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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Going to jail for quoting this post :smith:

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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Doubt it will make any difference to the BBC, just today John Mcanus posted this:

https://twitter.com/PandoraSylvana/status/1455512234017316874?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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The Question IRL posted:

I see that this threads favorite Billionaire was in the news yesterday.

For those who hadn't seen it, this is basically it.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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THE PISS MUST FLOW
Into a gutter because the public toilets have been sold off and converted into 8 compact studio apartments for £300pw

Not sure how selling everything off ties into the whole 'levelling up after a decade of austerity' thing, but I'm not good at government.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Pig (industry) fucker does it again :mrapig:

quote:

One problem for pork producers is that any meat exported to the EU for butchering would not be allowed to be labelled as British pork when reimported to the UK for sale.

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1455850220781293571?s=20




Failed Imagineer posted:

I'd love to simulate the experience of being 3' and taking a VR Ryanair flight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4CrH9DeGWE

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Gort posted:

I doubt the "British pork" label really means much any more in terms of sales, people will buy what's available, EU or otherwise.

True, but it's very lol that brexit means we have to send ARE BRITISH HOGs to the EU because the EU workers we told to gently caress off ignore our begging.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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So did 98 Tories, they would have voted it through if required.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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fuctifino posted:

It looks like Labour 'lost' everyone's personal info:

So someone clicked on a sexyladies.jpg.bat.vbs attachment and they got cryptod?

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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goddamnedtwisto posted:

if it does then Labour have their entire contact database to a third party for some reason

Maybe keith sent it to them so they can find the leftists.

Sorry guillotinefucker69@gmail.com, you have been banned from the party.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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peanut- posted:

British columnists are a truly unique class of brain

https://twitter.com/rcolvile/status/1457271787943829504?s=21

Can't imagine how people could reach that conclusion

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1457248035394756608?s=20

also

quote:

Meanwhile, the Home Office is refusing to share the results of its own research into what the public think of its nationality and borders bill

officials argue that the “balance of the public interest lies in… withholding the information”, seeming to overlook that the data is from a public consultation on an issue of widespread national debate

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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His Divine Shadow posted:

Put this in your ublock custom filter list and you will also not see that annoying message.

somethingawful.com##.ignored

Do this and you won't see quotes from that user either
code:
forums.somethingawful.com##.postbody > .bbc-block:-abp-contains(A_USERNAME)

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Poors can solve the hashes by

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Amazing what the uk media can find when they bother to investigate this stuff rather than writing another 5000 words of terf.txt

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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It doesn't say who the legal work was for though, going to be great if it was Mishcon de Reya.

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1458382586036817923?s=20


I'm pretty sure every non agency job contract i've had has a clause about not having second jobs. I guess that sort of thing is just for the little people who need to be beholden to one employer, not people who are rich and/or supposed to be concentrating on running the country.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Surely a Conservative PM wouldn't blow up the entire country to deal with an internal party issue :ohdear:

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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The trans agenda wants to turn your child into a coal barge.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Guavanaut posted:

"Some schools are offering free condoms. Schools should not be having sex with children."

They'll try though

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Just fks me off that Johnson is considerably scruffier than Corbyn ever was yet the voters don't care about that but were always banging on about it for Corbyn.

When it's time for the voters to care the BBC edit in old footage to make boris look less poo poo.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Red Oktober posted:

Betteridge's law of headlines means that he’ll be ok.

But the answer in this case is "yes".
It just won't result in anything happening to him.

Meanwhile, a benefits claimant forgets to declare £6 of income and gets sanctioned.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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big scary monsters posted:

My friend, please install uBlock Origin in your browser and Pure Tuber (formerly Vanced) on your Android mobile device. Unfortunately I haven't found anything that will work on a smart TV yet.

Pure Tuber has nothing to do with Vanced, they just really want you to think it does.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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big scary monsters posted:

I dunno I had Play version of Vanced installed and then one day it changed to Pure Tuber. Unless I was taken in by some weird fake Vanced. But it works as advertised, no complaints from me.

There is no play version of Vancedapp, so it's a weird fake version.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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img stolen from a yosposter

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Ms Adequate posted:

Aye when it comes to veggies just pop down to Clive's in Newtownards and he'll sort you out with fresher, crisper, juicier veg than anything you'd find in the UK.

At the heavy cost of going to Newtownards.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Grayling as chancellor :shepface:

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Lungboy posted:

A lot of time has been spent on various news programmes over the weekend to discuss the migrant issue and I didn't hear a single person give any reasons for why migrants might legitimately want to come to the UK.

The Home Office has researched it but refuses to release the data (because it doesn't match their narrative)

quote:

Home Office minister Chris Philp has claimed that accepting asylum seekers who have travelled through Europe “creates a pull factor where migrants are incentivised to undertake dangerous and illegal journeys”.

Yet when the Home Office was asked for evidence to support its claims, it refused
x

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Always a good sign when they need to put out a statement that the PM is not pissing and making GBS threads himself

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1463151371054632972?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Looking forward to the Unicron variant.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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Looks like masks are back in fashion
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1464647103871913989?s=20

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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How to determine if someone is a 'good culture fit' when CVs are anonymized.

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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



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OwlFancier posted:

If you're just talking to a camera in general that's gonna make you look like a weird robot unless you are specifically practiced at acting. Your body language doesn't work if you aren't talking to a person, or at least you cannot mentally trick yourself into acting as if you are, which is a skill I don't think many people just have.

Don't worry, the replies have a solution
https://twitter.com/sarahoconnor_/status/1465653611296403456?s=20

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