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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I have it on good authority Burns was no angel!

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

He should be suspended.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

fsif posted:

He should be suspended.

Over a chasm of some depth

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Woke mob is at it again, trying to cancel McCorkle for giving out chiropractic adjustments free of charge

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Mcorrickle getting sent to prison for fruit roll ups on an ankle Rodgers goes free while eating playdoh. This is brandon america

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1457766668713795589?t=WMqNcgq79O6ZaQre6YW4Vg&s=19

Virgin immunized Aaron takes on the Vaccinated Chad Russ.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Dr. Steve Shin Finger Doctor

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Hughmoris posted:

Dr. Steve Shin Finger Doctor

You'd be surprised what part of the body Dr Finger works on.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

darren fells on waivers. should be picked up. really thought he'd break out after the cards.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Has Rodgers tested negative twice already?

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
There is a GI doctor here who's name is Dr. Butt.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

tangy yet delightful posted:

Has Rodgers tested negative twice already?

No tests yet as he is in quarantine. I think he only has one chance to test negative on Saturday to play.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Asproigerosis posted:

There is a GI doctor here who's name is Dr. Butt.

I remember this plot from Seinfeld

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/1457774554281963522

lol russ has the same doctor as trump

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

I was gonna say, that is incredibly Trumpy energy from that team statement

This enormous manly doctor, he was crying, he said sir, I have never seen a person as good at healing as you sir,

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Did muscle Wilson tear ligaments/tendons? I don't think you can bounce back from that in a month, but I also don't know anything about how stuff is treated.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Has anyone said Green Bay Quackers yet?

Green Bay Quackers.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Asproigerosis posted:

Did muscle Wilson tear ligaments/tendons? I don't think you can bounce back from that in a month, but I also don't know anything about how stuff is treated.

Nano bubbles

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nobody brought this up because nobody watched the game, but Dolphins - Texans had the most turnovers in a game in 5 seasons

Tyrod threw 3 ints, Brissett had 2

Brissett added a fumble, as did Myles Gaskin (to go with his 34 rushing yards on 20 attempts), while for the Texans, Jordan Akins fumbled as well. All of them were lost.

Look at the drives in the 2nd half:

---- 3rd quarter ----
Interception
Interception
Punt
Punt
Field Goal
---- 4th quarter ---
Fumble
Punt
Punt
Fumble
Punt
Kneels

Kalli fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Nov 8, 2021

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/1457694467759263750?t=sf6eVPrCEyWxn35_rQd6Hg&s=19

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"Finger Doctor" is Urban's nickname

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
The Green Day Packers release Nimrod this off-season

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Has Mike Mayock been fired yet?
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1457778516963966980

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001


Son of a bitch, nanobubbles are real.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

the Raiders really have cut their 3 highest picks from last years draft(Ruggs, Arnette, Bowden). Pain

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

tangy yet delightful posted:

Has Rodgers tested negative twice already?

Consecutive negative tests only applies to vaccinated. Unvaccinated players get a mandatory 10 day quarantine then tested.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

He can just blame everything on Gruden cause he isn't there anymore and supposedly had final authority

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gonna say this is still way less embarrassing or as much of a trainwreck as the 2006-2008 Raiders

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Paperback Writer posted:

the Raiders really have cut their 3 highest picks from last years draft(Ruggs, Arnette, Bowden). Pain

That is amazing.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

They'll just say that those were Gruden picks

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mayock will be fired by the end of the season. He was hired to be Gruden's waterboy, but there's no point to firing him now halfway into a season.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Gruden got hired on the basis of a character he played in beer commercials. Wouldn't surprise me if the NFL Network's resident draft guru gets a shot on his own.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Kalli posted:

Gonna say this is still way less embarrassing or as much of a trainwreck as the 2006-2008 Raiders

Competent QB play forgives a lot of sins and Derek Carr has been that or better this whole time.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Mayock is safe if his interim works out. They've got a ton of poo poo to work through to keep the roster playing well.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Myles Garrett is the hero needed to put an end to McCorkle's killing spree.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

Wait the Raiders drafted a guy in the 3rd round. Then packaged him with a 6th rounder to acquire a 4th before he even played a game for them? That's the dumbest trade I've every heard of.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Simplex posted:

Wait the Raiders drafted a guy in the 3rd round. Then packaged him with a 6th rounder to acquire a 4th before he even played a game for them? That's the dumbest trade I've every heard of.
My man have you heard of one Josh McDaniels?

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I couldnt believe when I saw Herbert was 6'6. I always figured he was like 5'10

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Herbert’s great but drat the eagles defense is nonexistent

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Kawalimus posted:

I couldnt believe when I saw Herbert was 6'6. I always figured he was like 5'10

There’s a reason he got Heisman hype like 3 years running before a Oregon inevitably flamed out.

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