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FrozenVent posted:This gives a better idea of the size of the loving bone. So we got our big dog one of those bones a long time ago. After a week or so he buried it. Then a few months later he dug it up and brought this rotten nasty lump into the kitchen. Fun times cleaning that up. lol
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Crab Dad posted:So we got our big dog one of those bones a long time ago. After a week or so he buried it. Smart dog dry aging the bone.
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I received a VERY well packed bounty of goods from Pigsfeet on Rye this afternoon, thank you so much! https://imgur.com/a/23gQENW
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MonkeyWash posted:I received a VERY well packed bounty of goods from Pigsfeet on Rye this afternoon, thank you so much! Oh, man, I'm glad it got there on time and safe! I wanted to send local stuff, so the meat sticks are from a local butcher, the rum is from a distillery about 20 miles away, and the hot sauce is made about 15 miles away. Enjoy!
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Dec 24, 2021 23:06
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Oh, man, I'm glad it got there on time and safe! I wanted to send local stuff, so the meat sticks are from a local butcher, the rum is from a distillery about 20 miles away, and the hot sauce is made about 15 miles away. Enjoy! I went to Basic and later did a mobilization in NJ but never got to taste the local wares, so thanks!
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What's this? A package from California?  And it's for me, no less  This is classy as hell, and the suspense is killing me  Oh my dear lord, it's a selection of hand-crafted soap bars that are almost too pretty to actually use  Thank you so much, Hekk...wait a minute...  Listen, I've already gushed about how much of a smile your "first half" of this year's secret satan gift brought to me, and I felt genuinely guilty when you let me know that there was somehow yet another shipment coming from the US to complement that gift. I was already stoked when I found out that the shipment had been delivered to a neighbor (after being extremely apprehensive that it may get lost if it's delivered before I'm back home again), and when I unwrapped it and looked at the contents, I was happy as hell. You already made my Christmas with your initial gift, but Mama Hekk emasculating you in the follow-up shipment with the finest hints of passive-aggressiveness reduced me to tears of laughter. Thank the both of you so goddamn much. Papa Hekk and Mama Hekk, you're the goodest of people!
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Dec 26, 2021 22:14
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I am happy to hear that everything got there ok. My wife and I took up making soap over the last year. I hope you enjoy some of the stuff we made.
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Dec 26, 2021 23:30
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gently caress you, twofings. Suck a whole bag of dicks.
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FrozenVent posted:For twelve years you've been asking "Who is Frozen Vent?" This is Frozen Vent speaking. I'm the man who's taken away your cabotage and thus destroyed your world.
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Crab Dad posted:I sent out my item for my receiver yesterday. Should arrive on the 24. Merry Christmas! I bought them from Amazon.co.uk and packed them in my luggage when I came home so technically this is a present from Scotland! Dear my Santa: I'm heading off for a couple weeks so your present will probably show up then. Sorry.
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Dec 28, 2021 03:11
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My day began at 5 am with a trip to the airport and featured hits like “Not Touching that N95 for 12 hours” and “Indefinite Weather Delays.” I got home, picked up my dogs, and checked the mail that had been held for the past week… (With two dinguses in the background for scale.) What could be inside?  Only some super cool poo poo courtesy of the real OG Crab Dad/LingcodKilla! Thanks a lot, man, this stuff is great! Hoping to get my gift out in the next few days!
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Dec 28, 2021 04:57
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Cabotage is a somewhat outdated concept however… Wait, you almost got me.
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Dec 28, 2021 06:41
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shocked and appalled by the complete absence of quiche but bravo, anonymous benefactor, this print is almost as fresh and local as the ingredients it demands. 
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Dec 28, 2021 20:52
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It took a while for the sex assess to be delivered due to supply chain issues but the "package" has been "sent".
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shame on an IGA posted:shocked and appalled by the complete absence of quiche but bravo, anonymous benefactor, this print is almost as fresh and local as the ingredients it demands. 
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Dear goon in MD there should be a parcel incoming today, or so say the USPS
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shame on an IGA posted:shocked and appalled by the complete absence of quiche but bravo, anonymous benefactor, this print is almost as fresh and local as the ingredients it demands. There’s more coming 
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Ataxerxes posted:Dear goon in MD there should be a parcel incoming today, or so say the USPS A package with cryptic runes arrived from a foreign land  The teapot must have some kind of Finnish cultural meaning behind it that I'm 100% not getting. Do you use it when socially distancing in your ice caves? I'm also downright giddy at having a Balalaika show to watch while trying and failing to eat the candy.  Fits Perfectly. Turns the sexy up a notch.  Thanks Ataxerxes of the Frozen North! Second time you've come through with great gifts =) I am laughing that you had to declare the stuffing paper.
