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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Well, it's that time of the year again.
You all know the drill - if you want to be sent a literal bag of horseshit, a spraypainted squirrel, a swasdicka or various other wondrous items, sign up here.

I've set up hailsecretsatan2021@outlook.com for you to all secretly send your deets to.
What I need:
Your username.
A shipping address.
Whether you're OK with shipping internationally.
Do you like booze and/or weed
Any other relevant information.

Then make a post ITT so I can cross-reference.

We try not to go too overboard so generally say about a $50 limit, but that usually gets blown apart with some of our weird and wonderful ideas. I'll close entries towards the end of November and aim to get names out by early December. It's likely that supply chain issues will gently caress with delivery times, but I love Secret Satan so let's just roll with it.

Hail Satan



LIST OF HEROES
Two Finger
Duzzy Funlop
Vincent Van Goatse
MonkeyWash
Ataxerxes
Pigsfeet on Rye
Naked Bear
Pantslesswithwolves
Nullscan
shame on an IGA
stinkypete
Click Beelay
McNally
Hekk
barcley
TheOriginalBigDave
Laranzu
FrozenVent
Wroughtirony
Time Crisis Actor
Godholio
Mr Nice
Brute Squad
Wingnut Ninja


Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Nov 24, 2021

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

I’m in! TF, I’ll send you my details shortly.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Make sure you actually send me your address this time

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I'm down as well, sent my deets via mail.

/edit:
Might be worth seriously considering to only combine Euros this year (if possible via the amount of sign-ups) due to the absolutely massive strain on global logistics, both currently and in terms of how much worse it's going to get until Christmas.
Due to sea-freight being turbo-hosed, half the world has been scrambling to send interim-shipments via air-freight to avoid stockouts due to delayed sea-freight, and this has already brought some of the European hubs to the breaking point, nevermind the customs offices attached to them.

Current standing advice to suppliers shipping to Europe is to avoid Frankfurt airport AT ALL COSTS.

And we're still more than a month and a half away from Christmas.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Nov 2, 2021

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'm in on this.

MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse



I'm in for my second year, I got the hang of it now.

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?
I'm in.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
I'm in!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hail Satan :clint:

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Let's do a thing. Gonna send some fun Korean stuff to someone!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I took a year off but it's back baby lets do this lets go mets love da mets

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I've added a list of participants based on emails I've received, if you think you should be there but aren't please let me know!!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Also one further note - as highlighted supply chains are likely to be an issue. If you are ordering for someone overseas, it might be best to look for a local supplier and have it delivered directly rather than using Amazon or similar.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I am in Hail Santa Hail Satan

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

Yes pls.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
My gifts are ready.

SIGN UP, Y'ALL, I NEED TO SEND THIS poo poo INTERNATIONALLY!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Dammit I hate having to sit these out.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally posted:

Dammit I hate having to sit these out.

So don't :)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

McNally posted:

Dammit I hate having to sit these out.

Scotland hasn't split off yet, you still have the Royal Mail.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Fine, fine, sign me up.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Godholio posted:

Scotland hasn't split off yet, you still have the Royal Mail.

are you playing?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yep, there will be an email at some point.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I am in again this year.

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

---

Soiled Meat
I'm all up on this

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
I'm in!

LETS DO THIS WOOOOOOO

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
SENT.
IT BEGINS.
HIS ARRIVAL SHALL BRING LAUGHTER UNTIL IT HURTS>

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I’m frozenvent and I promise not to mail someone a bag of dick this year.

Ok promise is a strong word.

I’m down for anything really, but I live in Canada. Interests include boats and boat related things, and generally being an overly online rear end in a top hat. Also my gf is terrified of garden gnomes.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Terrible Robot and I are in (as one santa/santee, not separate)

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Also in

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Who is going to accidentally send radioactive stuff this year? I have a new Geiger counter at the ready!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





OK, I've updated the list according to the emails I have. If your name isn't there but you think it should be, get in touch.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Email finally sent.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



In.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I'm in. Let's do it.

I need more signed dog pics.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





All updated once more. 23 names so far. Let's get triple that.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Oh hey, I've always missed this before, but I'm on land and at home this time around, so I'm in.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





One week left to sign up folks. Get your names in if you want in. Otherwise live in regret forever.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I am in

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Almost forgot about this. I'm in!

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Monday is my day off, so I'll close this then and try get names out that night. That's Sunday your time.

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