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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Sometimes, if I have too much butter on the knife after spreading my toast, I put it back in the tub even if it has toast crumbs all in it. Broken Britain
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 09:02 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:32 |
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Anyone capable of paying so little attention to a house that it can be sold and them not notice for over three months deserves everything they get imo
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 12:10 |
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fuctifino posted:Exactly this. Yeah fair enough, I read the article consistently saying "house" and not "home" and jumped to landlord bastard conclusions.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 12:48 |
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TACD posted:What the gently caress is an infinity toilet It's where the piss goes right up to the rim of the bowl so it looks like there's piss all the way to the horizon when you're in it.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2021 13:25 |
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Suspended sentence and 200 hours of community service for Claudia Webbe. Also expelled from the Labour Party (having previously lost the whip) Recall petition automatically triggered if she doesn't appeal (or fails an appeal) I think. Lots of by-elections lining up.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 17:15 |
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https://twitter.com/FreeNorthNow/status/1456547555614003201 tl;dr Labour owes this guy £185 because he claimed they "mis-sold" him membership by not trying to win the 2017 election and they didn't bother contesting it
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 14:28 |
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stev posted:There's also Dr Cox in Scrubs. Yeah but his name is Percival, not Brian
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 12:43 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:My office (which can be reasonably described as Extremely Woke) is doing a survey You could do some numbers on Twitter with that poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2021 18:23 |
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https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1458541727061577732?t=ggdxdXGbub60uk_uvyaAUg&s=19
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2021 23:05 |
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keep punching joe posted:Had the honour of meeting Lowtax once at a charity do. He was unsurprisingly disappointing and very unfunny. From the Sun article: "Another simply wrote: "Had the pleasure of meeting Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.""
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 15:56 |
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Leyburn posted:Nice for him to be involved in at least one funny thing on the internet in the past 20 years. Gaming Garbage or whatever his youtube thing was called was fun when it was him and Shmorky falling through level geometry of terrible games made by idiots.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2021 22:02 |
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If I know anything about synods it's that being dead never prevented anyone from attending before.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 12:12 |
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radmonger posted:Sounds more like the work of the trains agenda. Welcome to tiny tran world, Winston
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 16:55 |
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https://twitter.com/alexnunns/status/1459206421489360898 Receipts
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 18:16 |
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https://twitter.com/zarahsultana/status/1459232761320030222?s=20 Genuinely heartwarming stuff
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 19:55 |
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Lungboy posted:https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1459812319760900096?s=20 She's been having a grand old time on Tinder since Phil died.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 11:01 |
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endlessmonotony posted:Just realized something. So that when you shoot the eye with your hook shot and it rotates the corridor you still have something to walk on
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 23:50 |
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Tarnop posted:Thanks! I'm a Prospect rep (very new and as yet untrained but still) and they're/we're alright!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2021 11:15 |
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"The villain of the piece is Stanley Johnson. Bower portrays him as an absent father and violent husband, who punched his wife so hard he broke her nose. Johnson Snr is faithless and a creep: in the parched summer of 1976, he told the family’s two au pairs that the water shortage made washing clothes impossible and therefore they would have to follow the lead set by him and his wife and walk around naked, which they duly did. Naturally, Stanley began sleeping with one of the two young women, in full knowledge of his children."
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 13:06 |
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c0burn posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1460631938327355398?t=bk4urbVOcnv30_PhVhYwBA&s=19 Perfectly timed to make Starmer's speech he's just made at least 90% redundant
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 16:48 |
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OwlFancier posted:That actually is a shame because acapella motorbikes could have rivalled the current world champions of riddly diddly Incredible.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 23:13 |
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Its 7am dude I'm not reading all that
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 08:39 |
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forkboy84 posted:Prospect are a union for melty white collar professionals. Don't do me like this, man
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2021 11:48 |
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Normal media, normal country https://twitter.com/BareLeft/status/1461990423598092288?t=Y7qGDJH9qPA_SVPzohH3eQ&s=09
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 14:46 |
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feedmegin posted:Even if true (and yes it certainly is to some extent, something something that proverb about anyone young voting Tory has no heart and anyone old voting Labour has no head or however it goes) - a) I'm not sure it was /this/ polarised; about 80% of olds vote Tory/Brexit these days and b) the Boomer generation is a thing and there are a lot of them and c) the things that make people vote Tory (like owning houses) are concentrated in them. The strongest voting correlation is with wealth and always has been iirc. It just so happens that older people tend to have more of it, so that tracks pretty strongly too. Therefore, we can solve all of our problems by simply
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 09:55 |
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Tarnop posted:before you get to spend a penny Old people wee quite a lot though I think
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2021 20:23 |
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DarkCrawler posted:Why does watching Trump elicit hate in me, but watching Johnson elicits pity and slight concern? Is it just the accent? Like every time, every time I watch him speak it is "Oh no, why isn't this person's caretaker stopping him from doing this?" I'm the opposite. Trump is funny because at least it's not my idiot country that he's in charge of and he's basically just a shitposter. Also the liberal handwringing if he wins again will be incredible. Johnson is just depressing when we could have had an actually good PM for the first time in my life.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2021 23:52 |
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Barry Foster posted:Am I crazy for being suspicious? No, I would a) not give strangers my wifi password and b) always lock my door if I were you.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2021 11:24 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:just trebuchet the cars across and catch them on the other side in a big net Just build a big ramp and jump the river
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2021 22:12 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:just upload your consciousness, explode the car on one side of the river, 3d print a new one on the other side and insert yourself into the usb port on the other side Just the first step and the final two to work out now, Elon
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2021 22:18 |
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I can't believe it's still Tuesday
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 13:43 |
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So you're telling me Durham *doesn't* offer modules in fuckonomics and pimpology? drat, better fix my UCAS form.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 15:35 |
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serious gaylord posted:https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1464005004059103232?t=PjZEbJ3qmjTeCEiG4kwcIA&s=19 Clearly *checks notes* Knutton is a hotbed of extremist woke leftism and it's good that they're no longer a part of the Labour project.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2021 14:10 |
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Bankschat and boatnamechat in one day, but no crossing of the streams? Unusual.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2021 17:49 |
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Ataxerxes posted:That was fun to do in Eve, name your ships things like Insubstantial, Inperceivable, Incoherent, Inconstant and so on. Inconceivable Indistinguishable Inch
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2021 10:33 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:32 |
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Lib Dem skills wallets?
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2021 19:36 |