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Time Crisis Actor posted:There’s more coming that's a relief I was half expecting to find out it wasn't any of you
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pantslesswithwolves posted:My day began at 5 am with a trip to the airport and featured hits like “Not Touching that N95 for 12 hours” and “Indefinite Weather Delays.” I got home, picked up my dogs, and checked the mail that had been held for the past week… Glad you like it. Took some searching to find the most local fish I could find.
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I got a box delivered from UPS shortly after lunch today. Looks like it was from my Secret Satan. What's this? A memo?  We have our own seal now?  It's no red stapler but it's probably more useful.  Now I can get the best parts of Twitter without actually having to go on Twitter.  This is super cool and will be put to good use printing out a ton of D&D minis for my son and I to paint.  Very cool stuff all around. I appreciate the gifts Godholio.
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what the gently caress i need a whole pile of shirts with that seal please
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:what the gently caress i need a whole pile of shirts with that seal please No poo poo that's amazing
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:what the gently caress i need a whole pile of shirts with that seal please paging McNally to the thread
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Not even joking, would absolutely wear a shirt with that logo and some fake special unit designation Also, I absolutely need that letterhead
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I have received gift and will post pictures. It’s really good. Thanks, Laranzu!! Have had a lot of stuff to deal with. Apologies for the late shipping myself, but my gift should be out today.
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Could whoever sent stuff to Finland check the code and see if it is waiting pickup? Our local post office is terrible with foreign parcels and sometimes don't inform the recipient that they should come and pick up their stuff. Almost happened last year.
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I received a package Thursday or Friday and forgot to post it, oops! Thanks Barcley! The chick tract is great, I've never read one. The booze and shirt are excellent as well. I've been dragging my feet getting the last bit for mine before I ship it, sorry! I've already contacted my santee about it, but I'll get it sent soon.
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Back at my parents' house after a visit elsewhere, no Secret Satan present for me. Dear Satan: I fly back to Scotland on Friday, so I hope it's almost here.
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      Thanks Maria and TR!
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A package arrived today. It arrived FexEx next-day which makes me feel incredibly guilty. I know I'm leaving in a couple days but jeez, that must have cost almost as much as shipping to Scotland would have (possibly as much or more?). Return address is in DC which makes me feel even more guilty, it probably would have been cheaper to walk it over. And DC is practically walking distance to me in the US (relatively speaking). Anyway, let's open it up.   There's definitely stuff in this box. Though I must have opened the wrong end.  Always start with the card.  Thanks, PWW! Let's start with the firearm of legendary reputation.  Oh, oh dear. It's a good thing this wasn't sent to me in Scotland after all. Wait, what's this?  OH gently caress YEAH Let's check out the book!  Well this owns. And it fits nicely with my field since so many commercial arms made it across the pond for the Civil War!  I look forward to drinking this coffee. A lot.   Especially out of this mug. Christmas has been saved! Hooray!!
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Man, I'm just glad it got there! When I saw your last post I decided I didn't have the time to wait for one last thing to make it to me (mail in my area has been atrocious on account of the weather and COVID) and wanted to be sure it would make it there before you left. It wasn't super duper expensive to begin with. Hope you enjoy all the stuff! Also, sorry you had to suffer through my handwriting, I know it looks like a demented third grader's.
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I got my secret Santa gift.  The box gets a Juniper's approval  Oh hey, some snacks, a t-shirt, and a terrible book. Also not pictured a card. Thanks slimpickens for the gift! Wait there is one more gift?  HOLY poo poo  I EXPLAINED THE INTERNET STORY BEHIND THIS TO THE WIFE AND SHE SAID TO "USE LOTION ON IT" LMAOOOOOO
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ElMaligno posted:
Well, uh...that's certainly a keeper  Also, I can breathe easy again it seems  Still haven't beat the record for time-in-transit that I set when sending a gift to MA-Horus (I think?), but constant customs/transit hell is a motherfucker /edit: Hell yes, package cleared customs. Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Jan 14, 2022 |
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ElMaligno posted:I got my secret Santa gift. Holy poo poo is that the same copy of Trigger Warning I sent back last year?
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Finally got mine. Thanks Naked Bear, the beer was excellent and the books look interesting! 
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