Apparently Pure Tuber is not formerly Vanced, Vanced is here: https://vancedapp.com/. This sounds very appealing but I'd like to know more about people's experience of this. So far it's been a faff: 1) first I download the "vanced manager" 2) then i change my phone's settings to install .apk's from unknown sources because it didn't come from the play store 3) then i download something called microG which is apparently necessary but for what i don't know 4) then i download youtube vanced 5) and then - and this is where i get concerned - i have to hand over my google account credentials to sign in to youtube via vanced. How secure is this?
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a pipe smoking dog posted:loving hell the second he's not a Muslim it's immediately lone wolf mental health issues. If he spent time in an asylum that does rather point to mental issues, yes
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